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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >imagine touching one of those fricks and your limbs and skin start to fall off.
    what are you waiting for to nuke all those states? you can blame russians later, just kill those fricks!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Aren't most people immune to leprosy now days?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        No they aren't, but can be easily cured with antibiotics

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        no, it just takes a load of time to kick in, you can have it dormant inside you up to 30 years but if you take care of it before it show signs you can get cured really easy. but if you fail then get ready for long painful years of abrasive skin treatments

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leprosy is cured by trivial antibiotics. Dermatitis is much worse because it looks the same, but is completely incurable.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        People in urban environments are much less susceptible to leprosy despite higher exposure rates.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s odd they’re not terribly prolific here where they’re native.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Haha, it'd be crazy seeing armadillos here on long island

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      always thought they were like turtles and the shell was part of their ribcage, but they are actually rats with armor, kinda cool

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leprosy on the way.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    How nice it must be to live in a country with actual wilderness where animals can roam around the countryside freely without having to cross roads every 5 miles.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do cross a lot of roads but probably there's not much traffic on most of them. There's a lot of roads, 5 miles is a long way to go without encountering one.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Whether or not the roads see much traffic depends on the population density, and the US doesn't have any to speak of.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends where you are of course
          There are cities dotting the map
          Larger towns spread out everywhere
          in my area, 61/sqkm

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll never have armadillos
    I'll never have killer bees
    All I've got is Asian stinkbugs and ash borer
    It's over

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think it will be too cold for them in WV, won't it?

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    we need to send this and opposum back to south america. keep them invasives out of north america

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based
      frick possums

      Why have you reversed the map images?

      uh oh redsissies… we were caught in a lie…

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Caught red handed

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice tuberculosis bros.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hope they invade my state soon. I've never seen one.

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    greysisters...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      based Scottish squirrels running amuck on the greyfurred English squirrels

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      In the midst of "It's so over", I found there was, within me, an invincible "homie I'M NUTS"

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why have you reversed the map images?

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    climate change

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >south american parrots conquering europe
    >south american armadillos conquering the us
    SA bros this is our time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >conquering (being eaten)

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    invasive species, kill them all

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      *Dreamer species

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm trans BTW if that matters

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That’s cool but what does this mean for us exactly?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      leprosy i fear

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i've been ready for 20 years but they still haven't made it past the mississipi into illinois. are they moronic?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Considering the amount of them killed from roads every year I'd say yes but they've gotta be good at reproducing

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They give birth to exactly four clone-babies every year. So yeah.

        Haha, it'd be crazy seeing armadillos here on long island

        I want the Brazilian ones in Delaware. The ones that roll up into a ball. Texan ones don't do that, sadly.

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Armadillos are cool, I for one welcome our new banded friends.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >my hometown mentioned
    nice!
    here's a picture of one hiding under my car from last fall

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Talk to me when the crab-eating fox makes it into turtle island

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    No... no no... this can't be happening...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you guys here on Wauf are very funny. 🙂

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