>3rd day in a row hitting average global temperature records
>this is somehow fine lol
We fricked up.
>3rd day in a row hitting average global temperature records. >this is somehow fine lol
>3rd day in a row hitting average global temperature records
>this is somehow fine lol
We fricked up.
>temperature records
For which millenium?
The real issue that NOBODY will talk about is that humans are desertifying the entire land mass of the planet. Clearing away vegetation and draining all the aquifers has significant impacts on rain and temperature cycles.
in recent times migrations look like that ALLREADY, its "central america migration caravan"
just expect those caravans to incrase to like 10x to 100x bigger in numbers
in reality NO MODELS preditc population decrase, its some moronic wet dreams of amuricans...
or maybe "powers to be" save us with some actually working "fertility cure", in form i dont know, satelite microwave wide area bombarbment to sterilise most of africa and india
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Projections_of_population_growth
future look liek pic for most population.. its Kowloon Walled City, curently destroyed but "densed population spot on planet for a while
>its another christhomosexual uses NDE’s as evidence that the Bible is real episode
Do they really?
NDEs have been proven to be DMT trips. They aren’t real, it’s a disordered feedback loop all in your mind. You don’t see anything it’s hallucinations.
More interesting is it’s a sign that DMT was a major neurotransmitter in our distant ancestors
this sad homosexual has been spamming that post across multiple boards for a long time now. just report it as spam and move on
There were worse heat waves when I was a kid.
Your just a giant fricking pussy that's easily manipulated.
What I don't understand about anti-environmentalist mongs is that even if climate change is a complete hoax, we should still be doing our best to stop pollution. Where would you rather live, somewhere with the air quality of Mumbai or Helsinki? The water of a Greenland glacier or the Ganges?
Lets just frick up where we have to live to stick it to hippies lol.
Also, the micro plastics in your blood stream and balls are hard to cope away.
Well should the US invade India and all the other third world shitholes and force them to not pollute?
Why do I gotta buy a $100,000 electric car when Raj and Poojeeta can just throw all their garbage in the ocean and drive to their job in a coal power plant in their tuk-tuk that runs on leaded gas with no cat?
If climate change isn't real then why would anyone need to invade India? They would only be harming themselves by polluting. I don't understand why you are acting like fricking up the place you have to live in is a privilege that you're being denied. You might as well ask why they get to shit in the street while you have to pay taxes for a functioning sewer system.
no, dumbo clumbo, its the equivalent of having everyone share rations but we are getting lectured about rationing when we already fasting like crazy meanwhile some fatass is gorging himself in during the lecture and nobody stops him and in fact encourages hiim to keep up the gluttony, yeah he going to kill himself like that but him killing himself quickly is killing us all slowly
Again I'm arguing from the position that climate change is not real. There is no pollution competition with India in that scenario, what they do does not affect us, they can gorge all they like.
>There is no pollution competition with India in that scenario
Well that's not what The Experts™ have decided, anon.
The MSM™ and Scientists™ have decided that YOU are the sole cause of all global warming so YOU must pay more taxes and eat the bugs and live in the pod and if you have a kid.... Well let's just say you're climate Hitler....
Nothing you or me can do to stop the morons running the show. So live according to your ideals but don't worry about the future and enjoy the shitshow. After all, a forest fire is more natural than a fireworks display and just as beautiful.
This could've been solved decades ago if you green morons stopped blocking nuclear power.
>you
you mean the trillion dollar oil gas and coal industries?
digging a hole and shoving barrels of waste down it is much more dangerous than pumping it directly into the atmosphere, if you would just think of the children
>his ideas about nuclear energy are from the Simpsons
You aren't as smart as you think you are.
It is happening too fast
Humans are contributing
The evidence is overwhelming
Oil industry simps repeating republirat propaganda, despite being racist as frick, WILL be living next to african refugees because of the problem their people created.
>IT'S OIL SIMPS
>REPUBLICANS
>RACISTS!
Please see a therapist. And maybe read Karl Popper while you're in the waiting room.
The funny thing is,
is absolutely right. There are massive real problems with pollution and global ecological collapse, but all eyes are on the unfortunate fact that climate changes over time and there is nothing humans can do to stop it. We can stop plastic pollution, we can stop e-waste, we can stop strip mining and overfishing and poaching. But none of that involves IMMINENT HUMAN EXTINCTION, so we don't care. Climate goblin wants you to stop driving a car while she flies around on a jet.
