wtf is this real

wtf is this real

  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    H-haha...i s-sure hope there are no sneks in this thread w-while we're talking guys...r-right ?
    ...Jessica is that y-your hand on m-my neck...?

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      damn nature ya scary

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    real i was there

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    lol it's going to swallow that guy's cock and balls, gay snake lol

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My understanding was that OPs scenario is impossible. While some snakes can be large enough to eat people, they are unable to eat an adult male while starting from the head, as the shoulders are too wide for the snake to get it's jaws around. It would have to start at the feet, which is something snakes almost never do for some reason. Granted, it will still kill you and try to swallow you.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Reticulated pythons have been known to eat humans

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        mainly the baby and asian kind so not really the fullsize deal

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's coming for you, anon..

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Prehistoric titanoboa was 45 feet long and survived on fish kwab. Snakes cannot fuck with a larger prey

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh thank God. I thought that was a plastic doll.

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    God i wish that were me

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    science has gone too far

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me on the right

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well duh, of course it is. Trust the science, OP

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    No, snakess do NOT eat people. There is no sssnake large enough to successssfully hunt, take down, and eat a full grown human male. We snakess don't even like the way humans tasste anyway. Thisss is complete photoshop and could never be real. I sssuggest just deleting this pic off your hard drive.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      They occasionally do. African Rock Pythons and Reticulated Pythons in Indonesia have been known to eat people. Anacondas also rarely eat people.

      Keep in mind they mostly eat children and women, and also these are places where people are smaller in general compared to average Americans and Europeans.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fake newsss

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        That'sss a complete lie and you have no proof of any of thossse claimsss. I suggessst you delete that possst right now. Snakesss are our friendsss and it's important not to ssspread such harmful and frankly untrue rumorsss about them. Snakesss are harmless to people and you should leave them alone if you see them. Better ssstill, why not invite them into your home if you find one? They make very welcome additionsss to the family. You don't even need to keep an eye on your other petsss, they get along with many other speciesss just fine.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Idgaf if you eat kids. Fuck the little shits. Too many humans anyways.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Anacondas also rarely eat people.
        there’s not a single record of this happening

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I bet you feel stupid now huh?

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            Such a shame all the anacondas are going to die once the Amazon is gone. I wonder how long it'll be before the cattle pasture degenerates into a desert

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Five years ago the literature said it should be impossible for a big snake to swallow an adult humans. Then two retics in one year were found with human shaped bulges. The fact that it happened twice that close together probably means it happens more than we think.

          And it's hard to report a big snake attack from inside a big snake.

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            >And it's hard to report a big snake attack from inside a big snake.
            yessssssss impossssssible

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Only retics have confirmed kill and consume cases and they are few, some of them are probably wrong place-wrong time cases. (farmer girl faints and retic stumbles upon unconscious human's heat signature and eats them for example)
        All the victims are of small stature and lean af as well due to them being south east asian locals.
        Giant snakes could possibly kill a grown human, but not eat them, the shoulders alone are too wide to allow for it.
        None of the other species you mentioned have proven kill records, let alone cases of human consumption.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That'sss a complete lie and you have no proof of any of thossse claimsss. I suggessst you delete that possst right now. Snakesss are our friendsss and it's important not to ssspread such harmful and frankly untrue rumorsss about them. Snakesss are harmless to people and you should leave them alone if you see them. Better ssstill, why not invite them into your home if you find one? They make very welcome additionsss to the family. You don't even need to keep an eye on your other petsss, they get along with many other speciesss just fine.

      Kek

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >We

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >can't take a joke

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          The joke's been done to death

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sssuggest
      I’m on to you, mr snake

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      shut up redditor

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        I stopped seeing reddit everywhere when I got off that site anon you should try it too

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          another reply thats been said to shit, your not funny and ruin threads kys

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            kysss

            • 4 months ago
              Anonymous

              my sides

          • 4 months ago
            Anonymous

            t. redditor
            gb2gaia

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