>The entire bible is a book of lies
uhh... anon? >And the breadth of the door was ten cubits; and the sides of the door were five cubits on the one side, and five cubits on the other side: and he measured the length thereof, forty cubits: and the breadth, twenty cubits. >The length by cubits after the first measure was threescore cubits, and the breadth twenty cubits. And the porch that was in the front of the house, the length of it was according to the breadth of the house, twenty cubits, and the height was an hundred and twenty: and he overlaid it within with pure gold. >And he made ten bases of brass; four cubits was the length of one base, and four cubits the breadth thereof, and three cubits the height of it. >For he cast two pillars of brass, of eighteen cubits high apiece: and a line of twelve cubits did compass either of them about. >Moreover he made an altar of brass, twenty cubits the length thereof, and twenty cubits the breadth thereof, and ten cubits the height thereof. >Then went he inward, and measured the post of the door, two cubits; and the door, six cubits; and the breadth of the door, seven cubits. >The nethermost chamber was five cubits broad, and the middle was six cubits broad, and the third was seven cubits broad: for without in the wall of the house he made narrowed rests round about, that the beams should not be fastened in the walls of the house. >Before the length of an hundred cubits was the north door, and the breadth was fifty cubits. >And the arches round about were five and twenty cubits long, and five cubits broad. >So he measured the court, an hundred cubits long, and an hundred cubits broad, foursquare; and the altar that was before the house. >And concerning the pillars, the height of one pillar was eighteen cubits; and a fillet of twelve cubits did compass it; and the thickness thereof was four fingers: it was hollow.
>This realization led the rabbis of the 2nd century CE to clarify the length of their cubit, saying that the measure of the cubit of which they have spoken "applies to the cubit of middle-size". >In this case, the requirement is to make use of a standard 6 handbreadths to each cubit, and which handbreadth was not to be confused with an outstretched palm, but rather one that was clenched and which handbreadth has the standard width of 4 fingerbreadths (each fingerbreadth being equivalent to the width of a thumb, about 2.25 cm). >This puts the handbreadth at roughly 9 cm (3+1⁄2 in), and 6 handbreadths (1 cubit) at 54 cm (21+1⁄2 in). >Epiphanius of Salamis, in his treatise On Weights and Measures, describes how it was customary, in his day, to take the measurement of the biblical cubit: "The cubit is a measure, but it is taken from the measure of the forearm. >For the part from the elbow to the wrist and the palm of the hand is called the cubit, the middle finger of the cubit measure being also extended at the same time and there being added below (it) the span, that is, of the hand, taken all together."
and people say feet is bad, when a cubit is basically a shitty half meter, which doesnt increase its usefulness
>>The entire bible is a book of lies >uhh... anon?
If it was fact from Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21, with no excuses of 'Context' & 'Interpretation' allowed: either the BuyBull IS literal from start to finish or is lies from start to finish, why wasn't your Big Book of Hearsay allowed as court-admissible evidence in Kitzmiller vs Dover, least of all by it's conservative Christian judge who can never be accused of being an 'Activist' one, considering who appointed said judge and who voted in said appointer - a US president - twice...?!
...and why were the defence in that case reduced to using anything else but said Big Book of Hearsay if they think their claims have infinitely more credibility than Evolution, and their 'evidence' is more than proven fact? Either the BuyBull IS literal throughout or it isn't.
Incidentally, said Big Book of Hearsay - the actual 'Word' of 'God' - says that what the OP posted has four legs. So someone's wrong, and therefore disproves his own existence while walking across a zebra crossing & gets run over by a M1 Abrams Iron Chariot, and it's not the likes of Richard Lenski.
Roman Bible is somehow even more retarded. >Found cult around Messiah >Messiah gets killed >Wat cult do >desecrate tomb >hide body
OOOOHHHH SSHEEIEIEIEIET NIGGA!!
DO YOU SEE THAT EMTPY TOMB!? OHN MY MAMA NIGGA HE CAME BACK TO LIFE FR! FR! >Cult back in bussiness >Story gets blown out of propurtion till Jesus is "Son of God" (common trope from Roman state religion) >Bunch of autistic invent the autism known as "the trinity" later >Religion because super popular bc women don't like having their babies killed by the paterfamilias.
This is basically Christianity.
They believe in a false God though, not the God of Christ
But they do believe they serve the God of creation, which is why the world is giga-shit
They actually follow a "God" thats cruel, like muslims or israelites do, theyre decieved
Christ aka joshua was a random schizo narcissist. Also see muhammad and joseph smith.
Everything after the OT is politically motivated fiction. The OT is tribal superstition.
“The wolf shall also dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.”
Eden will be back
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Muhammad, thus his enabler Allah: the underage Aisha.
The Holy Spook, thus God: the underage Mary.
Projecting: What religiotards are reduced to because they hate being proved wrong by - and therefore are inferior to - others who aren't like them: and in more ways than one.
Every single abrahamic religion allows child marriage (every single one - the closest thing the bible has to condemning it is actually saying that you have to marry children before you rape them), and islam not only allows it but allows it very explicitly (and the only theocracy to ever explicitly allow bestiality is muslim). Priests are also more likely to molest children than the general population, and pederasty is a culturally allowable form of homosexuality in many abrahamic circles.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/apr/25/middle-east-child-abuse-pederasty
There may be a pedophile that is an atheist, but happenstance is better than someone who thinks that god commanded them to marry off their daughters as soon as they bleed.
