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  1. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    What could a hippo actually do though? Just fight it on land, dodge the charge, jump on it's back and wrestle it into a sleeper hold.

  2. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You attract mates by throwing your feces around.

  3. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick you fat hippo frick I'm ready for you hippo b***h iucn has you listed as vulnerable to me fricking hippo

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hippos have no chance against the average /k/ommando. The emanating autism alone would scare it off

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      bro why does your binoculars have 4 lenses? you only have 2 eyes moron

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    You will never survive a poacher's RPG

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    AAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel hyppochads. My true strength is my bros with pointy sticks. I would never PRESUME to have the same physical strength as you.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hippo
    >Bite force
    Choose one.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hippo COWS have been recorded biting down with a force of 2000 lbs, cope harder.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      They can bite a croc in half. And an average human can hold a croc's mouth shut since they have weak muscles. Try doing that to a massive unit like the hippo.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    true

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hey look it's a horse that ate too many creme filled donuts

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if eating this animal will make my penis bigger

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fat

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