>you will never be a bird
>you will never have a functioning cloaca
>you will never have pneumaticised bones
>you will never be floofy
>you will never have ZW chromosomes
>you will never build a nest with you bird husband
>you will never lay an egg
What's the point of living this cruel non-avian life any longer?
All of this >ywn an no one has mentioned being able to fly yet
>able to fly
over rated
>stomping the shit out of shitstralians
priceless
>you will never not have to deal with having fucking teeth that don't repair themselves, they just decay away and hurt like hell and all fall out until you starve to death
i'm so fucking jealous seriously
goddamnit this sucks
>You will never be able to see into the UV spectrum.
>You will never have manual control of your iris.
>You will never have a constant flow of fresh air in your lungs.
>You will never regenerate inner ear hair.
All of that is nothing compared to being able to helicopter your dick.
Molting looks really itchy and uncomfortable. Imagine being covered in thousands of little quills and being able to tell when any one of them is out of the correct position.
Birds are delicious and I personally don’t consider them to be alive. They’re imitation life created by the gods to be extremely entertaining to hunt.
So consider yourself lucky. You will never be a roast.
Alright. You exercised your right to post a shit thread on Wauf. You can fuck off now.
wacky
well shit, this could have been a cool thread. time to abandon it now.
What was it?
https://desuarchive.org/an/thread/4269586/#4269607
i want to experience the cloacal kiss
....why do you want to be a female bird?
So I can make a nest with my bird husband and lay lots of eggies
Imagine the sensation of warming your own eggs with a brooding patch.
aaaaah shut up SHUT UP
Hurts, doesn't it?