Oh well.
>their people
I wasn't aware India and China had a Republican party
uh, it's pretty chill in my place, it was raining yesterday. let me guess, you live in some some fricking desert like California or arizona and think that's how the rest of the world is right now.
Notice climate alarmists cannot debate the facts, they just revert to "whatabout the republicans" or "the science is settled!" The reality is all of these claims will be forgotten about, because they're supposed to be forgotten about. Every few years we see "record temperatures", which are trumpeted out as something meaningful, then a few years later it turns out they were never meaningful because new "record temperatures" that are about the same - or worse records in the other direction - are observed. But do not worry, "the experts" have a solution for this! You see, it isn't "global warming", it's "climate change". Too cold? Climate change. Too warm? More climate change. More hurricanes? Climate change! Less? Climate change! Everything and anything is climate change, from the fact poor people want to live in rich countries to the fact that unmanaged forests are full of rotting flammable timber. Climate change for you, climate change for me! Ignore whatever we said yesterday, only focus on what we're about to say tomorrow.
Oversimplified headlines get more attention. The Earth has been much hotter than it is currently (Eocene thermal maximum) but the main issue is the speed at which it’s changing. Generally when there is a dramatic change in global temperatures in a short time, plant and animal species go extinct at a higher rate. It’s really the speed of the change that is a problem, since 50 or 200 or even 1,000 years doesn’t mean much on a geological scale. But everyone on this board, including me, is moronic just like everyone else in the world.
Cucked mindset, everyone knows that NEETs and grocery store workers know the most about climatology and they say it isn't real.
>Science is like religion. If you aren't an ordained priest, you aren't allowed to talk about it.
Good. The second age of reptiles is upon us.
The worst thing that a climate alarmist can imagine is someone looking back at previous predictions. Cultists who claim the world will end have a better track record with predictions. It's always the same story.
>RECORD TEMPERATURES!
>ARCTIC LOSING ICE! WILL DISAPPEAR IN THE NEXT TWENTY YEARS!
>OVERPOPULATION CATASTROPHE! NOT ENOUGH FOOD, NOT ENOUGH HOUSING!
>WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF OIL!
And the solution is oddly always the same: enact their unrelated political policies. Weird.
the funniest thing is that you cant even make a point without trying to use scary words
literally the exact same thing
Why are you looking at media reports and not actual scientific studies? Of course the media produces exaggerated and alarmist spins on climate research, that doesn't change the fact that that research is still true.
>And the solution is oddly always the same: enact their unrelated political policies. Weird.
How is limiting greenhouse gas emissions by e.g. cutting out fossil fuels and reducing beef production unrelated?
>its hot in summertime
>OH NO ITS HOT IN SUMMERTIME
The world narrative is trying to make you believe its not hot in summertime
this is why abstract language separates man from ape. just a slight deficit in your understanding of it makes you incapable of understanding "it is hotTER in summetime THAN EVER BEFORE". now imagine an ape, all they can do is grunt "bright sweaty" every year.
that ape would be a star candidate for the republican party and receive so much funding from russian, saudi, and US oil interests they would eventually win at least one presidency.
welcome to the politics of NAFTA and BRICS destroying the planet so the same people that made money last year can get richer this year instead of allowing the economy to rotate into new technologies
anthropogenic climate change is a proven fact. if the weather being global africa is hard for you to notice, you will notice global africa when everyone currently in africa has to leave due to 130f summers being hostile to human life and comes to stay with you. lol self own.
>anthropogenic climate change is a proven fact.
According to who, reddit? lol
In the largest study of its kind, it was found the average republican is a full grade level behind their liberal peers.
>YOU ARE A DOO-DOO HEAD
Very mature. Now, can we get back to discussing the science of climate alarmism. Because I'm really interested in a few past claims.
>Literally lead to methods that fixed holes in the ozone layer.
>B-But muh alarmism
Please point to the predictive model that is accurate if it is a "proven fact".
>same trend
>a-actually this doesn't prove anything!!!
I think you're moronic.
