Worst way to die in the animal kingdom

Nature can be pretty brutal so, predation or otherwise - What does anon think is the worst way to meet your end?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    getting abducted by a closeted gay man brutally sodomized and then dissolved in a barrel of acid

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Definitely shark attack by modest swarm of modest size sharks. Takes forever to have to most painful death imaginable.

    Maybe getting spine broken by bear and then eaten alive by its cubs. But that takes some shit luck

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I guess if spine broken you don’t feel pain? Bear attack probably results in rapid shock and blood loss anyways. Bad idea scratch that

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    dying of loneliness

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Swarm of flesh eating March Flies.
    God dammit, getting hundreds of these while camping in the middle of nowhere in the Gascoyne around Octoberish is a hell I cannot recommend less. For the love of God do not go to NW Aus during sept - jan, it is pure hellish.
    These things were swarming and killing rats I swear.

    Australia, not even the fucking flies are safe. Fark me.

    I am just starting to appreciate the hell abos dealt with here daily.
    No wonder they didn't invent shit when you're too worry about a fly biting your asshole. You've got:
    >a deadly snake or spider in the bush,
    >sharks, crocs and deadly jellyfish in the water,
    >a lack of water,
    >poisonous food everywhere (including the animals that have eaten the food - especially mackerel and roos),
    >poisonous AND venomous plants,
    >45C in summer,
    >algae problems in water that you do manage to find (assuming it's not just a salt lake like most fucking lakes in this area),
    >bushfires and trees that actively encourage them with fuel,
    >sporadic flash floods when it finally does fucking rain,
    >plagues of locusts and other bugs, many probably bite people,
    >Eagles large enough to kill roos and attack people (they still attack gliders to this day),
    >rocks made of fucking asbestos and radioactive materials,
    >mosquitos, disease,
    >AND these motherfucking flesh eating flies.

    I don't think a single race of humans ever dealt with the shit the people of this country deal with. Half that crap you can't even see coming because it's too small or smallish and well camo'd or just the weather itself.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask /jp/, japs know how to torture animals

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Them and the chinks are in the running for animal cruelty awards. Pajeets aren't far behind in 3rd.

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being cast into the tick orb.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I wonder how that anon is doing

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >thousand years of pain

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    give me one valid reason why parasites shouldn't go extinct

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Because what they do works

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting mauled by pibble

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting eaten alive by bullet ants?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAHHHHH WHY DOES IT JUST GO BACK IN

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        probably have next there

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          *nest

          botfly seems nasty

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That wasp that sedates spiders, lays eggs inside of them, and lets the spider go STILL ALIVE and then her babies eat the spider alive when they wake up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's the vast majority of wasp species, anon.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      hot

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Every whale, dolphin and other aquatic mammal that escapes violent death eventually faces a choice between dying by drowning or dying from dehydration and exposure stranded on a beach.

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being eaten alive by another animal, suffering from a prolonged and painful illness, being caught in a trap or net, or drowning.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there any non-horrible way to die in the animal kingdom?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      no thats why getting killed by a hunter would actually be a gifted death compared to their other options.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      now that i think about it.. freezing to death.. or slow blood loss. dehydrating while probably not great is better than a lot of alternatives.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Dehydration actually really sucks due to all the painful muscle spasms and convulsions you get when your body starts shutting down from it

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      having your skull crushed or your neck snapped by a jaguar probably isn't too bad as far as animal kingdom deaths go. I can't really think of anything else that can offer a clean kill.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        While having your skull crushed or your neck snapped by a jaguar may not be the most pleasant way to die, there are definitely worse ways to go in the animal kingdom. For example, being slowly devoured alive by ants or being slowly digested over the course of several days after being swallowed whole by a snake are both much more agonizing ways to die.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you die within minutes if not several seconds after being swallowed by anything; you either get crushed to death or asphyxiate. there is little to zero oxygen in the throat or stomach.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let the vore fetishist dream.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is not always the case. If you are swallowed by something large enough, you may be able to survive for a short period of time. There have been reports of people surviving after being swallowed by large animals.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              whales spitting people out after like 10 seconds =/= there being oxygen to breathe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Getting bodyslammed by a bird of prey, perhaps? If you die, you are good. If you aren't, it is going to be extremely painful

