Are pigs actually smarter than dogs, or is that just some kooky myth?

Are pigs actually smarter than dogs, or is that just some kooky myth?

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day degenerates

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    we must set up a dog vs pig mathematics competition

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    honestly it's hard to say, depend a lot on the specimen and the species and even more in the environement in wich it was raised
    i've found that there's a massive overlap between the smartest domestic animals and the dumbest humans, i've even seen some i would put above human average

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    catgays cant meme or argue lol

    >inb4 we wuz
    no, we wuz. you just read it on a wiki. all the og caturday posters are now dogGODS.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    hee hee hee

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Intelligence is complex and multidimensional, any attempt to quantify it is stupid. It's like asking if potatoes are tastier than tomatoes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If you were in a MacGuyver life or death situation and needed either a really smart pig or a really smart dog, what would you choose?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would choose the dog. Not because he's smarter but because there is a better intelligibility between our species.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        The dog may actually help me, the pig dgaf. Captcha: HAMVP

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pigs are smarter than dogs in the way that someone who has memorized every magic the gathering card ever made but can only reproduce by sneaking his sperm into sleeping women is smarter than someone who goes from mook to board member in less than 5 years wherever he works and has fully financed bastard children with models on every continent. Or like someone who is an adept engineer but linguistically impaired and unable to succeed in life is smarter than a famous author who needs a calculator to figure out 500/123=_.

    They have entirely different skillsets with roughly the same amount and complexity of brain tissue and are essentially equally intelligent even if you can organize arbitrary tests that put one over the other, that the other may not even be eager to perform for. I have seen dogs do many things "science" says they can't and later found out "science" was studying 5 random labrador retrievers in an unfamiliar environment that were all raised in an intellectually stunting manner where they were prohibited from ever developing problem solving behavior - AKA being well trained (pay attention for when YOUR master does this to YOU and especially your children)

    Don't eat pigs regardless. Even if they're a little dumber than a dog, or a little smarter, they're close enough and are one of the few farm animals that will fear its impending death if it sees you shoot its friend.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pigs are smarter than dogs in the way that someone who has memorized every magic the gathering card ever made but can only reproduce by sneaking his sperm into sleeping women
      Sold

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Somewhere around 2.17 right?
      >500/100 = 50
      >50/23 = slightly over 2

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh frick nevermind, it's 4.something. oh well I tried

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anon... 500/125 is 4, clearly it'll be close to that.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      > I have seen dogs do many things "science" says they can't and later found out "science" was studying 5 random labrador retrievers in an unfamiliar environment that were all raised in an intellectually stunting manner where they were prohibited from ever developing problem solving behavior
      This is literally the excuse that dog fetishists use when you tell them that the whole alpha/beta thing is based off of bullshit zoo animals

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        because it's a fact, moron? go back to r/dogfree

        If you were in a MacGuyver life or death situation and needed either a really smart pig or a really smart dog, what would you choose?

        everyone knows the pig will just watch you die and eat you
        maybe the dog will too if they're really smart

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I wasn't disagreeing, I was calling doggays a bunch of morons

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >by being moronic i was calling people morons even though i agree with them
            smartest and most mentally stable catredditor

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              ACKTSHUALLY I own a rabbit, tyvm

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              At least I don't frick dogs you dogfricking dogfricker. Yiff in hell

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                ooooh angry!

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                >waah waah i like to frick dogs a bloo bloo bloo don't be mean to me mr anon awoooo bloo bloo bloo
                Dumbass homosexual. YWNBAD(oaW)

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      frick off ahmed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >are one of the few farm animals that will fear its impending death if it sees you shoot its friend.
      I'll just shoot its friend behind the shed. Then my conscience is clear.

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