>statistical time series analysis of 50 years has the same validity a mechanistic model
LOL
What do you mean "same trend"? The lines are the predictive models, and the circles and squares are the real life datasets from weather balloons and satellite data. They don't match up in any way, shape, or form; because every single predictive model suddenly predicts absurdly warm "we're all gonna die" temperatures that is unsupported by the data.
What can I do about it? Finger wag at the people spewing shit into the air? At our ancestors for just taking the tech and not thinking about the consequences because progress meant comfort?
Form an ecoterrorist organization, infiltrate drilling, fracking, mining, and transport industries, cause so many disruptions that major oil/coal companies go bankrupt and western politicians are forced to invest into nuclear and consider a one child policy to reduce resource usage, or start WW3 with ruskis and arabs and wipe out most of humanity therefore solving the problem for at least a few thousand years
>start WW3 with ruskis and arabs and wipe out most of humanity therefore solving the problem for at least a few thousand years
Capitalist bootlickers would say this is a viable solution
It is. Communists would do the same.
Depopulation and deinsustrialization would address all of karl’s complaints.
It was 32 C on the fricking coast in north italy with 80% humidity just today and I had to walk 6 kilometers back and forth. Kill me now
winter enjoying npcs be like "noooo you cant just make the world warmer i'll literally cry if it's not snowing all the time"
I’m a summer fan but increasingly warmer global temperatures really do have actual consequences for the planet, like increased forest fires which kill animals and plant life, decrease air quality, limits the amount of water animals can access. Certain ecosystems become less habitable for the native wildlife, lots of animals die, etc etc. That’s just for the nature side of things. Humans are also affected by this shit. Too much heat can be just as damaging for our food supply as too much cold.
>global warmining thread
>/misc/ NPCs start shitting out their irrelevant infographics
like clockwork
>climate change
you will eat anything up
The real reason why nobody listens to or respects "Climate change activists" is because the solutions to climate change/overpopulation (because that is at its core the problem) are objective and obvious, and yet despite this are ignored or even called immoral, where as polluting both the planet and destroying natural ecologies for corporate profits are untouchable.
The real reason nobody respects those homosexuals is because they target the wrong crowd to begin with. Instead of directly protesting at the pollutors front doors, they inconvenience people who have no influence on the problem. Glueing yourself to the highway, meanwhile being handled with the utmost care by the police gets a polarising reaction going that pulls more people to the other side.
Seeing a trend of young protestors who inconvenience others, but still want to travel the earth, and settle with a herd of their own kids because "it's my life style, frick you"... The hypocritic angle of this angers many, many who'd otherwise gladly do what they can to help battle the problem.
Also, overconsumption due to overpopulation is the problem. Humans thrived due to technology, when animals get to thrive they overpopulate untill they either die of starvation or a disease breaks out, a setback like that is good for a species. The earth could do with less humans. If you really want to make a difference, live a sober life, don't travel, don't procreate.
>don't procreate
But then the white race will go extinct!
Oh wait... it's already going to anyway 🙂 .
All developed countries are under replacement rate though. So just keep doing what we’re doing. Oh and no more immigration.
Almost all countries, period, except for a few west African ones. Even their birth rates will fall in a generation or two anyway. The problem is that our economic model is a pyramid scheme that relies on infinite population growth to sustain.
You hit the nail on the head!
You fail to understand. Suppose these climate morons protest infront of a politician, and that somehow succeeds in getting some communist law like banning cars in place. How is that any better than pissing off the commoners directly?
Climate morons need to understand that if the commoners either don’t care, or are not convinced of the cost/benefits of your laws, they will not agree with you. Just frick off and let the free market solve it. State control just results with the Aral sea.
This whole debate over climate change never was about the weather, it’s about control.
We will de-grow whether we like it or not
and what is that supposed cause of population decline in 2050 ? cos not resource/food shortage for sure. curently fastest breeding areas are poorest, europe is on decline for years now
> Oh and no more immigration
im not sure where morons like that are hiding, but lets prepare for future: future is mass massive human migration to "first world countries", they going to look like those zombie movies... not like curently some spare boats full of naggers sswarming europe.
