Your door bell rings and someone simply dropped this at your door

What now?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Free pet: beggars can't be choosers.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    give it to one of my chinaman neighbors. they will know what to do with it

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slap that fricking dogbelly for starters.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    20lbs of protien, or a new companion.

    We will hunt for meat together, as our ancestors did.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Listen here, you little shit.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me do it

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        ha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Such a beautiful example of co-evolution

      https://i.imgur.com/nCtmuyF.png

      >do you feel in charge?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Let me do it

      >let me do it 4 YOU
      i heard in in my head
      frick, thank for that

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >be me asleep at 2am
    >strong metallic sound wakes me up
    >grab gun and check through the window
    >sick puppy of unknown age got dropped at my door
    >it was literally shaking out of sheer terror
    >"I'll wait until tomorrow just in case it's a trap from a buglar"
    >next morning, bugger is still there, crying and scratching my door
    >take it in, gave him some water and food, then submitted it to the nearest pet adoption center
    It has been 1 day and I miss it already but I can barely take care of myself so it's for the best.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's a big box

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      name him Borzington then go on many pitbull mauling adventures

      for you

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fakenews

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I respectfully pee on it then drop it off at my neighbor to the right's doorstep for them to do the same, as is tradition.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >welcome dog inside
    >put out water in some kind of bowl
    >borrow leash from someone
    >put dog food on shopping list
    >ask relatives or acquaintances with fb accounts to put up adoption notices

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd give it away to a shelter, since it's illegal to sell dogs without a licence here and he'll kill my cats and chihuahua

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        cat was lucky it got off with a warning

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chihuahua
      >Opinion discarded
      I was gonna let pass the cats but now it's unacceptable.

      >be me asleep at 2am
      >strong metallic sound wakes me up
      >grab gun and check through the window
      >sick puppy of unknown age got dropped at my door
      >it was literally shaking out of sheer terror
      >"I'll wait until tomorrow just in case it's a trap from a buglar"
      >next morning, bugger is still there, crying and scratching my door
      >take it in, gave him some water and food, then submitted it to the nearest pet adoption center
      It has been 1 day and I miss it already but I can barely take care of myself so it's for the best.

      >I can barely take care of myself so it's for the best.
      You gave it up? You let it down? You run around and deserted it? You made it cry, didn't even say goodbye, you lied and hurt it?
      You believed it was the burden while it actually was the support you needed. You betrayed it. Why do you always frick up like this anon?
      I swear if you don't frickin' go and pick it back tomorrow…

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Send it to the pound. Pets are a waste of resources and time

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >while posting on Wauf
      top moronation

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        nta but,
        >pets and animals are the same thing
        you are way more moronic

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >>pets and animals are the same thing
          Yes

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vietnamese gf will be pleased

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't have to buy dinner!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Vietnamese gf will be pleased

      get a mouthful of fur

      why the frick do you gays love eating hair so much

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    get a mouthful of fur

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A free borzoi
    Profoundly lucky

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I just bought an apartment big enough to keep larger dogs, so what said.
      Proceed to confirm sex and properly name it.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Proceed to confirm sex
        What if she says no?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Give it an unisex name.
          Proceed to play the long game, she'll come around to it.

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