I'm going with evolution on this basis alone even if it's made up and the world is a giant petri dish that another being has been fucking with
Here's how this conversation goes every single time, without fail >anti-evolution positionist makes a claim against evolution >gets pressed on said claim >claims that the circumstances make it impossible >gets told that this has been proven false by research, or that this is still a field of research in which explanations are being sought >proceeds to say "y-yeah, but it still couldn't occur naturally through evolution" >gets told basic principles of evolution that enable such processes to occur >brain short circuits, regresses back to their true colors and mutters something about "muh holy book" online
Maybe if you took the time to recall your basic high school lessons on evolution, you wouldn't sound like a bunch of retarded Neanderthals every time you go up to bat and claim an animal can't exist because it just can't according to extremely simplified principles (like how bumble bees weren't supposed to be able to fly until, surprise, it turned out there was more to them than just basic aerodynamic principles).
>Richard Lenski conclusively proves evolution, terminally pisses of terminal cretinist Christains Andy Schlafly, spawn of dessiccated old harpy Phyllis >Cretinist Christains can't provide a single shred of proof to the contrary: certainly after Kitzmiller vs Dover shot their shit down without any possible hope of proving science wrong
1 Thessalonians 5:21: 'Prove ALL things'
Science being proved wrong. It's not much to ask for, is it, o retarded Christains: least of all by your supposedly 'Omnipotent' deity, eh...?! The $64,000 Question: why couldn't he do something ultra-easy as prove the prosecution - and thus that conservative Christian judge - wrong in 2005...?!
The book said that people would doubt the book and that the sky man would test us and so would satan but to remain strong ok jesus will return in 2 weeks from tomorrow
The book said that people would doubt the book and that the sky man would test us and so would satan but to remain strong ok jesus will return in 2 weeks from tomorrow
one of the most consistent themes in the bible is that God doesn't prove Himself to anyone. You have to have faith without that hard proof. Imagine what would happen if an animal did spontaneously pop up in that cage. Seriously, you think the world over would just go "Oh, guess we're all Christian now." No, retard. There would be virulent fighting, there would be claims of fraud on every side, there would be people arguing why it's secularly possible, there would be people arguing that it's not YOUR God, it's the flying spaghetti monster, there would be people who learn about it for the first time in 20 years and say "there's no way that was real". It would be chaos and completely defeat the purpose of living our mortal lives on earth...
You don't. You can theorize that life is on other planets but you must also use the scientific method to find proof. Otherwise no one has to listen to you. No one has to listen to you even after you do that until other people verify your experiment. An experiment that has not been replicated is as good as fraud and no one should ever take it at face value.
It's common sense. Something that separates humans from NPCs.
>God doesn't prove himself to anyone
Oh he did prove himself. But he's not capable of showing more than buttocks or talking fire because he's not the creator of the universe. He's a minor fire deity from fucking india. The people that worshiped him even originated in india before finally ending up in canaan. Guess why hinduism has no dedicated cult for agni, AKA yahvah? Because all those guys moved to israel.
I have no doubt that the metaphysical is truth but it is not possible to believe so without doubting every self-styled god for being a potential demon. It does not take a lot of intelligence on the part of a spirit to weasel their way out of being accused of being a fraud >two more weeks >only i know >you must have faith but am i not clearly splendid?
...Why did it take you going on a tangent to tell us you're a mongoloid? Just say "I'm retarded" next time champ. >inb4 soijak_3548.ping >inb4 samefag reply with something extremely brave and stunning like "cHrIsT iS kInG!1!" >inb4 buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
>Post animals that show creationism is pseudoscience and that scientific fact better explains the natural world
Donald Trump. Proof that God doesn't exist, and that retardation by its supporters further proves that fact.
>chemical reaction caused my enzyme >enzyme capable of evolving >possible for less potent version of enzyme exist and evolve without allahuakbaring every unsuccessful generation of beetle
Evolution is the answer to how, not the answer to why. You don't need to take every single word in the bible for the most literal and face value interpretation possible.
Irreducible complexity. There is no way that the bombideir beetle could have evolved due to the fact that the chemicals in its body can't mix. There is no halfway stage for the evolution of it's chemical glands like evolutionists say, thus proving it was created by God.
>he loves us all. >prevents moses from entering the holy land because he hits a rock instead of talking to it >lets the iseralites worship a golden ox for reasons >lets the egyptians enslave the iseralites >lets cain kill his brother >lets satan in the garden of eden to seduce eve into tricking herself and adam to eat the apple to gain wisdom
he yeah he created all, he created all the evil in the world
Retards attribute to God what was done by demons
This has always happened
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>be all knowing, all caring, all powerful >let a snake destroy paradise for giggles
Jehovah, master prankster
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>god didn't create demons
I love how modern theodicy is just tacit "u-uh don't think about it" and has been for the last 70 years
>he loves us all. >prevents moses from entering the holy land because he hits a rock instead of talking to it >lets the iseralites worship a golden ox for reasons >lets the egyptians enslave the iseralites >lets cain kill his brother >lets satan in the garden of eden to seduce eve into tricking herself and adam to eat the apple to gain wisdom
he yeah he created all, he created all the evil in the world
yeah, he says it himself, dumbass. >I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it. Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?
The god of Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Christ. I can promise you that your life will turn around for the better when you give your life to the Lord. Christ saves.
to answer your question, He didn't "suddenly exist". He always existed. The universe had a beginning, so whatever caused the universe to be must exist outside of time. How did the universe suddenly exist without an unmoved mover?
>The universe had a beginning
What if didn’t? The current predictions around the end of the universe is that it will either bounce back into a new big bang or that each individual particle will get infinitely distant from one another and dark energy (the force which accelerates the universe expansion) will reach infinite density and lead to a new singularity.
