Why would Paris Hilton of all people do this?

Why would Paris Hilton of all people do this?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't she go "I was only pretending to be retarded" at some point?

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Didn’t Hemsworth already try this sort of publicity stunt with the Tasmanian devils that were reintroduced to the mainland and nobody payed attention to his involvement

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    For publicity and money from morons.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >star in a porno
    >instead of playing victim and crying about use it to catapult your billion dollar personal brand

    paris hilton is based

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      pretty sure she had the billion dollar brand personal brand by virtue of being born into the billion dollar family brand.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Any good person who gets a hold of money stays up at night thinking about how they can use it to do the most amount of good in the least amount of time.

    Paris Hilton probably just thought it'd look cute in a purse.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >Any good person who gets a hold of money stays up at night thinking about how they can use it to do the most amount of good in the least amount of time

      Lmao

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Publicity stunt to catapult back to relevancy. Anybody who has looked into Thylacines beyond popsci articles would know it's not a viable cloning option atm. Their native habitat is still shit, not enough viable samples to take from nor much diversity in them, not any super close relatives to act as surrogates, large roaming predatory animal will have huge targets on their back, etc. Cloning extinct species can be done with things like shrews, mice, maybe frogs if they get around to it-- but those don't make big headlines like the popular dog-like thylacine so are not attractive "start ups" to washed up celebs.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >not any super close relatives to act as surrogates
      they're marsupials, just shove that shit in a koala.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    https://cryptidarchives.fandom.com/wiki/Dobsegna
    lol

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Dobsegna seems interesting but didn't the thylacines seem to go extinct when humans introduced dingos to the continent? Are there no wild dogs in New Guinea?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        There’s New Guinea singing dogs. The theory is the mountains are too rough for the dogs to live in but somehow I don’t buy that

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah, I don't imagine they'd really have that much difficulty. I could at least buy that it might be hard enough to navigate for the dogs that they wouldn't be as potent of predators(for any Thylacine that exist or existed) and that maybe the conditions make it harder to form a pack and thus another advantage dogs have over them would be lost. Look at the singing dogs too, from the wiki:
          >"Since 1956, New Guinea singing dogs have been obtained or sighted in the wild chiefly in mountainous terrain around the central segment of the New Guinea Highlands"
          and
          >"The reported habitat of the New Guinea singing dog consists of mountains and swampy mountain regions of Papua New Guinea at an altitude of 2,500 to 4,700 meters. The main vegetation zones are the mixed forest, beech and mossy forest, sub-alpine coniferous forest and alpine grassland."

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Hey, that's my site. I wrote that.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        you're a cool guy

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Thanks for making a Cryptid archive worth a damn

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Generally I'm for this, but this species would be lagging behind about 100 years of immune system evolution for diseases which have evolved in a world without them, so... curious to see if it's feasible for these to survive, even after the scientists succeed at the cloning process itself.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      If the process becomes possible I imagine any viable babies that are born would be kept in an insanely sterile environment until the process is perfected.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      why would that even matter or be relevant

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean all of the diseases that are specific to their species should be extinct or more adapted to other species now. Shouldn't be so bad.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    current face of the hilton family; do something many will immediately think of good/in the best interest of the earth. reap the rewards of increased social media engagement and stays at properties

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