*ahem*. Birds are dinosaurs. Insects are crustaceans. Tetrapods are lobe-finned fish. That is all

*ahem*
Birds are dinosaurs
Insects are crustaceans
Tetrapods are lobe-finned fish
That is all

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is a whale a fish?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU are ape

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bees are wasps
    Snakes are lizards
    Termites are roaches
    Desert death adders are sea snakes
    Apes are monkeys

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    If all that is supposedly true then please tell me what clams are,mr.smarty pants.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Birds are dinosaurs
    Reminder there are 0 examples of theropod dinosaurs with beaks. Not one. And true birds existed alongside dinosaurs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Triceratops?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not a theropod

        >Birds are dinosaurs
        Reminder there are 0 examples of theropod dinosaurs with beaks. Not one. And true birds existed alongside dinosaurs.

        irrelevant. Birds evolved feathers and flight before they evolved beaks, several 'intermediate' birds have been discovered with feathers and several morphological features that suggest flight or gliding alongside toothy jaws. The earliest birds we have found are from Jurassic deposits. Theropods date back to the Triassic. The coexistence of anatomically modern birds with late dinosaurs doesn't contradict the birds being dinosaurs.

        We even have genetic evidence that also supports a close relationship between birds and dinosaurs.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Birds evolved feathers and flight before they evolved beaks, several 'intermediate' birds have been discovered with feathers and several morphological features that suggest flight or gliding alongside toothy jaws. The earliest birds we have found are from Jurassic deposits. Theropods date back to the Triassic. The coexistence of anatomically modern birds with late dinosaurs doesn't contradict the birds being dinosaurs.
          No, this is what is irrelevant.
          We use words like "Bird" or "Fish" to mean very specific things. Birds are not fish, Reptiles are not amphibians, fish are not worms.
          Birds are a group of animals which:
          >fly
          >have feathers
          >have beaks
          >lay eggs
          >are warm blooded
          Saying "well actually their ancestors were amoeba, so that means they are amoeba too" renders words like "bird" or "amoeba" or "dinosaur" effectively meaningless.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Anon rediscovers what Aristotle thought about the persistence of essence and metaphysics back in the 300s B.C. in the Wauf board

            This place is great 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're making this into a bigger problem than it is. common language and technical language are used in different contexts, and naming a bird as a 'dinosaur' is not something you would do among normal people, to bring their attention to a bird you want them to look at or something
            whereas biology discussions can be about theropods and also include birds

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Birds are a group of animals which fly

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >what are ornithomimids
      >what are therizinosaurids

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >and you're my lunch homie

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >uhhh did you know that a hot dog us technically a sandwich??? And that cows recycle urea, and urea is in piss, so technically cows recycle their own PISS?????

    I hope these people fricking die

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same, pedantic people in general. Get therapy for your autism or go die. You just know it's same people that have incel fits every time they see a picture of a woman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wouldn't a hot dog be a spread or tartine instead? After all, the bread is held around It, it's a single peice unless made with two slices... Oh nevermind just call the damn thing a hot dog. Covers both versions and whatever abominations people make in their boredom. Gud as is.

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