A Japanese man who spent more than $20,000 to become a dog has finally taken his first walk and immediately made some canine friends.
Known only as Toco, the man spent two million Yen (A$22,000) on a hyperrealistic border collie costume to fulfil his lifelong dream of “becoming an animal”.
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Will increase his odds of fricking a white woman
>man wears dog costume in public
Why is this news?
At first I fricking thought they actually turned him into a dog somehow full metal alchemist style.
But no, that's just a good quality fursuit.
The things you have to do to sleep with a white woman
You can't become an animal without being part of the food chain.
Take that wanker to Chinatown to be made into a stew
Of course it's a white woman with him
>liberal white woman
Stop noticing things, tbh.
You see a lot of these freaky cases from Japan. Why does the right idealize them so much? Are they secretly into it?
Someone should inform him that humans already are animals
he's just tying to have sex with human female in a current social climate
modern problems requre modern solutions
time to take dogmaxx pill, bros
That isn't a border collie.
Still would
this is the end result of dog nuttery. this and people fricking and marrying dogs.
It "just a costume", but did you notice the white liberal woman?
Have the same guardians too.
>Get dog costume
>Already fricking a white woman
Clothes make the man
You could say he has borderline personality disorder
You could say he's barking up the wrong tree
Border collie personality disorder.
Why the fuxk such medical procedures are even available and the aesculapius, responsible for that, are not banned from the profession eternally and not been put into a jail.
Holy shit, I am moronic and didn't get that it was the costume.
Anyway, guy must be shot immediately.
Cope, Ivan. The future is now.
Can't wait for your reaction when you see real life furries walking around on a daily basis
This
I hope all furries get thrown into the ocean in shipping containers, but this technology might finally give me the titty fish I've been dreaming of so I am conflicted. I need a halibut with massive bazooms.
>hates furries
>also is a furry
Well, it's not unheard of in the fandom
It's weird to call furries a fandom, they are fans of what? Are people who drink coffee or enjoy hiking part of a fandom?
>they are fans of what?
Anthropomorphic animal characters. That's a bit more specific intrest than coffee or hiking
No it isn't you fricking subhuman. You just make it sound specific by narrowly defining it. If I call coffee an inebriating coffee bean extract it sounds specific too, there are even different kinds! You should fricking have a nice day.
>You just make it sound specific by narrowly defining it.
I didn't narrow it down at all. That's what the definition has always been. I think that as a furry, I know more about the fandom and what it is than you do. Also you seem really angry for some reason. Maybe you should go outside for a while to blow off some steam
understandably. lots of people like the 2D fuzzy women but don't want to be associated with the con-going, diaper-wearing, pizza-nutting freaks.
>Freedom of Form Foundation
Finally I can become my true furry self : a 12 feet Bigfoot
>aesculapius
They call doctors that ins puccia? That's cool. Read Poemandres.
How the frick did you even think that'd be possible? To surgically turn someone into a fricking dog?
Plastic surgeons botch things as simple as nose jobs but you think they can turn a man into a fricking dog???
He's russian. Do you require a further explanation?
Wtf is wrong with japs?
Is this what happens when you are a closed society?
Doctors want to test procedures and these morons are a good test subject.
Hitler was right, nips really have aryan souls.
oh it's just a costume, I was afraid that they frankenstein'd him in a surgery room
I thought the same. Thank God we're not that far down in humanity yet.
lol
This is, in fact, a manmade horror beyond my comprehension.
so basically he should be shot
No, that was if he was a shitbull.