>The current predictions around the end of the universe is that it will either bounce back into a new big bang or that each individual particle will get infinitely distant from one another and dark energy (the force which accelerates the universe expansion) will reach infinite density and lead to a new singularity
How the fuck do people think science is real
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As opposed to a giant all powerful bearded man who can curiously only manifest as some sort of fire, who claims to have created the universe but shares a name with one of the epithets for the vedic fire god, saying "just trust me, i said i am the best so i am the best, if anyone doubts me tell them i predicted that"...
And everything that shows that the world is not as he says it is totally being the tricks of a trickster god, I mean devil, who isn't even described in half the detail the faithful assign to him in their supposed word of god
Which ranges from pseudo-historical third hand accounts and possible ahistorical apocrypha to stuff that has no good source but is called "divinely inspired" because the catholics like what it's saying
Or some even dumber shit like the earth being the corpse of a frost giant or one half of a broken egg or the placenta of a giant woman.
Religion is even more retarded than the most outlandish scientific theory. At least science seems plausible, even you can see exploding stars from your house with a little effort, and we have physical evidence of many of its tenets. But I'm sure the trickster god lokisatankrishna is meddling with every single experiment to thwart yahvah's plot to light everyone in fire in a good or bad way depending on how much bacon they ate.
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>believing modern religions
lol. mesopotamia had the first and last correct faith. humans were genetically engineered by a pre-existing civilization and we were created as slaves for working in mines and factories, formed from various native earth life with traces of alien DNA. when they were done with us we overpopulated and they spent a while trying and failing to wipe us out like an infestation of rats before giving up. the end.
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nagger, the bounce back is just simple ass physics. We can easily observe that the universe is expanding because of the big bang and that said speed has a tendency to stop and start contracting as the gravity of bodies start to draw them together.
The issue is that, right now, the speed of expansion is not slowing down. It’s accelerating, in fact, something that should be impossible with simple particle physics, even on a vacuum, which leads to the second hypothesis.
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>the bounce back is just simple ass physics
Alright, then. Explain it.
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>stretch something out >let go >it snaps back to its original shape if there is tension >gravity = tension
Now explain why the creator of the universe could only appear as buttcheeks and fire and has the same name as an old vedic fire god, and even started the bible having the same role as said fire god, accepting burnt offerings, leading us to assume that he is in fact a fire god rather than a creator god who fooled two israelites really thoroughly and made them think they were the first humans ever.
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>has the same name as an old vedic fire god
i'm not really finding anything on this except for a few weird hindu blogs. then there's this https://www.researchgate.net/publication/323028603_Veda_vs_Tetragrammaton_Decrypting_the_greatest_Enigma_in_History which really just seems like an interesting look into the connections between indo-europeans languages.
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Yahvah = agni
YHWH has no hebrew etymology
YHWH only appears as fire and buttocks (when el only, not YHWH - the bible is made of two separate religions lmao)
The canaanite pagans absorbed a vedic agni cult and became the israelites.
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ser pls do not redeem theory of evolution ser
do not redeem is satan ser. contract ownership of creationism is remounced, no rugpl guarantee my basterds. book of revelations will moon in 2 weeks. buy and hold jesuscoin ser.
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>How the fuck do people think science is real
...the subhuman retard said via a computer: the product of science. A gay atheist, too: Alan Turing.
Science is infinitely more real - therefore more than infinitely superior - to a 'God' that never existed in the first place. Now reply using 'Belief' - which you cannot spell without the word Lie - and Faith - which sounds like Fail - or admit that Science is superior and you religiotards are inferior subhumans: along with your retarded be-lie-fs which have yet to prove science wrong: we're still waiting to be proved wrong with superior evidence, so why can't you retarded Christains provide us with such...?!
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Religion is required for unintelligent people to have morals and even reproduce. They aren’t smart enough to have consistent or productive behavior otherwise. A big man punishing them is all that makes sense until they’re well enough into adulthood to feel out basic moral concepts. Without literally any god, unintelligent and otherwise dysfunctional subhumans are incapable of seeing why they shouldn’t fall into drug abuse, gambling, and non stop masturbation and goat fucking. Fancy “future consequences” won’t cut it for them, they tend to forget those when excited unless they’re real scary, like “you will be on fire forever after you die”.
Cordyceps alone proves that a 'God' never existed in the first place. If you think otherwise, you're subhuman retards. Checkmate, Christains.
>Irreducible Complexity
Kitzmiller vs Dover destroyed that notion - which Cre(a)ti(o)nists were reduced to when their big Book of Hearsay was ruled inadmissible as evidence in a court of law. And all ruled wrong by a conservative Christian judge - John E. Jones III - appointed to the Federal bench by the Cre(a)ti(o)nism-be-lie-ving president - W. Bush - voted in twice - by Cre(a)ti(o)nism be-lie-ving Republicans.
Check and fucking Mate, inferior subhuman retarded Christains. *Tips Trilby*
>Kitzmiller vs Dover destroyed that notion - which Cre(a)ti(o)nists were reduced to when their big Book of Hearsay was ruled inadmissible as evidence in a court of law. And all ruled wrong by a conservative Christian judge - John E. Jones III - appointed to the Federal bench by the Cre(a)ti(o)nism-be-lie-ving president - W. Bush - voted in twice - by Cre(a)ti(o)nism be-lie-ving Republicans
>Muh freemason system proves creationism doesnt exist
You would have to be retarded to not know the influence of freemasons
On basically everything theyve taught you
The funny thing is that freemasons do believe in God (more so the higher the rank)
But you a little retard common peasant thats been "educated" by their system doesnt
There are plenty of halfway stages, from aimless scent marking to cementing eggs to just stinky shit to eventually epxlosive farts.
