>you will never be a bird. >you will never have a functioning cloaca. >you will never have pneumaticised bones

>you will never be a bird
>you will never have a functioning cloaca
>you will never have pneumaticised bones
>you will never be floofy
>you will never have ZW chromosomes
>you will never build a nest with you bird husband
>you will never lay an egg

What's the point of living this cruel non-avian life any longer?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of this >ywn an no one has mentioned being able to fly yet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >able to fly
      over rated
      >stomping the shit out of shitstralians
      priceless

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >you will never not have to deal with having fucking teeth that don't repair themselves, they just decay away and hurt like hell and all fall out until you starve to death
    i'm so fucking jealous seriously
    goddamnit this sucks

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >You will never be able to see into the UV spectrum.
    >You will never have manual control of your iris.
    >You will never have a constant flow of fresh air in your lungs.
    >You will never regenerate inner ear hair.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    All of that is nothing compared to being able to helicopter your dick.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Molting looks really itchy and uncomfortable. Imagine being covered in thousands of little quills and being able to tell when any one of them is out of the correct position.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Birds are delicious and I personally don’t consider them to be alive. They’re imitation life created by the gods to be extremely entertaining to hunt.

    So consider yourself lucky. You will never be a roast.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Alright. You exercised your right to post a shit thread on Wauf. You can fuck off now.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    wacky

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    well shit, this could have been a cool thread. time to abandon it now.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      wacky

      What was it?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4269586/#4269607

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i want to experience the cloacal kiss

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    ....why do you want to be a female bird?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So I can make a nest with my bird husband and lay lots of eggies

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine the sensation of warming your own eggs with a brooding patch.

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    aaaaah shut up SHUT UP

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hurts, doesn't it?

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