Would you burn/fumigate a beehive if it would potentially piss off someone you dislike? Posted on August 9, 2022 by Anonymous Would you burn/fumigate a beehive if it would potentially piss off someone you dislike?
No, there's a thousand or so better ways to get at somebody that doesn't involve hurting an insect that I enjoy.
No. Pissing off someone I merely dislike isn't a good reason to do things, barring exceptional circumstances.
It is a crime in most stated to destroy a honeybee hive , even a wild one. The state apiarist will investigate and has arrest power's.
I'll use gloves, they won't be able to tell.
I think you under estimate how hard it is to kill a colony of bee's and gloves wont help. They will find you in the ER with 300 stings. There are about 25K to 50K bee's in a hive and although they seem calm on beekeeping video's that is only because beekeepers are trained to not piss them off.
>dress up as bee
>give them gasoline filled candies
>set up time activated match
>go back home and rehearse my alibi
You wanna destroy a hive? Varroa mites. That's the secret. You put some of those in the hive and anyone inspecting it will just assume the hive died of natural causes. The perfect bee-crime.
How can I purchase some of these "mites" without being put in a list?
D'unno about buying them but you can likely find them somewhere or other. Be resourceful anon, let your hate drive you. One route might be looking into local beekeepers who're dealing with them and helping out or saying you want the bits they're cleaning out for your microscopy work.
I remember the hive wars as told on Wauf
What kind of bees? If honey bees or bumble bees, fuck no.
I'm not a retard so no.
No but I would cultivate and hide one for that reason
No one gets angry at bees existing, but tree huggers get angry when bees die. You see where I'm going?
Yeah, but must the bees suffer? If you wanna piss off a tree hugger just go dump oil all over his Prius or something. Do it in a way that's reversible, anyways. Can't undead the bees.
New bees are made every day.
Go fight them instead of doing some passive aggressive bitch shit like this
What a fucking pussy
Treehuggers get upset at people keeping bees too. They're too fucking stupid to realize that you can't actually enslave bees and that they'll up and fuck off if they don't like the setup you've given them.
Yeah, hell. Straight there, burning in the molten lake of fire.
Hell isn’t real bro