Would it be dangerous to allow people to keep deer as pets?

Would it be dangerous to allow people to keep deer as pets?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    A domestic deer would not be raised in the wild, but around humans. Your average buck being "deadly as frick" is irrelevant. You're looking at literal wild specimens and I bet 99% of the times its a male (i.e. horns) too. The risks would drastically go down if it was a Doe raised by Humans from Fawnhood. Even unsocialized dogs and horses will fricking kill you or try to. Additionally anyone not a weak b***h should be able to grapple down a Doe

    Buck breaking

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Id rather have a pet whitetail then a Pitbull.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It would be dangerous to the human race because people would entirely stop breeding with each other

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    reindeer make okay outdoor pets and muntjac are only slightly more demanding than dogs. Idk about whitetail deer though seems like it would invite a lot of nonsense. I've had enough issues with people trying to poach my livestock and call it hunting, I can't imagine how they'd try with whitetail deer.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why do you want an extra moronic forest cow in your house

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      For a companion and for that doe butt

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Buck breaking

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If women can own pitbulls I should be allowed one deer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      well... well... I can't find a flaw here.
      Yeah. If morons can own dogs bred for bull baiting and blood sports, I should be allowed to have a pet bambi.
      I mean there's reindeer, but white tails are so beautiful.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Any dog or dog+ sized animal can inflict harm on you if it feels like it needs to fight for its life. I think an agitated Horse is way more dangerous than any Doe.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          About 6 people are killed by deer every year. That's far, far fewer than any other animal. Yes, the potential for harm is there, but they weight like 100lbs in the south. I'm not seeing a real deal breaker for pet deer.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i don't see why it would, maybe don't keep em inside though
    you know like horses need space to move around, so do deers

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the sex

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw no deer wife

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      frick off /k/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do you do what you do, deersex anon

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Because deer are sexy duh

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Not too much more dangerous than a horse or bovine. Just make sure to selective breeding them to be gentle.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if it doesn't have big antlers to gore you, it surely can't be any different than having a great dane or mastiff.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Deer can kill you easily with their sharp hooves and antlers, even white tailed deer are dangerous to a degree. Also they carry disease and parasites. I love deer and they are the cutest mammals in my opinion but they will never make good pets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Dogs can also kill you with their teeth.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Dogs are domesticated and deer are not. If you raise them both in your home you're still way more likely to be attacked by the deer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I think deer are way less likely to attack you than a pit bull.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You're a moron if you genuinely believe this.
            Pitbulls are still domesticated. Deer are not. Deer are wild. Even if you raise it, a deer in your home will frick you up.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              >t. Europoor that has never seen deer before

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This b***h has sharp hooves and will unironically disembowel you if you trap her in a home.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They don't and won't? Fricking europoors

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They do and will. Fricking braindead morons.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                have a nice day /in/cel

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Hunter here, yes they fricking do. A cornered deer, even a doe, can and will frick you up if your not carful. Just because they're prey doesn't mean they're helpless.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That's because you're a woman and your "hunting" expertise is watching your dad.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                nothing a little rope and some caribbeaners can't fix.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >This b***h has sharp hooves and will unironically disemb- ACK!

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Dogs are domesticated and deer are not. If you raise them both in your home you're still way more likely to be attacked by the deer

              https://i.imgur.com/hdKQylR.png

              Deer can kill you easily with their sharp hooves and antlers, even white tailed deer are dangerous to a degree. Also they carry disease and parasites. I love deer and they are the cutest mammals in my opinion but they will never make good pets.

              https://i.imgur.com/Xxb76qU.jpg

              This b***h has sharp hooves and will unironically disembowel you if you trap her in a home.

              They do and will. Fricking braindead morons.

              Bro are you like a gnome or something. No one over 6ft should fear a doe, especially one raised from fawnhood.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                It's a woman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i mean wolves are probably more dangerous than deer,yet we still made them into dogs, so why wouldn't we be able to domesticate deer given some time

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My guess is that they're too dumb and not meaty enough to be worth domesticating?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Deer are very meaty, enough to feed a family for at least a month or two.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are already ranches raising deer for meat right now. Granted, they are still a niche product; deer get you less meat than say a cow or pig, and need higher fences to hold them, but the domestication process is well under way at this point.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Any sources on this?
            I'm not being an butthole, but I am actually interested if there's named lines and a very process going on. I know Texas longhorns have named lines and a purebred listing, and wonder how the deer thing mirrors this.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              The North American Deer Farmers Association would be the place to start looking into that. There is also the North American Deer Registry, which, well registers pedigrees for farmed deer.

              https://nadefa.org/

              https://nadeerregistry.com/

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A pet one isn’t going to have disease and parasites

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Even if I pozz it's buck hole?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Yes.
    Deer have not been domesticated to be pets.
    Some lines have been heading towards livestock territory but that is nowhere near 'pet'.
    It's like when you see those tards who keep foxes or macaws in their homes. Their care requirements are too vast and complicated to be met by someone with a lot if land and money to spare, LET ALONE WITHIN SOMEONE'S HOUSE.
    If someone has a large wild animal, any large wild animal, in their home, it is being neglected. Even if their intentions are pure, large wild animals do not make even half-decent pets.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Test

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/e5HKcwF.jpg

      Would it be dangerous to allow people to keep deer as pets?

      I've been told of a neighbor that years ago had a deer as a pet. It was an abandoned baby so they took it home and raised it. After it big they let it go into the forest but it kept coming back. They would tie a bow around its neck for hunting season so the hunters wouldn't shoot it. They raised it like that for years, and I don't remember the end of the story but I'm sure it just didn't show up one year and they said it ran off in a pack.

      I agree that you can't keep one as an indoor pet, but letting it go and caring for it like the story I mentioned I see no problem with.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        When I was a kid my grandma's neighbor did the same thing, found a baby with its mother which had been hit and killed by a car so he took it home. Her name was Flower and she had a little collar and would come up to you to be pet. Usually she just wandered around outside but once I left the back door of my grandma's house open and she followed me in much to my grandma's chagrin. I'm not sure if the deer was house trained or not, probably not. Not sure what happened to it, eventually it just didn't come home one day.

        There are already ranches raising deer for meat right now. Granted, they are still a niche product; deer get you less meat than say a cow or pig, and need higher fences to hold them, but the domestication process is well under way at this point.

        There's a domestic elk farm about an hour away from me. I'm not sure how successful they are with keeping the elk in their pasture but I always see their herd hanging out in the field and their jerky is pretty damn good so it seems to be going well.

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