Would you burn/fumigate a beehive if it would potentially piss off someone you dislike?

Would you burn/fumigate a beehive if it would potentially piss off someone you dislike?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, there's a thousand or so better ways to get at somebody that doesn't involve hurting an insect that I enjoy.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No. Pissing off someone I merely dislike isn't a good reason to do things, barring exceptional circumstances.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It is a crime in most stated to destroy a honeybee hive , even a wild one. The state apiarist will investigate and has arrest power's.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'll use gloves, they won't be able to tell.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I think you under estimate how hard it is to kill a colony of bee's and gloves wont help. They will find you in the ER with 300 stings. There are about 25K to 50K bee's in a hive and although they seem calm on beekeeping video's that is only because beekeepers are trained to not piss them off.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >dress up as bee
          >give them gasoline filled candies
          >set up time activated match
          >go back home and rehearse my alibi
          problem?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You wanna destroy a hive? Varroa mites. That's the secret. You put some of those in the hive and anyone inspecting it will just assume the hive died of natural causes. The perfect bee-crime.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              How can I purchase some of these "mites" without being put in a list?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                D'unno about buying them but you can likely find them somewhere or other. Be resourceful anon, let your hate drive you. One route might be looking into local beekeepers who're dealing with them and helping out or saying you want the bits they're cleaning out for your microscopy work.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I remember the hive wars as told on Wauf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What kind of bees? If honey bees or bumble bees, frick no.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm not a moron so no.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but I would cultivate and hide one for that reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No one gets angry at bees existing, but tree huggers get angry when bees die. You see where I'm going?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, but must the bees suffer? If you wanna piss off a tree hugger just go dump oil all over his Prius or something. Do it in a way that's reversible, anyways. Can't undead the bees.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          New bees are made every day.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Go fight them instead of doing some passive aggressive b***h shit like this

        What a fricking pussy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Treehuggers get upset at people keeping bees too. They're too fricking stupid to realize that you can't actually enslave bees and that they'll up and frick off if they don't like the setup you've given them.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, hell. Straight there, burning in the molten lake of fire.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Hell isn’t real bro

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Based

          Hell isn’t real bro

          israelite

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

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