And temperature rising IS contributing to migratinon -very soon some areas are not going to be ehem "preferable living condition"*/ lacking drinking water
* i mean if you dont like living in like sahara
Exactly. It's just a part of neoliberalism. There is an obvious problem with humans destroying the environment, mostly just by killing off all the plants and animals. But every since about the 2,000s nobody will talk about ANYTHING but "climate change" when it comes to the environment, yet no actual solutions are put forward except new taxes and "green" products. It's just another way of using yet another crisis to steal money from the poor to give it to rich childfrickers. The solution to environmental devastation is to decapitate every single government on Earth and run all the rich childfrickers into the sea.
It's been incredibly nice where I am this summer. So you're probably just an unlucky c**t.
It's zuckerberg's plan. The age of reptiles has dawned once again
Sure, the climate is warming somewhat, and we will undoubtedly adapt to it, indeed we must.
But these apocalyptic pronouncements made by unhinged children in an attempt to make us surrender more and more of our freedoms to state control are far more insidious, and I don't really believe they are acting in good conscience or good faith as they would have us think.
>muh freedoms
When they come for your property in the name of food security, water security, climate refugees, etc just remember that this is what you wanted and fought for.
Meh. Whatever happens, happens, so why bother worrying? Not like you and I've much sway whatsoever in preventing the temps from getting any higher. If our trillionaire bugmen overlords deem climate change fixable, they'll do it—if not, welp.
why do rightoids just love throwing their hands up in the air and going "ugh there's just like NOTHING we can do"?
There literally isn’t. No single raindrop can prevent the flood.
I love how this moron thinks that his little shifty infographics are going to magically make me not feel how fricking hot it is and see how it gets harder and harder to care for my garden each year
These "climate scientists" do some shitty ARIMA modelling on the temperature time series and then use the extrapolation as a basis for their "conclusions". It's absolutely hilarious.
Why do amerimutts believe that their shitty third world infrastructure means all other countries are also faking data?
>third-world redditors seething about America
Must be a day ending in -Y
>every country that isn't america is third world
considering the meaning of the term third world, god i wish
These are all somewhat poorly places sensors, but scientists aren't absolute morons. They corelate multiple kinds of data to reduce the risk of bias from how measurements are taken. A sensor which is placed too near to a heat exchanger will have a strange pattern compared to other sensors in the region, and will be excluded or corrected for. We can do shit like tell China their GDP figures are full of shit just with a few satellite pictures of night time lighting in the country. What you can do with a little data, even rough and somewhat shit data, is often shocking.
Land based telemetry generally agrees with upper atmosphere and oceanic types, which come from satellite IR imaging, aircraft weather surveys, and buoys in the middle of the ocean all over the world. The planetary temperature is increasing.
t. commercial data analyst who makes money with predictive models which works spectacularly, despite often not quite ideal measurements.
Don't even bother anon. You're never going to convince these "people". They don't think rationally, they think it's a funny game. You can have all the evidence/explanations in the world and be 100% right and they will still find a way to deny it. Cognitive dissonance is a b***h to break
If matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, how are humans magically causing any of this shit to happen?
Sounds like this is the way it has always worked on earth.
Also, don't plants literally use CO2 to breath and more of it just means we get more plants?
nta, but yes, but the plant angle is wonky because plants need time, and i dont know how fast theyre going to remove co2. and even then theres not much people can do about global warming unless theyre willing to kill off like 90% of the human race, because fossil fuels are really good at generate energy and storing it almost indefinitely, and because theyre very good at this it mean poorer countries, that cant afford the high cost of solar or wind or even have the electrical grid to support such a things, can use them very easily, 90% of electricity is made by boiling water, so you can just burn coal anywhere at anytime you need energy, solar and wind have a lot of conditions to work correctly, and this is also assuming that solar and wind arent magically destroying the environment with their production and running at max efficiency 24/7. theres also the angle from volcanoes because they produce a lot of co2 and i dont even know if the underwater ones matter in that regard since those are running constantly
>If matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, how are humans magically causing any of this shit to happen?
You are an absolute moron. There is a picture of you next to the definition of Dunning-Kruger Effect. The planet is not the entire system of the universe. Nearly all of our heat on the surface of the planet comes from the sun, numbnuts. We aren't creating it. The planet is simply trapping more of it instead of dissipating it back into space.
My point remains, humans have jack shit to do with it
There's an another effect I've noticed where people who learn about the "dunning kruger effect" use it to sound superior but are actually moronic and think they sound smart.
>If matter and energy cannot be created or destroyed, how are humans magically causing any of this shit to happen?
