Wtf happened to my gagtus?

Wtf happened to my gagtus?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why TF is this thread up for so long? Cacti aren't animals??

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's Animals & NATURE you silly billy

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        oh
        carry on then

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You used it for prostate stimulation a little too vigorously...

    Now just look at it, leaking anal fluid and all floppy and broken.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      why is nature so obsessed

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bro wtf why does ur calctus look like a garloid?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      he gave it tap water

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Uhm.. bros? How do we compete

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >all natural vibrator, with wombpunch function.
      did the japs invent this?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a mollusc?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        yeah, it looks like some kind of razor clam

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Cool, reminds me of a cone snail (sorry I took so long to reply, I was sleeping)

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I love how this little homie just just bumps his snout into the ground and waits a little before realising he can't really burrow there
      >*bump*
      >...
      >oh, a solid rock...
      >back to the searching then

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        You should make money on yt by voice dubbing nature videos

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >have only two limbs
      Why even live?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        He took the snek pill.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Looks delicious

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Overwatered. Cacti aren't able to reject water when they have enough like most plants can, if they get too much the insides turn into mush.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    NNN

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    me after i finish with your sister

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The same fate that awaits all coomers

  12. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >failed on day 9

  13. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    put a sexy cactus near it so it gets up again

  14. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    you over watered it, or let it stay outside when it froze.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can i still save it?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Probably not.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        water it with viagra

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Best case is let it try out and take a cutting of the growing tip.

  15. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Premature ejaculation. It happens, nothing to be ashamed of

  16. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    He had information that could leas to the arrest of Hillary

  17. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    nerve gas

  18. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    ED

  19. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    flaccid

  20. 5 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate being a mammal sometimes

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does anyone else find undulating fleshy tubes very erotic?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why does God enjoy creating such penis-like organisms? Is God a shitposter?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      how did you get a footage of my garloid?

  21. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You gonna eat that?

  22. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    cummed

  23. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    depression

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