The great israelitestian fallacy is that every halfway stage MUST be beneficial and make the organism subjectively "better". This is false. Animals in the wild can be absolutely retarded and borderline crippled as long as nothing else is better enough and takes all their food or space or kills them off.
Anyways, tell me how your god is supposed to be real based on
"The book said other religions used to exist, but it says in the book that they were wrong and moses totally spoke to god and is the TRUE prophet"
When those other religions said moses was full of bullshit, and then later religions said moses with full of bullshit?
Can I just say I spoke to god and write down whatever I want, say it's true because the book says so, write down that "the world may end any day but it will definitely end and everyone who doesn't agree with me will be on fire forever", and even, dare I do something this clever - write down "people will doubt that I am the prophet, and this is proof that I am the prophet" - and have that all be true?
>Can I just say I spoke to god and write down whatever I want,
You can try to prove the scriptures tell the truth or theyre lies
Do as the christian scriptures say
Which not many christians follow as you know
Pray with an innocent heart with a heart full of devotion and love genuine love not selfish love, the love that only a child could have for his mother, the love of a father for his son, the love of a brother for his family
Pray with this in mind, invoke the name of Jesus Christ, Saint Mary and God
Pray with a full heart, to the point you believe theyre real for just a moment (for the experiment sake)
Then you look at the results, do that multiple times if you will so you can be sure it works/doesnt
Only then you can say "this is bullshit" or "theres something there"
The two chemical compounds in question, hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone, don't explode when mixed, and there are no inhibitors or anti-inhibitors. What happens is that these two chemicals are released through a valve into a chamber, where cataclysts then cause the reaction, which then gets released due to the built up pressure.
Evolutionary theory is "just a theory" in exactly the same way that gravitational theory is "just a theory".
Creationists who muh "just a theory" are merely showing that they don't even understand the language that is used to describe the simple concept that they don't understand.
It's a double self-own.
If gravity is "just a theory" you should try walking off a 10-storey building some time.
retarded take and you don't even understand the thing you're arguing for. evolution does not "phase out" things that don't work like that. widom teeth genes are going to stay for a long time because it takes millions upon millions of years for a single defining trait to prove an explicit detriment in a survival scenario. wisodm teeth are not being phased out by evolution, we are just getting more people and the extent of real scientific research has only spanned like 500 years. that's fucking nothing. you don't know anything.
>"just" a theory
so it's a non falsifiable model that explains our observations that has yet to be disproven by any data? There is no "just a theory". Gravity and General relativity are "just theories" as well . Your lack of the understanding the scientific model pairs perfectly with somebody who denies evolution. What's your model that can explain all our observations and data without us having a common ancestor?
>uh god uh just felt like doing it this way.
God isn't just a theory, not even a hypothesis, there is no proof, there is no data pointing to him. The bible doesn't fit into any model or understanding of sceince, there are no talking snakes, we couldn't have came from two people. The bible was deboonked many many centuries ago but there is no contradiction to evolution discovered yet and if you found one please show it to me. Explain why humans and other mammals share enogenius retrovirus' which are sideways genetic transferred material into our gametes by virus'. God must just have felt like doing this. What can corroborate this observation besides us sharing a common ancestor please corroborate this for me.
Evolutionary theory is "just a theory" in exactly the same way that gravitational theory is "just a theory".
Creationists who muh "just a theory" are merely showing that they don't even understand the language that is used to describe the simple concept that they don't understand.
It's a double self-own.
If gravity is "just a theory" you should try walking off a 10-storey building some time.
Gravity is just a theory too, since we are not a 100% sure how gravity works.
>thread about not posting animals on the animals & nature board
I like a good shale, how about you?
The entire bible is a book of lies and your “god” is made up at best and the devil on earth at worst
The fact that we have anatomically modern humans predating the entire heeb family tree back to adam shows deceit or delusion.
>The entire bible is a book of lies
uhh... anon?
>And the breadth of the door was ten cubits; and the sides of the door were five cubits on the one side, and five cubits on the other side: and he measured the length thereof, forty cubits: and the breadth, twenty cubits.
>The length by cubits after the first measure was threescore cubits, and the breadth twenty cubits. And the porch that was in the front of the house, the length of it was according to the breadth of the house, twenty cubits, and the height was an hundred and twenty: and he overlaid it within with pure gold.
>And he made ten bases of brass; four cubits was the length of one base, and four cubits the breadth thereof, and three cubits the height of it.
>For he cast two pillars of brass, of eighteen cubits high apiece: and a line of twelve cubits did compass either of them about.
>Moreover he made an altar of brass, twenty cubits the length thereof, and twenty cubits the breadth thereof, and ten cubits the height thereof.
>Then went he inward, and measured the post of the door, two cubits; and the door, six cubits; and the breadth of the door, seven cubits.
>The nethermost chamber was five cubits broad, and the middle was six cubits broad, and the third was seven cubits broad: for without in the wall of the house he made narrowed rests round about, that the beams should not be fastened in the walls of the house.
>Before the length of an hundred cubits was the north door, and the breadth was fifty cubits.
>And the arches round about were five and twenty cubits long, and five cubits broad.
>So he measured the court, an hundred cubits long, and an hundred cubits broad, foursquare; and the altar that was before the house.
>And concerning the pillars, the height of one pillar was eighteen cubits; and a fillet of twelve cubits did compass it; and the thickness thereof was four fingers: it was hollow.