>Sounds like this is the way it has always worked on earth.
Carbon, methane, etc have always existed under the ground but we're the ones digging it up and putting it into the atmosphere at a massive scale.
>Also, don't plants literally use CO2 to breath and more of it just means we get more plants?
Not when it also becomes too hot for them to survive and the only remaining hospitable regions are in the former arctic regions with poor soil quality.
They are releasing stored carbon a few million years too early and fricking themselves out of a climate that is not worldwide africa because some americans want more money
It's almost like the Earth goes through heating and cooling periods and has done so for billions of years even without humans. Crazy.
Came here for this. Thanks
That's like saying diseases don't exist because the body goes through periods of wake and rest throughout its life.
>cancer isn't real, you're just feeling extra sleepy!
Yeah but after a couple BILLION years, maybe it's time to accept that it just happens.
>we'll all get cancer someday, anybody telling me not to drink benzene is a globohomosexual shill!
If for 3 billion years we all drank benzene and then this loose little corporate puppet said it was bad all of a sudden, guess what I'd do
(You)
>yesterday my temperature was 98.6 but today it's 100.2! If the current trend continues, I'll be at 108.2 by friday!
There are no reliable global temperature records before roughly 1980. Maybe 40 years of data isn't enough to make predictions about a system that is measured over thousands?
Disingenuous moron. Someone should break your fricking legs for being such a smarmy little homosexual. It's not "today vs yesterday"; it's "today vs ten years ago".
wowwie, 10 whole years? That's almost as long as an entire pre-secondary education! I bet you can barely remember anything from 10 years ago, it's been so long!
God you are trying so hard to act like a fricking moron, is your life truly this boring?
You are the disingenuous one. When the prediction lag is close to the actual interval of data available your statistical significance is worthless (which is the case here). These guys that try to make numerical predictions are the same type of fraud as the epidemiologists that were trying to predict covid numbers. The real climate scientists are the meteorologists, and they will tell you how fricking hard is is to predict anything, because fluid mechanics is incredibly computationally complex. These climate goobers think that because the average temperature is a more stable random variable that even though they don't have that many samples they will be able to predict things with years in advance. It may be reasonable to use those kinds of models to predict one year in advance, but not more, in my opinion.
thats also assuming climate averages are annual, like this year was the wettest year for the state in a long time, and the last time i could remember this moist was years ago and after that it was relatively dry the following year before dumping a ton of rain again, and keeps cycling like this; a lot of rain in a year then go dry for a few years
Bruh most modern diseases are fake. You think everyone has gluten intolerance and fibromyalgia?
Are you people really doubting TOP scientists? Really?
>moronic thumbnail poster has no reading comprehension
Poetry
NOOO MUH HECKIN VROOMERINOS
THE FREAKIN GASSY BOY
DONT TAKE MY OVERCOMPLICATED EXPENSIVE UNRELIABLE MACHINE THAT IS WHOLLY DEPENDENT ON CENTRALIZED INDUSTRY TO FUNCTION AND REPLACE IT WITH AN OVERCOMPLICATE DEXPENSIVE UNRELIABLE MACHINE THAT IS WHOLLY DEPENDENT ON THE POWER GRID INSTEAD
NEXT YOU'LL OPEN A FREAKIN THORIUM REACTOR INSTEAD OF A GOOD WHOLESOME COAL PLANT AND CREATE AMERICAN JOBS UPGRADING THE POWER GRID NOOOOOOO THIS IS HECKIN NOT BASED
politicians can't even figure out how to manage the economy or balance a budget are going to pass legislation that tells the planet's atmosphere what to do for the next several thousand years.
>muh politicians
They're incompetent morons. As usual grass root movements, local initiatives and inspiring individual action are the way to go.
We’ve been fricked since Operation Barbarossa failed
Claims like this just make me want the planet hotter. Unfortuantely, global warming WILL NOT wipe out humans.
This is an actual coping mechanism
I would love for you to meet a time traveler from the Ice Age and explain to them how they're responsible for the climate change.
Okay. Let's say that it is natural. Shouldn't we still try to do something to prevent it? Or do you just not care, because you'll be dead by the time it matters?
>Okay. Let's say that it is natural. Shouldn't we still try to do something to prevent it?
