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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Him and his entire extended family. Fricking shitty old house. My cat got 6 in a week, I stepped on two, the glue traps got the rest.
    That one time when I wasn't quick enough and my cat got to the glue trap with the poor boy in, got her paw stuck and started running all over the house flapping her paw around in the air... Mouse must have had a hell of an exit ride.
    There's still one sneaking behind my library, if you are reading this, your days are fricking numbered you little shit you are dead you hear me?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      based
      im sure hes reading this and trembling as we speak

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have pissed and shitted all over the place, he was an absolute criminal

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >paragraph of schizophrenic larp
    Lol. Lmao, even.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    4793505
    who asked

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >this one time my dog found a kitty cat under my car
    uh, stopped reading there
    not my cat, don't care sweaty

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wish it was

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    A rat is eating my strawberries. Little b***h doesn't even eat the whole berry, just gnaws on each one a bit. What should I do?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like someone needs to adopt a terrier. Corner your rat problem in minutes.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shouldn't have shit in my cupboards.

        >buy entire pet for a rodent problem
        I adopted two mousetraps from the local dpllar Tree for $1.50, and each one has caught ~15 mice this year.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Cute, what did you name them?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >buy larger, noisier rat to deal with normal rats
        No thanks anon

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This

          https://i.imgur.com/CJaL6v1.gif

          Well played…

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I did not. My cat did. Way of the world, mousebro.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my dog can snap your cat's neck with one chomp

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >can
        That's the keyword here, had a cat for 10 years and he caught countless mice while never once being injured despite many strays in the area. Cats are pretty good at avoiding dogs and more agile when SHTF

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >Cats are pretty good at avoiding dogs and more agile when SHTF
          Cats dont exterminate mice nor are they real animals they are domesticated NPCs

          They catch a few mice, and they "escape" dogs as moronic as they are, animals that dont actually know cats are prey and instead try and posture around them

          But the mice arent going away and smarter dogs that recognize cats are prey will just grab them by the neck and wreck them, ala yote. Your entire worldview has been based on the fact that the people with such intelligent dogs followed leash laws and all the strays were lab-rottweiler mixes. There were 2-3 stray huskies around here for a bit and all the cats disappeared and never came back.

          As for the huskies? Picked up and adopted.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >domesticated npcs
            Nah theyre closer to servals than dogs are to wolves
            But i agree
            100% serval would be ideal
            >they catch a few mice
            They catch 8 per day in the wild
            But maybe thats the point
            In the wild
            >and they "escape"
            Not really, most dogs have longer legs than cats
            But when the dog is bigger than the cat they can flee through somewhere where the dog doesnt fit
            And if the dog is smaller than the cat will outrun it
            Also trees
            But in the open cats are fricked
            Dogs need to be VERY fast (they are) to catch the cat because it can hear the dogs heartbeat from 50 meters
            >yote
            Obsessed
            >all the cats disappeared and never came back
            Yes they dont really like dogs
            >picked up and adopted

            >cat
            😐
            >dog
            :O

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    it's a doggy dog world

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      i don’t do such things with animals

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