I just wanted to say...
FRICK HUMANgayS
YOU WILL NEVER HAVE A BITE FORCE
YOU WILL NEVER RUN OVER 25 MILES AN HOUR
YOU WILL
THE SAFARI'S FULL
DESTROY ALL HUMANgay BOATS
KILL ALL HUMANgayS WITHIn A 100 METER RADIUS
Ahem...can I have everyone's attention please..?
What could a hippo actually do though? Just fight it on land, dodge the charge, jump on it's back and wrestle it into a sleeper hold.
You attract mates by throwing your feces around.
Frick you fat hippo frick I'm ready for you hippo b***h iucn has you listed as vulnerable to me fricking hippo
Hippos have no chance against the average /k/ommando. The emanating autism alone would scare it off
bro why does your binoculars have 4 lenses? you only have 2 eyes moron
You will never survive a poacher's RPG
AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
I kneel hyppochads. My true strength is my bros with pointy sticks. I would never PRESUME to have the same physical strength as you.
>Hippo
>Bite force
Choose one.
Hippo COWS have been recorded biting down with a force of 2000 lbs, cope harder.
They can bite a croc in half. And an average human can hold a croc's mouth shut since they have weak muscles. Try doing that to a massive unit like the hippo.
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Hey look it's a horse that ate too many creme filled donuts
I wonder if eating this animal will make my penis bigger
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