BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
 |
 Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68 |
|
SCOOBY SENDS YOU TO THE ICU
THE DOC'S GOT WORK TO DO NOOW (YEAH)
BETTER PAY THE BILL
CAUSE I WILL KILL
ANOTHER BEFORE YOU'RE OUT
total suburban dog death
I'm a delivery driver and if I could push a button to render all dogs permanently mute I would give up a year of my life. The worst are shitty little terriers that go absolutely bonkers scrabbling at the door and yapping uncontrollably before I've even set foot out of my truck. Like, fricking have a nice day you little rat frick.
>I’m a wagie and i rage like a little b***h over a little noise
It’s like when no one has a problem but someone who is mad at something else to begin with.
The dogs aren’t a problem but your repressed rage is giving off “confiscate firearms, fertilizer, gas cans, and hobby rocket engines ASAP” vibes.
Not him but I would gladly help him kill you if that silence cars too.
>muh genetics
>Leaves dog on the balcony
I get genuinely worried that some unhinged homosexual is going to poison my dog because she barks sometimes when I let her out to piss.
>because she barks sometimes
Is this dogmom cope for
>she barks 24/7 but I've learned to tune it out
>dogmoms firing their self-defense handguns to drown out the boof boof boof and bark bark bark
BORK BORK BORK!
icelandic: BJÖRK BJÖRK BJÖRK
>He's coming right at us!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
More like
>He looked in our direction!
BANG BANG BANG
>His owner is shooting at me! Return fire boys!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>What's that, someone inside the house? More assailants boys take them out!!!
BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG
>I still sense some movement.. better make sure
BANG BANG
1 week later...
Press Conference: In recent news, the ATF has shut down a violent terror organization, secretly stockpiling guns and threatening the government. This has caused the president to give them more funding, and an award to the team for this incredible work. We now go to one of the assailants, now recovering in the med center.
Guy in bandages, hospital bed:
"They.. they shot my son. They shot my wife and children, they weren't even outside. Why won't anybody believe me? Why were they at my house? All I did was say that the government shouldn't have more power than the people. What? That's a lie? You're saying I wanted to kill the entire goverment? Wait no! That's not it at all! Please I've lost everything I've.. I've got to get this information ou-
Reporter: Ahh and.. it seems we've had some technical difficulties. As the last survivor it's not suspected he will live long, as the doctors had to rush in and take care of the rest. Ahem sorry take care of him in that moment. Later tonight we take another look at the Kyle Rittenhouse: Legal Terrorist case, in which the FBI explains how they lost the footage, until convenient. Does the FBI monitor us? Of course not! More on that later from the FBI director. For now this is Stephanie, signing off.
My rural neighbor has a bunch of hounds he keeps for his hunt club. I fantasize about their house being hit by a JDAM
I live in a wealthy suburb where literally everyone owns a dog
It’s more like “bark bark bark” then nothing and you can barely hear it. OP must live in an apartment AKA he’s the pet and the “elites” are his owner.
Cute puppy, is it on sale by any chance?
I hate urban dog owners so much its unreal
based even though I like dogs
I enjoy the company of cats more but a good dog is a great friend.
But, that takes work, and these unweddable, childless b***hes (ha) raise terribly conditioned animals who showcase many of humanity's cruel genetic experiments (I mean, they're cute, and I had to rescue 4 of them while I also needed to work)