Shouldn't we do something to prevent earthquakes?
Sure let's just step in front of nature with our amazing human intellect and create another Four Pests Campaign, because that worked out so well.
Why prevent it? Environment changes, we adapt. The only animals that will die due to cc will be ones we don’t care about.
If you disagree, make personal choices that you feel best about. Otherwise leave everyone alone.
NNNNNNOOOOOOO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WE NEED TO TAX EVERYBODY TO DEATH, BAN CARS, AND TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS!!!!!!!!
>AND TAKE AWAY YOUR RIGHTS
>american conservatives will let the govt get away with absolutely anything so long as they're allowed guns they'll never use to protect themselves from tyranny
haha
>american conservatives will let the govt get away with absolutely anything
Such as? All government interference needs to frick off. That means subsidies for anyone, etc
such as everything. what are you going to do about it? what do you have guns for again?
keep voting for the red team and surely they'll shrink the government next time
Billions of years, and yet somehow we know that it's the record.
Who was measuring and recording temperatures before humans?
Something to do with core samples, sea levels, and isotopes.
There is an entire field called paleoclimatology that studies this. Please do your research before posting.
Yeah, let's look at that record...
Huh. Turns out there's NO correlation between CO2 levels and warming periods. Weird.
Well, so much for paleoclimatology. I guess we'll just have to trust our feelings.
Carbon dioxide is a factor, but it's not the only one. If isn't CO2 that is causing the current observed warming, what is?
>what is a Milankovitch cycle
We're actually technically still in an Ice Age, btw. Glaciers exist, which makes it an ice age by definition. We're just exiting it.
>BUT IT'S TOO FAST
What an utterly subjective concept.
I know about Milankovitch cycles happen. They are too slow to observe the current warming.
The speed of the change absolutely matters, if it occurs so fast that plant and animals (including ourselves) can't adapt, we have a problem. The Pleistocene was too climatically unstable to support agriculture. Only the relatively stable climate of the Holocene allowed civilization to exist. And that stability is going away...
It's not happening too fast, though. We've actually seen a very normal progression of climate cycles trending towards warming.
>late 18th century/early 19th century: little ice age
>late 19th century: warming period
>early 20th century: cooling period, particularly in the 30's
>40's and 50's: warming period
>60's and 70's: cooling period (this is when "WILL THERE BE A SECOND ICE AGE" hysteria was peaking)
>80's and 90's: warming period that continues today
Where is the "it's too fast" part? Because it is already pretty rapid swings, even well before the Industrial Revolution was in full swing.
I have to go to bed soon but, btw Climate Change isn't our biggest enviromental problem. Overshoot is. https://richardheinberg.com/museletter-303-climate-change-isnt-our-biggest-environmental-problem-and-why-technology-wont-save-us
Even if ignore climate change, we still have to deal with ocean acidification, biodiversity loss, depletion of critical resources, top soil erosion, water scarcity and other symptoms as well.
Ever heard of the Sun?
The star at the center of our SOLAR system. It's REALLY HOT and shoots these massive columns of FIRE called FLARES. Sometimes directly at Earth!!!!!
Oh yeah, also depending on the area of space the Sun is hurling through, it's fusion actually REVS THE FRICK UP, causing... oh my God... MORE HEAT...
it takes light from the Sun a little over 7 minuets to reach Earth.
Incase you're more moronic than you put on, considering the vastness of the universe, THAT'S REALLY FRICKING CLOSE.
Yes I have heard of the Sun. We wouldn't exist without it.
The other factors don't explain the observed warming in recent decades.
I remember doing this in elementary school.
I guess these random /misc/ images help some people cope with easily observable and extensively documented phenomenon.
>easily observable
Saying "it is hot outside" is not a scientific observation. Read Popper.
climatards used to say weather and climate arent the same when fox news segments showed snow in winter as proof against climate change.
now they do the exact same thing associating weather with climate because its hot sometimes during summer.
Make me, pussy.
You can literally just look at the fossil record and see the climate generally. There were no ice caps when dinosaurs were around. 125kya there were jaguars in northern North America. Glaciers tear up the terrain. They're not at all quiet about their passage, so we can see where they've been.
Trust GODS plan.
>And all in the name of an ideology that nobody believes in
What a time to be alive.
not my problem
You're not original.