>you see a middle aged woman with pitbull. >pitbull spots you from a distance

>you see a middle aged woman with pitbull
>pitbull spots you from a distance
>starts running at you with full speed
what do you do?

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I've got this, I've seen The Patriot. You offer up your weaker arm for the dumb animal to bite on, and then you punch the shit out of it's stupid doggy skull until it succumbs to brain damage. Easy-peasy.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Get on my knees catch the fricker, hug him n give him a lick on his ear op top of his nose

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Give it a biscuit, then blackmail the owner for a frick.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kick the woman in the face.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You pull out your pocket knife and slash its "armpits" till you get the deep red spurty spurty. Then just wait. It will perish within a minute or two.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >make instant friends with dog
    >bang his owner in her car
    GG no re
    >inb4 muh shitbull
    Skill issue. In ten minutes I've trained coyotes, wolves, and wild dogs. Get good.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >coyotes, wolves
      shy and afraid when alone
      >wild dogs
      not in high drive thus not threatening and easy to tame with food

      You cant reason or skill your way out of a high drive working line dog confrontation, you must dominate it physically or die.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shit myself so that he doesn't feel like biting me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeet with some solid advice

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >wags tail in death
        lol the dog is happy he is no longer at the mercy of those prostitutes

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think you're supposed to pretend to be dead

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >cast baby at pit

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Knife it to death, then sue the nigress

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    rape the woman and let the dog watch us, shitbulls are cucks anyway

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Go down and pet the cute little doggo.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    probably climb on top of a car

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Because I'm a sportsman.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Or use this choke technique.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Dive behind the nearest toddler.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Kick it and then proceed to rape the woman on top of the dying dog. The last thing it needs to experience is it being too weak to save its master from my love touch.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >he thinks a single kick will dissuade a full-grown, angry pitbull
      kek

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    backflip straight onto your moms vegana

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Run at dog full speed and kick it as hard as I can. Pull out my knife and let dog latch onto my forearm while I stab it in the neck until it's dead. File lawsuit against owner.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      this is the working method of choice, if time wrap jacket around arm, dogs bite the closest part of your body to them, everytime.

      t. protection dog trainer

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Do a 360 and get the hecko outta there

    • 1 month ago
      refanon

      >Do a 360 and get the hecko outta there

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      er, then you'd clearly be going the same way you IDIOT!!!!!1!1!11!!1!1!!11!11!1

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        hehehehe gottem summer started early huh kid? heheheheh

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          newbie

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