What kind of GameCube ass memory block shit is a cubit?
>This realization led the rabbis of the 2nd century CE to clarify the length of their cubit, saying that the measure of the cubit of which they have spoken "applies to the cubit of middle-size".
>In this case, the requirement is to make use of a standard 6 handbreadths to each cubit, and which handbreadth was not to be confused with an outstretched palm, but rather one that was clenched and which handbreadth has the standard width of 4 fingerbreadths (each fingerbreadth being equivalent to the width of a thumb, about 2.25 cm).
>This puts the handbreadth at roughly 9 cm (3+1⁄2 in), and 6 handbreadths (1 cubit) at 54 cm (21+1⁄2 in).
>Epiphanius of Salamis, in his treatise On Weights and Measures, describes how it was customary, in his day, to take the measurement of the biblical cubit: "The cubit is a measure, but it is taken from the measure of the forearm.
>For the part from the elbow to the wrist and the palm of the hand is called the cubit, the middle finger of the cubit measure being also extended at the same time and there being added below (it) the span, that is, of the hand, taken all together."
and people say feet is bad, when a cubit is basically a shitty half meter, which doesnt increase its usefulness
>carbon dates you
uh oh
>some tribals who got conquered made up a long WE WUZ grandeur story to hide the bitter tears
>goys in 2023 pretend it's some measure of accuracy
>>The entire bible is a book of lies
>uhh... anon?
If it was fact from Genesis 1:1 to Revelation 22:21, with no excuses of 'Context' & 'Interpretation' allowed: either the BuyBull IS literal from start to finish or is lies from start to finish, why wasn't your Big Book of Hearsay allowed as court-admissible evidence in Kitzmiller vs Dover, least of all by it's conservative Christian judge who can never be accused of being an 'Activist' one, considering who appointed said judge and who voted in said appointer - a US president - twice...?!
...and why were the defence in that case reduced to using anything else but said Big Book of Hearsay if they think their claims have infinitely more credibility than Evolution, and their 'evidence' is more than proven fact? Either the BuyBull IS literal throughout or it isn't.
Incidentally, said Big Book of Hearsay - the actual 'Word' of 'God' - says that what the OP posted has four legs. So someone's wrong, and therefore disproves his own existence while walking across a zebra crossing & gets run over by a M1 Abrams Iron Chariot, and it's not the likes of Richard Lenski.
What's a good book that shows a number of examples of evolution and is written for a first year undergrad level?
Evolution is the mechanism of creation
>do things in the name of God
Well they think they do things in the name of God
Do the opposite to what God wants truly
funny how fedora tippers literally ignore the existence of Christ and only talk about the old (israeli) testament
Roman Bible is somehow even more retarded.
>Found cult around Messiah
>Messiah gets killed
>Wat cult do
>desecrate tomb
>hide body
OOOOHHHH SSHEEIEIEIEIET NIGGA!!
DO YOU SEE THAT EMTPY TOMB!? OHN MY MAMA NIGGA HE CAME BACK TO LIFE FR! FR!
>Cult back in bussiness
>Story gets blown out of propurtion till Jesus is "Son of God" (common trope from Roman state religion)
>Bunch of autistic invent the autism known as "the trinity" later
>Religion because super popular bc women don't like having their babies killed by the paterfamilias.
This is basically Christianity.
Christ aka joshua was a random schizo narcissist. Also see muhammad and joseph smith.
Everything after the OT is politically motivated fiction. The OT is tribal superstition.
Read your vedas.
“The wolf shall also dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.”
Eden will be back
Do not take the mark you baasedence cucks, your universities lie
Your schools lie, know this truth
>Do not take the mark
And by mark I mean chip
Oh yes like with covid vaccine it will be "mandatory"
God loves you, the books where it reads hes cruel are either lies, inserts or missinterpretation of the holy texts
Odin made the animals from the body of a frost giant.
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Muhammad, thus his enabler Allah: the underage Aisha.
The Holy Spook, thus God: the underage Mary.
Projecting: What religiotards are reduced to because they hate being proved wrong by - and therefore are inferior to - others who aren't like them: and in more ways than one.
go back to /x/ christcuck
What i really love about modern fedora tippers is that their alligned with literal pedophiles and are too up their own asses to see it.
Just like the church then huh
They are both literally gay.
Every single abrahamic religion allows child marriage (every single one - the closest thing the bible has to condemning it is actually saying that you have to marry children before you rape them), and islam not only allows it but allows it very explicitly (and the only theocracy to ever explicitly allow bestiality is muslim). Priests are also more likely to molest children than the general population, and pederasty is a culturally allowable form of homosexuality in many abrahamic circles.
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2010/apr/25/middle-east-child-abuse-pederasty
There may be a pedophile that is an atheist, but happenstance is better than someone who thinks that god commanded them to marry off their daughters as soon as they bleed.
I'm going with evolution on this basis alone even if it's made up and the world is a giant petri dish that another being has been fucking with
well, just because it's tiny and is a bug doesn't mean it isn't cute
Blessed creationist crusader making dogfuckers seethe and squirm
Why are (You) talking to yourself? Weirdo.
Based. Glory to God alone.
Samefag talking to himself like a delusional imbecile, as expected.
