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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    There is still a "smaller" surviving species in the amazon. 2-3m standing on its hind legs. Described as pretty fast, very strong and smelling incredibly foul.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the evidence for this?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        why, my peanus weanus of course

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Many eyewitness reports making very consistent descriptions. Overall shape, tracks, claws, feces and hair(colour) match paleontological finds.
        Sightings do get more rare with many coming from the 20th century. Its likely that the logging of the Amazon and conflict with humans are reducing the population fast.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what is this schizo stuff

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        To be completely fair to the anon, it's not the most outlandish cryptozoology crap they could have suggested. The amazon is big and a pig sized ground sloth surviving there isn't completely out of the question. Not much in the way of actual evidence in lieu of lots of speculation unfortunately tho.

        https://www.reddit.com/r/Cryptozoology/s/dfpX4FE8vl

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    all about how

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >ground sloths
    >direct ancestors of modern tree sloths
    >xenarthrans, a mammalian group known for its slow metabolisms
    >artists see the giant claws THAT MODERN TREE SLOTHS ALSO HAVE and depict them as active, terrifying badasses
    Literally the worst trope in paleoart and documentaries alike. Literally everything points to them being not terribly different in nature from modern sloths. But nooo, must fantasise some metal bullshit because reasons

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >But nooo, must fantasise some metal bullshit because reasons
      Because it is cool and fun. No boomer or millennial gave a shit about the spartans until 300 came out for it to be placed into public consciousness. Making something cool sparks interest and intrigue when there was none to begin with and then further accurate documentation.

      In other words, you would be a kill joy at a party anon.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >No boomer or millennial gave a shit about the spartans until 300 came out for it to be placed into public consciousness.
        well thats a fricking lie

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one gave a frick unless they were Wauftier autistic. Suck my balls.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >is moronic
            >too stupid to comprehend past events
            >other people find historical event cool
            >NOOOOOOOOOOO I DONT UNDERSTAND IT SO NOBODY LIKES IT YOU'RE WEEEIIIRRRRRRRD
            >proceeds to run away leaving a trail of pee and poo
            this is you

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              No you are describing the general public. You being tone deaf to the interests and concerns of the average only shows how much of an autist you actually are. I know my understanding of Austrian history would be lost on the average guy unless some historical drama or block buster came out to make the subject interesting enough for normies to eat up.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        facts don't care about your feelings

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That response makes absolutely no sense to what he's saying

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          But those weren't facts. He was wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      You dumbass. Have you seen how fast armadillos and anteaters are? Anteaters are barely the size of a dog and they still frick up jaguars from time to time. Ground sloths also weren't all direct ancestors of tree sloths you idiot, they were relatives that shared a common ancestor. Tree sloths can only afford to be slow as balls because they are suspensorial and don't need to move to do anything other than eat. Ground sloths could swim, dig holes in fricking mountains that humans can walk through. Don't pretend like you know jackshit when you're clearly a complete fricking moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Were they really that impressive?? That’s cool…

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Indeed

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >make the greatest paleontologist docu of all time with animatronics and leading real special effects
            >make the sequel all CGI and instantly trash

            I hate the bbc for oking this.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What docu is that?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think anon is referencing "Walking with Dinosaurs" and "Walking with Beasts" respectively

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >dig holes in fricking mountains that humans can walk through
        What the frick that sounds like an over the top description for a Pokémon or something

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not to mention giant anteaters can dig right through solid concrete. Their claws are literally designed to dig and frick shit up, and Giant Sloths have direct evidence of creating massive caves.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      ancestors of modern tree sloths
      are your uncles your ancestors you inbred moron?

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Elephant triumphs over all

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    parts

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    in three

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      is that a proto bear

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sloth

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This phant is in musth, so he probably encroached on the sloth first

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HBoEjis.jpg

      parts

      Ice Age Sid and Manny

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