Are two-headed animals friends?

Are two-headed animals friends?

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Snakes are pretty dumb, in poisonous species one head will bite the other thinking it's a threat and kill itself.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They found a two headed fossil once. Once.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Cool, can't believe they never covered 2 headed dinos in JP

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see this, I wonder is he drinking twice as much water as he needs?
    Or has each head learned to drink only 1/2 as much?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >I wonder is he drinking twice as much water as he needs?

      This. Correct feeding is like the #1 problem with these two headed lizards, you basically have to feed each head half as much but they'll both think they're being fed half as much as they should be.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel bad for finding this video cute

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        you shouldn't
        because it is!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drinking too much water isn't so bad though, right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They don't count the water, dumbass.
      If they're full they'll feel full and satiated, although possibly only one or neither can recieve/process that sensation.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are two-headed animals friends?
    Only one is.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    They're more than friends. They're family.

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No, but four legged birds are.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Somehow… it looks fitting?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Babby Gryphon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Less cool but still really cool. It's nice when you get to figure out the inspiration for mythos stuff.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Polymelia isn't cool, they can't even use the legs and they usually just become deformed and are dead weight.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Double it

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >they're functional
      Too bad we can't breed for this

      A race of quadruped birds is what the planet needs

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        imagine twice as many drumsticks and thighs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >they're functional
          Too bad we can't breed for this

          A race of quadruped birds is what the planet needs

          I worked on a team developing multilegged poultry for a certain multinational fast food chain. The result? Octochickens. Problem is, one killed and ate all the others. After that, we were all too afraid to go into its enclosure to feed it so it died of starvation. The creepy thing just stayed in this one corner, waving its pedipalps at us from the ceiling where it had made its web.
          The eggs, and it laid hundreds, weren't very good, either. Overall, a failure.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            … Do tell more…

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I'm horrified but curious

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Finally, a bird/bird gryphon.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I must live in world of fricking darkness because I swear to God a tzimisce frickin guy to that thing

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Have they put her down yet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jesus. How does it even eat/drink properly?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It doesn't, they force feed it. The last update I heard of was from over a week ago, IIRC. The calf was several weeks old at that point and hadn't yet stood up (Calves should be up and running around by day 2 otherwise you've got a problem) being spoon-fed. Of course the people advocating for it to be kept alive are all ARAs.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I thought it could stand up, it just doesn't do it for too long.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >ARAs
          big tiddy anime mommies?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Animal rights activists you coomer

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ara ara get dorrah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does this seem to happen to cows more often than other animals?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        because we breed a frickton of them and birds are immune to it for some reason

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I assume they are usually instaculled, BUT in india freaks are seen as reincarnated higher beings or some shit so they try hard to keep them alive.
        Or I'm full of shit.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The two-headed cow here

          https://i.imgur.com/ygkRhoh.jpg

          Have they put her down yet?

          is a dairy shorthorn (I think?) somewhere in the US. Unless I've somehow missed the news, afaik they're still forcing her to live.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Are two-headed animals friends?
    No heads are better than two heads.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      God totally frickin necromanced that frickin chicken

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Nah, they chopped off its face in front of the brain, by the looks of it.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nah, they chopped off its face in front of the brain, by the looks of it.
          >On September 10, 1945, farmer Lloyd Olsen of Fruita, Colorado, United States, was planning to eat supper with his mother-in-law and was sent out to the yard by his wife to bring back a chicken. Olsen chose a five-and-a-half-month-old Wyandotte chicken named Mike. The axe removed the bulk of the head, but missed the jugular vein, leaving one ear and most of the brain stem intact.[2][3][4]
          Most of his brain was gone, he had no higher functions and was running on autonomic functions.

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nah. They're a bit two-faced.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is there any actual record of things with this condition thriving or at least surviving in the wild?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They're weirdly common in reptiles, but they tend not to last very long, and certainly not in the wild, where even fit young get weeded out pretty quickly.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Two for the price one so of course

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    No. They're prone to health problems and a low quality of life. Human conjoined twins have confirmed that they're miserable.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Humans are miserable even with one head.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Right, now imagine you have two on one person.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Human conjoined twins have confirmed that they're miserable.
      Nah, that depends on the arrangement. If you're a craniopagus twin, i.e. your head's stuck to your twin's, that's no doubt gotta suck major ass. Imagine if your twin had bad breath and you had to live with them breathing on you 24/7. Parapagus twins who are connected side by side usually seem pretty happy, though, at least for the ones who make it to adulthood. I'd wager that Abby and Brittany Hensel, who are from a loving family in a small town, are college graduates doing a job they love, and are both married (to the same guy, no less) are far happier than your average anon.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        What do you think the sex is like…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Very… loud…

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          moaning in stereo
          with me specifically, i'd be disappointing two girls at the same time

          didnt they do porn at one point

          no that was a photoshop, they are good christian girls

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >i'd be disappointing two girls at the same time
            Good God anon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >(to the same guy, no less)
        Well I can't exactly imagine them getting married to two separate guys.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didnt they do porn at one point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol wouldn't it automatically be two points?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Not just a picture of them giving a blowjob

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn't that determined to be a fake?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        didnt they do porn at one point

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