Here's how this conversation goes every single time, without fail
>anti-evolution positionist makes a claim against evolution
>gets pressed on said claim
>claims that the circumstances make it impossible
>gets told that this has been proven false by research, or that this is still a field of research in which explanations are being sought
>proceeds to say "y-yeah, but it still couldn't occur naturally through evolution"
>gets told basic principles of evolution that enable such processes to occur
>brain short circuits, regresses back to their true colors and mutters something about "muh holy book" online
Maybe if you took the time to recall your basic high school lessons on evolution, you wouldn't sound like a bunch of retarded Neanderthals every time you go up to bat and claim an animal can't exist because it just can't according to extremely simplified principles (like how bumble bees weren't supposed to be able to fly until, surprise, it turned out there was more to them than just basic aerodynamic principles).
>Richard Lenski conclusively proves evolution, terminally pisses of terminal cretinist Christains Andy Schlafly, spawn of dessiccated old harpy Phyllis
>Cretinist Christains can't provide a single shred of proof to the contrary: certainly after Kitzmiller vs Dover shot their shit down without any possible hope of proving science wrong
1 Thessalonians 5:21: 'Prove ALL things'
Science being proved wrong. It's not much to ask for, is it, o retarded Christains: least of all by your supposedly 'Omnipotent' deity, eh...?! The $64,000 Question: why couldn't he do something ultra-easy as prove the prosecution - and thus that conservative Christian judge - wrong in 2005...?!
Muh mysterious ways muh tests of faith
The book said that people would doubt the book and that the sky man would test us and so would satan but to remain strong ok jesus will return in 2 weeks from tomorrow
one of the most consistent themes in the bible is that God doesn't prove Himself to anyone. You have to have faith without that hard proof. Imagine what would happen if an animal did spontaneously pop up in that cage. Seriously, you think the world over would just go "Oh, guess we're all Christian now." No, retard. There would be virulent fighting, there would be claims of fraud on every side, there would be people arguing why it's secularly possible, there would be people arguing that it's not YOUR God, it's the flying spaghetti monster, there would be people who learn about it for the first time in 20 years and say "there's no way that was real". It would be chaos and completely defeat the purpose of living our mortal lives on earth...
>You have to have faith without that hard proof.
Just like you have to believe there is life on other planets without actually seeing them
You don't. You can theorize that life is on other planets but you must also use the scientific method to find proof. Otherwise no one has to listen to you. No one has to listen to you even after you do that until other people verify your experiment. An experiment that has not been replicated is as good as fraud and no one should ever take it at face value.
It's common sense. Something that separates humans from NPCs.
>God doesn't prove himself to anyone
Oh he did prove himself. But he's not capable of showing more than buttocks or talking fire because he's not the creator of the universe. He's a minor fire deity from fucking india. The people that worshiped him even originated in india before finally ending up in canaan. Guess why hinduism has no dedicated cult for agni, AKA yahvah? Because all those guys moved to israel.
I have no doubt that the metaphysical is truth but it is not possible to believe so without doubting every self-styled god for being a potential demon. It does not take a lot of intelligence on the part of a spirit to weasel their way out of being accused of being a fraud
>two more weeks
>only i know
>you must have faith but am i not clearly splendid?
...Why did it take you going on a tangent to tell us you're a mongoloid? Just say "I'm retarded" next time champ.
>inb4 soijak_3548.ping
>inb4 samefag reply with something extremely brave and stunning like "cHrIsT iS kInG!1!"
>inb4 buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword buzzword
>Post animals that show creationism is pseudoscience and that scientific fact better explains the natural world
Donald Trump. Proof that God doesn't exist, and that retardation by its supporters further proves that fact.
>chemical reaction caused my enzyme
>enzyme capable of evolving
>possible for less potent version of enzyme exist and evolve without allahuakbaring every unsuccessful generation of beetle
How did god evolve?
checkmate atheists
Evolution isn't real but the coelecanth is. All hail the coelecanth, the true messenger of god!
Behold, the true prophet
There's nothing unusual about lobe finned fishes. The fossil record is full of them. Coelecanth was simply thought to be extinct.
Evolution is the answer to how, not the answer to why. You don't need to take every single word in the bible for the most literal and face value interpretation possible.
Oh boy, time to roleplay as a Christian fundamentalist on Wauf.com
"If I can't imagine it, it's impossible" is possibly the most conceited thought there is
if conceit is useful then the most conceited thought may be the most useful
Evolution is a natural byproduct of creation, abiogenesis isn't real
Just an extinct fish. Find Christ
Why did he do it?
how does that disprove evolution?
Irreducible complexity. There is no way that the bombideir beetle could have evolved due to the fact that the chemicals in its body can't mix. There is no halfway stage for the evolution of it's chemical glands like evolutionists say, thus proving it was created by God.
How did god do it then? Also why didn't he make rocket beetles that can leave earth? God does love beetles.
Through his might. He created all, and he loves us all.
>he loves us all
>woe. Plague be upon ye, 4 year old. Thou shalt never live to see thy 5th year upon this earth
Retards attribute to God what was done by demons
This has always happened
>be all knowing, all caring, all powerful
>let a snake destroy paradise for giggles
Jehovah, master prankster
>god didn't create demons
I love how modern theodicy is just tacit "u-uh don't think about it" and has been for the last 70 years
>he loves us all.
>prevents moses from entering the holy land because he hits a rock instead of talking to it
>lets the iseralites worship a golden ox for reasons
>lets the egyptians enslave the iseralites
>lets cain kill his brother
>lets satan in the garden of eden to seduce eve into tricking herself and adam to eat the apple to gain wisdom
he yeah he created all, he created all the evil in the world
yeah, he says it himself, dumbass.
