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You're eating insects.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Crabs are sea spiders

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      no, sea spiders are sea spiders

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Filtered by taxonomy and phylogeny. Get off this board.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shrimp are gross. Prisoners used to revolt because they were feed lobster. But I guess if it's expensive now I should basedface over slimy sea bugs.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No I'm not.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The "eat ze bugs" propaganda is just a counterintuitive psyop.

    >"the world is running out of meat, better start eating ze bugs"
    >nooo! bugs are disgusting! I will never eat them! I would rather go vegetarian before I do that!
    >"ha, got 'em"

    The end goal isn't to make you eat bugs. It's to condition you into accepting vegetarianism and/or veganism.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      And now we have another narrative to help segway into the same goal.

      >"you know, seafood is also bugs"
      >ewwww! I'm never eating seafood again! I will not eat the bugs!
      >"ha, got 'em"

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's more cost effective to feed cattle than dogs

      dogs contribute and have some say, even if they will be put down they have some say, some bargaining power, some chance. but cattle exist oblivious and then they are harvested. like the plants they eat. first you were an ape, then you were a dog. now you will be a cow.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The end goal is to get you to scarf down as much meat as possible.
      Most of the stuff we eat is produced by huge multinational corporations and they don't want to lose market share to a new food source

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very well then. Either way, I'm just some sucker and they're after my money. I might as well continue my business with the same corporation I've been handing my money over to.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          "Die early" means die at 70-80 before you start losing a dozen IQ points a year and need a continuous regimen of medical care to eek out something resembling life, of course, but they won't say that.

          The end goal is to get you to scarf down as much meat as possible.
          Most of the stuff we eat is produced by huge multinational corporations and they don't want to lose market share to a new food source

          A diet that fills in the inherent deficiencies of plants with meat can be produced locally. Animals can eat food waste, human waste, anything, anywhere. They do not actually NEED space and stimulation and bla bla bla. You can keep a cow tied to one tree for its two year life before you eat it. And it works really well because what crops you can reliably grow is related to where you live and when, and it's actually quite difficult to work all that land. You can't actually survive as a vegan without the fruits of multinational corporations:
          Diesel fuel and trucks
          Heavy fuel oil and barges
          Jet fuel and cargo planes
          Combine harvesters
          Exploitative third world labor
          Industrially produced supplements and processed, fortified foods

          You see all those multinationals have an arm in every business and if you stop eating meat they will just sell you a meat alternative that is LITERALLY more profitable.

          But if you will never, ever accept that you are a threat to the climate or something because we need unchecked reproduction and the world population MUST reach 16 billion and never fall. Or else the monopoly money ponzi scheme needs restructured and we need to do stuff like deny corporate personhood and re-institute forced labor in place of welfare. The horror.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Crystallized intelligence "averages 98 at ages 20–24, rises to 101 by ages 35–44, before declining to 100 (ages 45–54), then 98 (55–64), then 96 (65–69), then 93 (70–74), and 88 (75+)," says Kaufman.
            >Fluid intelligence drops much more quickly. Kaufman reveals that it "peaks at ages 20–24 (100), drops gradually to 99 (25–34) and 96 (35–44) before starting a rollercoaster plunge to 91 (45–54), 86 (55–64), 83 (65–69), 79 (70–74), and 72 (75+)."
            well i dont want to miss out on being literally moronic so i'm going to stop eating red meat and only eat a tiny piece of chicken once a week

            hold on what were you just talking about? where's my lighter? i need a smoke. call the seargeant i think jones stole my marlboros again. what do you mean this isn't nam?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're both Pancrustacea though.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      The subphylum Crustacea includes everything under Pancrustacea except Hexapoda. If you're classifying using cladistics (which exclusively uses monophyletic clades and is generally preferred), then you need to include all of the descendants, which includes Hexapods.
      It's the same reason Paleognaths is preferred when referring to the non-penguin flightless birds as opposed to ratites, because by using the latter you're arbitrarily excluding Tinamous (which have a keel)

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    an important factor here is that insects are mostly goo whereas shellfish actually have meat

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will not eat the bugs, you cannot gaslight me into accepting your sophistry.

  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    people who are alergic to shellfish can't eat cicadas. shelfish are bugs

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      People who are allergic to kiwi can't use latex. Disposable gloves are fruits.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        deny all you like, but why would the same alergens be present in both animals if they were different? we don't have this problem with nut alergies since many nuts are simply not the same. check and mate

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Allow me to recap. The originating post (

          people who are alergic to shellfish can't eat cicadas. shelfish are bugs

          ) alleges that shellfish and insects are one and the same due to a mutual allergen.

          I'll have you know that even mollusks have the very same allergen. I would say it's a bigger stretch to say that octopus & squid are bugs, but if you tell me in writing that you personally recognize these species as insects, I will happily drop the issue. I don't care about being wrong or right on a Laotian poetry slam, I care more about consistency.

          Yea because both are trees moron

          top fricking kek
          Kiwis grow on vines, you sub-Black person.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            octopus and squid can't be bugs cause the don't have exo skeletons like shrimp and crickets

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              thats because squids turned their exoskeleton into an endoskeleton

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >he doesn't know about the history of mollusks
              What do you think snail shells are?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                delicious

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Kiwis grow on vines
            not him, but I thought they grew on trees, and my arctic kiwi vines were special lol

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yea because both are trees moron

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Alergies work geometrically. Similar molecules get recognized by the immune system. Just because two molecules look similar doesn't mean they are genetically similar.

