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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    House hippo maybe? They sleep like 16 hours a day and are ubiquitous throughout North America

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I - and almost everyone else in this thread who isn't taking the piss - instantly clocked it as a badger or wolverine, with the only point of ambiguity between the two being the blurry nature of the photo. How the FRICK did the "wildlife officials" not know?

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Thinking about it, it could also be a raccoon dog (raccoon dog, not raccoon). They're highly invasive pest in many parts of the world, i don't know if they're already established their population in the US but if they aren't, they would want to serously investigate any potential incidents before it's too late.

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's Bigfoot.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    My first thought was also wolverine.
    poor thing's a quadriplegic by the looks of it. just scurrying around on little nubs.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    mustelid of unusual size

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like either a normal sized stoat with small trees or a large stoat with regular trees

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Megalodon

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Wolverine. Or some other large mustelid, i don't know what species exactly live in Americas.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    american badger

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      this
      the markings line up and everything
      idk how 'officials' are having trouble with this... I'm not even American and I immediately knew what it was

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    First thought was badger.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's my dog, I've been looking everywhere for him.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    looks like a wolverine.
    dark fur, light spot on neck and chest.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that OP can’t tell it’s a Mustelidae proves that OP IS A homosexual

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    skull says bear, body says hippo

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    op

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    that's a fricking pygmy hippo
    probably escaped from some rich cowboy's ranch

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I'm seconding this. Pygmy hippos from what I remember tend to be solitary and nocturnal too.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/HZyefcc.jpg

      I'm seconding this. Pygmy hippos from what I remember tend to be solitary and nocturnal too.

      Pls be trolling samehomosexual, board intelligence can't be dropping that fast

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        what's your answer?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It’s clearly a mustelid. Ferret or weasel or mink

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            thanks for trolling, come again

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              It’s a badger

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                could it be a melanistic badger?
                has it ever been recorded before? it's never been recorded in things like pumas, but if a population has been put under a lot of stress and a lot of inbreeding occurs, shit starts to happen.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                No, it’s just shit lighting.

              • 1 year ago
                Anonymous

                the tones are all wrong for it to just be the lighting.
                that's why initially thought it might be an escaped wolverine. it's clearly brown in tone, and melanism can look pretty brown in some expressions in animals.

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Columbian Cartel Hippos are crossing the border

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Badger

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Looks like a brown recluse.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    baby hippo

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    cowe

  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    That's Bam Margera on crCk.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

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