>I am the LORD, and there is none else, there is no God beside me: I girded thee, though thou hast not known me: That they may know from the rising of the sun, and from the west, that there is none beside me. I am the LORD, and there is none else. I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things. Drop down, ye heavens, from above, and let the skies pour down righteousness: let the earth open, and let them bring forth salvation, and let righteousness spring up together; I the LORD have created it. Woe unto him that striveth with his Maker! Let the potsherd strive with the potsherds of the earth. Shall the clay say to him that fashioneth it, What makest thou? or thy work, He hath no hands?
If they all left earth how do you he didn't??
No, it was aliens.
No, it was humans.
In the end times theyre gonna tell everyone that it was aliens
>How can an ant know how a human was created
>Oh its just a bigger ant or a force of nature that was always there
Atoms and cells were a superstition once
That which the human eye and senses cannot percieve easily
You realise that there are hundreds of beetles that use similar but less extreme chemical defences right? There’s absolutely a halfway point
which god exactly? because there are quite a few that supposedly exist
The god of Noah, Abraham, Moses, and Christ. I can promise you that your life will turn around for the better when you give your life to the Lord. Christ saves.
how did god suddenly exist
God evolved from superstition.
this but unironically
to answer your question, He didn't "suddenly exist". He always existed. The universe had a beginning, so whatever caused the universe to be must exist outside of time. How did the universe suddenly exist without an unmoved mover?
>The universe had a beginning
What if didn’t? The current predictions around the end of the universe is that it will either bounce back into a new big bang or that each individual particle will get infinitely distant from one another and dark energy (the force which accelerates the universe expansion) will reach infinite density and lead to a new singularity.
>The current predictions around the end of the universe is that it will either bounce back into a new big bang or that each individual particle will get infinitely distant from one another and dark energy (the force which accelerates the universe expansion) will reach infinite density and lead to a new singularity
How the fuck do people think science is real
As opposed to a giant all powerful bearded man who can curiously only manifest as some sort of fire, who claims to have created the universe but shares a name with one of the epithets for the vedic fire god, saying "just trust me, i said i am the best so i am the best, if anyone doubts me tell them i predicted that"...
And everything that shows that the world is not as he says it is totally being the tricks of a trickster god, I mean devil, who isn't even described in half the detail the faithful assign to him in their supposed word of god
Which ranges from pseudo-historical third hand accounts and possible ahistorical apocrypha to stuff that has no good source but is called "divinely inspired" because the catholics like what it's saying
Or some even dumber shit like the earth being the corpse of a frost giant or one half of a broken egg or the placenta of a giant woman.
Religion is even more retarded than the most outlandish scientific theory. At least science seems plausible, even you can see exploding stars from your house with a little effort, and we have physical evidence of many of its tenets. But I'm sure the trickster god lokisatankrishna is meddling with every single experiment to thwart yahvah's plot to light everyone in fire in a good or bad way depending on how much bacon they ate.
>believing modern religions
lol. mesopotamia had the first and last correct faith. humans were genetically engineered by a pre-existing civilization and we were created as slaves for working in mines and factories, formed from various native earth life with traces of alien DNA. when they were done with us we overpopulated and they spent a while trying and failing to wipe us out like an infestation of rats before giving up. the end.
nagger, the bounce back is just simple ass physics. We can easily observe that the universe is expanding because of the big bang and that said speed has a tendency to stop and start contracting as the gravity of bodies start to draw them together.
The issue is that, right now, the speed of expansion is not slowing down. It’s accelerating, in fact, something that should be impossible with simple particle physics, even on a vacuum, which leads to the second hypothesis.
>the bounce back is just simple ass physics
Alright, then. Explain it.
>stretch something out
>let go
>it snaps back to its original shape if there is tension
>gravity = tension
Now explain why the creator of the universe could only appear as buttcheeks and fire and has the same name as an old vedic fire god, and even started the bible having the same role as said fire god, accepting burnt offerings, leading us to assume that he is in fact a fire god rather than a creator god who fooled two israelites really thoroughly and made them think they were the first humans ever.
>has the same name as an old vedic fire god
i'm not really finding anything on this except for a few weird hindu blogs. then there's this https://www.researchgate.net/publication/323028603_Veda_vs_Tetragrammaton_Decrypting_the_greatest_Enigma_in_History which really just seems like an interesting look into the connections between indo-europeans languages.
Yahvah = agni
YHWH has no hebrew etymology
YHWH only appears as fire and buttocks (when el only, not YHWH - the bible is made of two separate religions lmao)
The canaanite pagans absorbed a vedic agni cult and became the israelites.
ser pls do not redeem theory of evolution ser
do not redeem is satan ser. contract ownership of creationism is remounced, no rugpl guarantee my basterds. book of revelations will moon in 2 weeks. buy and hold jesuscoin ser.
>How the fuck do people think science is real
...the subhuman retard said via a computer: the product of science. A gay atheist, too: Alan Turing.
Science is infinitely more real - therefore more than infinitely superior - to a 'God' that never existed in the first place. Now reply using 'Belief' - which you cannot spell without the word Lie - and Faith - which sounds like Fail - or admit that Science is superior and you religiotards are inferior subhumans: along with your retarded be-lie-fs which have yet to prove science wrong: we're still waiting to be proved wrong with superior evidence, so why can't you retarded Christains provide us with such...?!
Religion is required for unintelligent people to have morals and even reproduce. They aren’t smart enough to have consistent or productive behavior otherwise. A big man punishing them is all that makes sense until they’re well enough into adulthood to feel out basic moral concepts. Without literally any god, unintelligent and otherwise dysfunctional subhumans are incapable of seeing why they shouldn’t fall into drug abuse, gambling, and non stop masturbation and goat fucking. Fancy “future consequences” won’t cut it for them, they tend to forget those when excited unless they’re real scary, like “you will be on fire forever after you die”.