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I DON'T GIVE A FRICK homie
    IF IT TASTES GOOD, I'M EATING IT
    HELL YEAH
    LET'S GO BRANDON

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is like saying a mammal or a bird is a tunicate. Or even that the nutritional value of a bird or mammal is equivalent to a tunicate's.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not Rhopalaea crassa. It's actually an unnamed species of Ascidian, which is odd, because it's very common and showy.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bugs don't have meat, scrimps do. Simple as

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't eat shrimp. They give me an allergic reaction.

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You're eating insects
    >Not knowing how taxonomy works
    Why are you here?

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    If you eat seafood you're eating inferior meat. You're eating primordial critters dragged from the world's public toilet, the ocean. Weak, snotty, slimy animals with the consistency of rubber once cooked, and entirely lacking in flavor.
    I'd eat whale meat if I didn't care about animal welfare, but that's about it. Nothing else from the ocean goes past my teeth.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only eat meat from the planet's most prime species, man.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You wouldn't eat whale meat because it tastes fricking horrible. Gamey beef/fishy taste, the kind of fishy taste only oily fish have. Absoluetly horrid, and I love mackerel and saury so that's saying a lot.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's fricking sad. Looks like even these great ungulates have been tainted by that horrible cesspool, the Ocean.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        It also has a frickton of mercury in it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In your moral compass, would it be acceptable to eat fish that was caught in lakes, rivers, and ponds? You very specifically mentioned oceans in your post, and I would imagine that lakes & rivers generally receive better environmental protection than oceans.

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I never liked seafood, checkmate c**t.

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    jokes on you, i dont eat shrimp because they're bugs. dont eat crab or lobster either, enjoy ur seabugs tho

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    This "meme" is a psyop to try and normalize the association between the two, not to convince YOU, but to get Skyler Smithies down the road to give you that fluoride stare when you tell her that eating mealworms or crickets is bad for her.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating mealworms and crickets is bad for her
      Do you have a single fact to back that up?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leviticus 11:42

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There are 4000 religions on earth and the majority of them think a crazy rabbi just made that up based on what gave him the shits and what didn't

            Repent

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          There are 4000 religions on earth and the majority of them think a crazy rabbi just made that up based on what gave him the shits and what didn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mark 7:15

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ezekiel 23:20

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        chew you havisfaction a singlicious satisfact to snack that up?

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >eating mealworms or crickets is bad for her.
      Thing is it really isn't at all. And I say that as a /misc/ chud. In fact, if you look at it objectively, insects and other terrestrial arthropods are a lean, protein packed livestock that require next to nothing to raise (in comparison to large mammals and fowl) and are extremely economically sustainable, and if we got more of our "meat" from invertebrates instead of large mammals and soi, it would free up ludicrous amounts of land for either nature directly or indirectly by vastly decreasing the demand for agricultural land. All you need is a steady stream of cheap/excess produce and you have infinite insect production.

      If zog didn't have to politicize it and push it on people with guilt, westerners would probably be much more open to eating insect based foods. Only reason I don't eat them is because I'm being told to do it and also I'm picky about eating the guts and internal organs (which is something we already do with traditional livestock as well as small fish like sardines). I think lots of others don't like the guts part, which is why crustaceans are normal to eat, as they are bigger and have large meaty parts that can be separated from the organs reliably.

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Yes, and?

    I never understood how this is supposed to be done epic own. Cats and Cows are both mammals but both of them do not taste the same or as easy to farm or gather. Dumb as frick.

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    All insects are crustaceans but not all crustaceans are insects

    Notably sea bugs actually contain a lot of muscle instead of anti-nutritious chitin and haemolyph

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Crustaceans are not insects and insects are not crustaceans.
      Both are arthropods.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Insects are crustaceans
        Birds are dinosaurs
        Cats are fish

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Insects are crustaceans
          No they aren't. But both are arthropods.
          >Birds are dinosaurs
          This is correct
          >Cats are fish
          Technically kinda sorta but not really.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you agree that birds are dinosaurs then insects are crustaceans.
            Regardless bringing up taxonomy in discussions about food is dumb as hell.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >No they aren't. But both are arthropods.
            "Not they aren't" said he, a fat frick who plays video games in his free time.
            It's perfectly plausible that insects are an offshot of a crustacean lineage. In that case, by your idiotic "birds dinosaurs" monophyletic cargo cult nomenclature, they are crustaceans.

            >Technically kinda sorta but not really.
            Holy shit you are a fricktard. have a nice day or accept that you need to modify your birds are dinosaurs line in the same way.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              (adding)
              The monophyletics cargo cultists are pathetic. They literally CLING, they CLING to the hope that genetic and other such inferential studies don't reveal that insects are a clade nested with crustaceans. Why do they hope that? Because it would further erode a till-now useful, flavorful, evocative term "crustacean".
              Why do you hope that? Why do you hope some lineage isn't part of some other? That is a fricking strange hope to have. Look into a mirror. You have such garbage memes internalized that it modifies your entire world outlook, leading you to have bizarre hopes that science doesn't reveal a fact (rather than reacting with pleasant curiosity).
              At what point will you admit your meme of monophyletics is useless, as it just destroys useful terms?

              Again: you are actually hoping insects don't turn out to be crustaceans. I still can't get over the fact what NPCs you are.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              Moron contrarian moment

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >>Cats are fish
            >Technically kinda sorta but not really.
            please elaborate. this better not going to be a catfish joke.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              In order for the bony fish clade to be considered monophyletic, tetrapods need to be included within it.
              However even zoologists use "fish" in the traditional sense because in the cladistic sense it is synonymous with "vertebrate" and therefore effectively useless as a term.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Humans are lungfish.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/9hxvc3E.jpg

      Crustaceans are not insects and insects are not crustaceans.
      Both are arthropods.

      This sounds like shrimp cope

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Anti-nutritious
      Source?

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