25m Icthyosaur just dropped

Icythochads, we're so back!

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that looks like a deep sea creature, why did they drop him on the beach?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Did you just assume xer habitat?

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >25m
    Big Whale always makes sure they keep their precious Blue Whale the biggest. Sick of it.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what should our illustration choice be for what's possibly the biggest marine reptile that ever, ever existed?
    >I KNOW! HAVE IT DEAD ON THE BEACH, THAT'S HOW PEOPLE KNOW WHALES RIGHT?!?!
    What's the thought process behind that? Hell, there's an alternate illustration that other news websites use that's way better at giving a sense grandeur to it.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      it's because they reckon that the skeleton was scavenged and picked apart after it washed up on a beach

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What a weird thing to be autistic about

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Mammalbros... how could this happen...

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      How does this even happen? I mean it's a liberal estimate sure, but how the hell could this thing possibly feed itself? Warmer oceans usually have lower productivity and this thing lived in the fricking blazing hot Triassic, not to mention jawbones of its relatives like shonisaurus show normal ichthyosaur dentition which implies that it couldn't even filter feed. What the frick did these things eat?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tfw the actual kraken didn't fossilize

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Okay then. What did the literal kraken eat in that case?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >how could this thing possibly feed itself?
        Ask yo momma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ):

          >What the frick did these things eat?
          The shape of the jaw implies it was predatory so possibly other ichthyosaurs, large invertebrates and fish. That said we already had perucetus go from 300 tonnes to like 60 in a month so time will tell

          I know yea, it's almost 100% gonna get downsized. They probably only say shit like this because it sells and gets clicks. Everybody wants to be the one to find the new biggest ________ ever.

          Sperm whales are immense creatures too and they dont filter feed.

          Macropredatory animals have a size cap at around that size, the only animals that we know of that even get anywhere near the giant baleen whale range are filter feeders. I just don't see how an animal could possibly live in an ecosystem with less organic matter yet be three times the size of the largest known animals that lived similar lives to it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Macropredatory animals have a size cap at around that size
            I mean, says who?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >What the frick did these things eat?
        The shape of the jaw implies it was predatory so possibly other ichthyosaurs, large invertebrates and fish. That said we already had perucetus go from 300 tonnes to like 60 in a month so time will tell

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sperm whales are immense creatures too and they dont filter feed.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Put it next to a blue whale

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are the feathers?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So what does this mean essentially?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      New Spinosaurus dropped.
      Spinosaurus was actually a 25m Ichtyosaur.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ichthyotitan
    Meh.
    Between Chingchongosaurus wasabi and Titansaurus biggus idk which I'm more tired of.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gone are the days of names like Tyrannosaurus rex, this is the age of Genericus blandi and Referencia popculturens

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Gone are the days of names like Tyrannosaurus rex, this is the age of Genericus blandi and Referencia popculturens

      Ichthyotitan is a fricking awesome name, you morons are just contrarian normalgays and should possibly go back.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s an alright name

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Waiting for Ichthyoterror, Ichthyotyrannus and Ichthyorex

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if you only pop into paleo news once every couple years, sure, but when a new "thing"titan drops every couple of months it gets tiresome.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a cool name, it's just the -titan suffix is so played out nowadays.
        Personally I would've liked a name that references its likeness to whales.
        >Saurophyseter
        >Porphyriosaurus
        >Sauroleviathan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It's a decent name, describes it petty well since it's a giant icthyosaur
      It had it far better than the poor victims of pop culture israelitegolems like dracorex and fricking thanos

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It had it far better than the poor victims of pop culture israelitegolems like dracorex and fricking thanos
        All pop culture reference names can go in the bin except for Ninjemys

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >just a piece of jawbone
    Place your bets, will it be upsized to bigger than a blue whale or downsized to 20 metres or below

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      All of this fragmentary bullshit inevitably gets downsized

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is he ok?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably just asleep.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's probably just asleep.

      went too hard w/ the boys last night

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Drukbros ww@

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