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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    SCOOBY SENDS YOU TO THE ICU
    THE DOC'S GOT WORK TO DO NOOW (YEAH)
    BETTER PAY THE BILL
    CAUSE I WILL KILL
    ANOTHER BEFORE YOU'RE OUT

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    total suburban dog death

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a delivery driver and if I could push a button to render all dogs permanently mute I would give up a year of my life. The worst are shitty little terriers that go absolutely bonkers scrabbling at the door and yapping uncontrollably before I've even set foot out of my truck. Like, fricking have a nice day you little rat frick.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I’m a wagie and i rage like a little b***h over a little noise
      It’s like when no one has a problem but someone who is mad at something else to begin with.

      The dogs aren’t a problem but your repressed rage is giving off “confiscate firearms, fertilizer, gas cans, and hobby rocket engines ASAP” vibes.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not him but I would gladly help him kill you if that silence cars too.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >muh genetics

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Leaves dog on the balcony

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I get genuinely worried that some unhinged homosexual is going to poison my dog because she barks sometimes when I let her out to piss.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >because she barks sometimes
      Is this dogmom cope for
      >she barks 24/7 but I've learned to tune it out

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dogmoms firing their self-defense handguns to drown out the boof boof boof and bark bark bark

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    BORK BORK BORK!

    icelandic: BJÖRK BJÖRK BJÖRK

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He's coming right at us!!
    BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      More like
      >He looked in our direction!
      BANG BANG BANG
      >His owner is shooting at me! Return fire boys!
      BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
      >What's that, someone inside the house? More assailants boys take them out!!!
      BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
      >I still sense some movement.. better make sure
      BANG BANG

      1 week later...

      Press Conference: In recent news, the ATF has shut down a violent terror organization, secretly stockpiling guns and threatening the government. This has caused the president to give them more funding, and an award to the team for this incredible work. We now go to one of the assailants, now recovering in the med center.

      Guy in bandages, hospital bed:
      "They.. they shot my son. They shot my wife and children, they weren't even outside. Why won't anybody believe me? Why were they at my house? All I did was say that the government shouldn't have more power than the people. What? That's a lie? You're saying I wanted to kill the entire goverment? Wait no! That's not it at all! Please I've lost everything I've.. I've got to get this information ou-
      Reporter: Ahh and.. it seems we've had some technical difficulties. As the last survivor it's not suspected he will live long, as the doctors had to rush in and take care of the rest. Ahem sorry take care of him in that moment. Later tonight we take another look at the Kyle Rittenhouse: Legal Terrorist case, in which the FBI explains how they lost the footage, until convenient. Does the FBI monitor us? Of course not! More on that later from the FBI director. For now this is Stephanie, signing off.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    My rural neighbor has a bunch of hounds he keeps for his hunt club. I fantasize about their house being hit by a JDAM

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I live in a wealthy suburb where literally everyone owns a dog

    It’s more like “bark bark bark” then nothing and you can barely hear it. OP must live in an apartment AKA he’s the pet and the “elites” are his owner.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cute puppy, is it on sale by any chance?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate urban dog owners so much its unreal

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      total suburban dog death

      based even though I like dogs

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I enjoy the company of cats more but a good dog is a great friend.

        But, that takes work, and these unweddable, childless b***hes (ha) raise terribly conditioned animals who showcase many of humanity's cruel genetic experiments (I mean, they're cute, and I had to rescue 4 of them while I also needed to work)

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