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        4UUUU

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Old age

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        i would rather get my neck ripped out by a lion than die of old age

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Falling off a Cliff
      >Random Organ Failure
      >Getting killed quickly by a predator
      >Getting stepped on by a larger animal
      >Eating enough of some poison plant/animal to die incredibly fast

  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting caught in a web and being eaten slowly by a big nasty looking spider

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being hunted by an Afican Wild Dog pack
    >Dogs are stamina runners that can keep a steady and fast pace
    >They work in relay so when the front dog tires, the one behind picks up the pace and takes its place
    >Chases often end with the exhausted prey desperately diving for safety in a body of water
    >Either drowns, gets eaten by a croc or crawls to shore where the dogs are waiting
    >Don't even bite the prey at the neck/throat to kill it quicker, they just rip it apart while it's still alive, prey is often standing with its organs hanging out
    >They do all this while doing an eerie high-pitched squeaky sound
    >80% hunt success rate, if they start chasing you it's basically over

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      There was a toddler who got dropped into a wild dog enclosure some years back by his parent who was standing him on the rails, and you can imagine what happened to him

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fucking what?

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being eaten/digested alive definitely

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      assholes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I see pelicans eating small birds and creatures all the time.
      It's way more common than people think.
      If they were larger they'd probably try small children too.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        imagine being a small bird and seeing that thing in front of you
        holy shit, terrifying

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are flies that lay eggs on toads, then the maggots crawl into their nostrils and eat its face off.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      wow that's nasty
      can toads not itch their face?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Toads don't have the best dexterity and the maggots latch on pretty tightly

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Free food grows near mouth
          >I quess I die

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dying from blood loss after your pet bed bugs have a million babies and they all suck you dry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blood loss is one of the least painful deaths

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Burning alive is supposedly the most painful way to die but I'm not sure how often that would actually happen in nature.
    Maybe starvation/dehydration? I heard that suffocation or drowning is very painful but then other people say it's peaceful so who knows. Getting slashed and bitten by a lion would be very painful but I imagine it would be over pretty quick.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      supposedly 3 billion animals died in those big australian bush fires we had a few years ago. lots of that is probably asphyxiation but there's no way a bunch of slow ass koalas didn't burn alive

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Being caught by a child, put in a jar and slowly dying of starvation in a puddle of your own shit and piss while the child occasionally shakes the jar and grabs you in his snot stained hands to smash your head against a GI Joe

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      true

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    These bastards

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Getting eaten by a mantis has to be up there

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Death by parasites eating you inside out.

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Epomis beetle, you're the frog.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >look it up
      >the thing slowly eats portions of the still alive frog
      >doesn't even finish it and just fucks off after the frog dies
      Absolutely based

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    From parasites/parasitoids. Most predators will at least usually give you a rather quick death, but a parasite infestation will slowly drain you until you die.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they die as proud mommies.
      Pic related strikes me as pretty awful, tho'.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I agree, debt-bondage is the worst way to die in the animal kingdom.

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    My dog got a turkey the other day. Watching it slowly die while being shaken around and ripped apart was pretty brutal. Yes, I did get it under control and finished the bird off quickly, but being chased down and eaten alive is pretty fucking bad.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cool story bro

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like having your insides melt from acid or venom while you're still alive just so a bug/spider can slurp it all out is pretty fucking horrific.

  30. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    getting swallowed whole is usually pretty quick since you run out of oxygen in a few minutes, right?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The getting swallowed part takes a long ass time, during which you are alive the whole time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      there can be a lot of weird variation like this seal is getting rasped open like tube of biscuits

  31. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cicada killer

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vU2N6gT.jpg

      From parasites/parasitoids. Most predators will at least usually give you a rather quick death, but a parasite infestation will slowly drain you until you die.

      I had a horrible dream of.... smothering...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cicada killer
      Need those in Aus... but also do not want.

  32. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    breaking you legs after a fall and dying of dehydration

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