The pet and animal community.
wtf is this real
H-haha...i s-sure hope there are no sneks in this thread w-while we're talking guys...r-right ?
...Jessica is that y-your hand on m-my neck...?
damn nature ya scary
real i was there
lol it's going to swallow that guy's cock and balls, gay snake lol
My understanding was that OPs scenario is impossible. While some snakes can be large enough to eat people, they are unable to eat an adult male while starting from the head, as the shoulders are too wide for the snake to get it's jaws around. It would have to start at the feet, which is something snakes almost never do for some reason. Granted, it will still kill you and try to swallow you.
Reticulated pythons have been known to eat humans
mainly the baby and asian kind so not really the fullsize deal
It's coming for you, anon..
Prehistoric titanoboa was 45 feet long and survived on fish kwab. Snakes cannot fuck with a larger prey
Oh thank God. I thought that was a plastic doll.
God i wish that were me
science has gone too far
Me on the right
Well duh, of course it is. Trust the science, OP
No, snakess do NOT eat people. There is no sssnake large enough to successssfully hunt, take down, and eat a full grown human male. We snakess don't even like the way humans tasste anyway. Thisss is complete photoshop and could never be real. I sssuggest just deleting this pic off your hard drive.
They occasionally do. African Rock Pythons and Reticulated Pythons in Indonesia have been known to eat people. Anacondas also rarely eat people.
Keep in mind they mostly eat children and women, and also these are places where people are smaller in general compared to average Americans and Europeans.
That'sss a complete lie and you have no proof of any of thossse claimsss. I suggessst you delete that possst right now. Snakesss are our friendsss and it's important not to ssspread such harmful and frankly untrue rumorsss about them. Snakesss are harmless to people and you should leave them alone if you see them. Better ssstill, why not invite them into your home if you find one? They make very welcome additionsss to the family. You don't even need to keep an eye on your other petsss, they get along with many other speciesss just fine.
Idgaf if you eat kids. Fuck the little shits. Too many humans anyways.
>Anacondas also rarely eat people.
there’s not a single record of this happening
I bet you feel stupid now huh?
Such a shame all the anacondas are going to die once the Amazon is gone. I wonder how long it'll be before the cattle pasture degenerates into a desert
Five years ago the literature said it should be impossible for a big snake to swallow an adult humans. Then two retics in one year were found with human shaped bulges. The fact that it happened twice that close together probably means it happens more than we think.
And it's hard to report a big snake attack from inside a big snake.
>And it's hard to report a big snake attack from inside a big snake.
Only retics have confirmed kill and consume cases and they are few, some of them are probably wrong place-wrong time cases. (farmer girl faints and retic stumbles upon unconscious human's heat signature and eats them for example)
All the victims are of small stature and lean af as well due to them being south east asian locals.
Giant snakes could possibly kill a grown human, but not eat them, the shoulders alone are too wide to allow for it.
None of the other species you mentioned have proven kill records, let alone cases of human consumption.
>can't take a joke
The joke's been done to death
I’m on to you, mr snake
shut up redditor
I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too
another reply thats been said to shit, your not funny and ruin threads kys
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