Male: >5 minutes of joyous life before being thrown into a blender and endless nothing
Female: >5 minutes of enjoying life before being thrown into a 1'x1'x1' cage for the next 2 years before you are thrown into a blender
Male: >5 minutes of joyous life before being thrown into a blender and endless nothing
Female: >5 minutes of enjoying life before being thrown into a 1'x1'x1' cage for the next 2 years before you are thrown into a blender
I go back to sleep
make full use of my new vagina
I am grinded into mcdonalds nuggets.
>peck peck
>shell cracks
>"Cheep!"
CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP CHEEP
Eren?
Cheep moving forward
It's the bones that make it crunchy
>be male
>immediately ACK'd
>grow up as a chicken
>get beheaded
such life
I'm happy
Dead by shock
guess i'll get a respiratory disease and die
cheep cheep *peck peck peck* cheep
cheep
Male:
>5 minutes of joyous life before being thrown into a blender and endless nothing
Female:
>5 minutes of enjoying life before being thrown into a 1'x1'x1' cage for the next 2 years before you are thrown into a blender
You reincarnate at a retired old lady's farmstead as a
fucking hell. This really makes me want to raise my own chickens rather than buying from a supermarket
>OUH
I'm so fluffy I take a nap.