Cordyceps alone proves that a 'God' never existed in the first place. If you think otherwise, you're subhuman retards. Checkmate, Christains.
>Irreducible Complexity
Kitzmiller vs Dover destroyed that notion - which Cre(a)ti(o)nists were reduced to when their big Book of Hearsay was ruled inadmissible as evidence in a court of law. And all ruled wrong by a conservative Christian judge - John E. Jones III - appointed to the Federal bench by the Cre(a)ti(o)nism-be-lie-ving president - W. Bush - voted in twice - by Cre(a)ti(o)nism be-lie-ving Republicans.
Check and fucking Mate, inferior subhuman retarded Christains. *Tips Trilby*
Most cringe post I've seen on this board. Learn to write sentences like an adult.
>Kitzmiller vs Dover destroyed that notion - which Cre(a)ti(o)nists were reduced to when their big Book of Hearsay was ruled inadmissible as evidence in a court of law. And all ruled wrong by a conservative Christian judge - John E. Jones III - appointed to the Federal bench by the Cre(a)ti(o)nism-be-lie-ving president - W. Bush - voted in twice - by Cre(a)ti(o)nism be-lie-ving Republicans
>Muh freemason system proves creationism doesnt exist
You would have to be retarded to not know the influence of freemasons
On basically everything theyve taught you
The funny thing is that freemasons do believe in God (more so the higher the rank)
But you a little retard common peasant thats been "educated" by their system doesnt
Big mystery big think
Also freemason do believe in God
They believe in a false God though, not the God of Christ
But they do believe they serve the God of creation, which is why the world is giga-shit
They actually follow a "God" thats cruel, like muslims or israelites do, theyre decieved
There are plenty of halfway stages, from aimless scent marking to cementing eggs to just stinky shit to eventually epxlosive farts.
The great israelitestian fallacy is that every halfway stage MUST be beneficial and make the organism subjectively "better". This is false. Animals in the wild can be absolutely retarded and borderline crippled as long as nothing else is better enough and takes all their food or space or kills them off.
Anyways, tell me how your god is supposed to be real based on
"The book said other religions used to exist, but it says in the book that they were wrong and moses totally spoke to god and is the TRUE prophet"
When those other religions said moses was full of bullshit, and then later religions said moses with full of bullshit?
Can I just say I spoke to god and write down whatever I want, say it's true because the book says so, write down that "the world may end any day but it will definitely end and everyone who doesn't agree with me will be on fire forever", and even, dare I do something this clever - write down "people will doubt that I am the prophet, and this is proof that I am the prophet" - and have that all be true?
>Can I just say I spoke to god and write down whatever I want,
You can try to prove the scriptures tell the truth or theyre lies
Do as the christian scriptures say
Which not many christians follow as you know
Pray with an innocent heart with a heart full of devotion and love genuine love not selfish love, the love that only a child could have for his mother, the love of a father for his son, the love of a brother for his family
Pray with this in mind, invoke the name of Jesus Christ, Saint Mary and God
Pray with a full heart, to the point you believe theyre real for just a moment (for the experiment sake)
Then you look at the results, do that multiple times if you will so you can be sure it works/doesnt
Only then you can say "this is bullshit" or "theres something there"
The two chemical compounds in question, hydrogen peroxide and hydroquinone, don't explode when mixed, and there are no inhibitors or anti-inhibitors. What happens is that these two chemicals are released through a valve into a chamber, where cataclysts then cause the reaction, which then gets released due to the built up pressure.
Evolution is just a theory.
Evolutionary theory is "just a theory" in exactly the same way that gravitational theory is "just a theory".
Creationists who muh "just a theory" are merely showing that they don't even understand the language that is used to describe the simple concept that they don't understand.
It's a double self-own.
If gravity is "just a theory" you should try walking off a 10-storey building some time.
underage
Grown up
One day you will realize that Richard Dawkins and aron ra lied to you.
Gravity could be more of pushing down than pulling down.
>not believing in the theoretical explanation for X's properties means that I don't believe in the existence of X at all
Explain more and more kids being born without wisdom teeth.
we really are getting dumber
retarded take and you don't even understand the thing you're arguing for. evolution does not "phase out" things that don't work like that. widom teeth genes are going to stay for a long time because it takes millions upon millions of years for a single defining trait to prove an explicit detriment in a survival scenario. wisodm teeth are not being phased out by evolution, we are just getting more people and the extent of real scientific research has only spanned like 500 years. that's fucking nothing. you don't know anything.
>"just" a theory
so it's a non falsifiable model that explains our observations that has yet to be disproven by any data? There is no "just a theory". Gravity and General relativity are "just theories" as well . Your lack of the understanding the scientific model pairs perfectly with somebody who denies evolution. What's your model that can explain all our observations and data without us having a common ancestor?
>uh god uh just felt like doing it this way.
God isn't just a theory, not even a hypothesis, there is no proof, there is no data pointing to him. The bible doesn't fit into any model or understanding of sceince, there are no talking snakes, we couldn't have came from two people. The bible was deboonked many many centuries ago but there is no contradiction to evolution discovered yet and if you found one please show it to me. Explain why humans and other mammals share enogenius retrovirus' which are sideways genetic transferred material into our gametes by virus'. God must just have felt like doing this. What can corroborate this observation besides us sharing a common ancestor please corroborate this for me.
>we couldn't have came from two people
uhhhh
Gravity is just a theory too, since we are not a 100% sure how gravity works.
Based creationists
Truth is all animals and the human race has devolved ever since Eden