Why were Allosauroids so flat?

What is the evolutionary purpose of being so narrow? Why haven't they gained some weight in a hundred million years?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is the allosaurus the british version of the hellosaurus

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      underrated.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Palaeoart reconstriction of an allosaurus

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >flat
    >narrow
    >massive
    pick one

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It just depends on the point of view. At OP's picture show, if you see her from the front, she looks flat and narrow. If you see her from the side, she's massive. I think the only way for her to look the same from all sides is her being spherical but I'm not going to find palaeoart of that because

      have a nice day degenerates

      scares me

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Let me incentivize you. If you dont post more fat dinosaurs and their feet, I'll kill you

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I can't say no to such compelling arguments.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    have a nice day degenerates

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    T. rex needed thick bones to carry its tick coat of feathers around

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because 3DPD was a mistake, and they knew this. Why do you think God killed the dinosaurs? Because allosauroids were close to achieving 2D perfection, and He couldn't stand it.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why haven't they gained some weight in a hundred million years
    Imagine feeding an allosauroid to bursting and making her so fat she can't move anymore haha she would be so pissed off and embarrassed hahaha

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine rubbing her feet until she coos to calm her down haha

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean until she roars, right?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          erm ackshually

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Here, look, there's actually palaeoart that supports my claims

            • 9 months ago
              Anonymous

              damn i guess that makes it canon
              she can roar as long as she doesnt eat me haha

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Dinosaurs cood like birds "experts" say
          >tons of modern day birds that roar
          Huh?

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're like reverse flounder. They're born flat but as they mature they reorient themselves in a vertical position.
    Nature is fricking magic.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    to better run between trees? i dunno, no one does.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wasn't their enviroment an arid shithole or did i get gaslit by documentaries

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >gaslit
        You mean you know frick all but won't admit to your own ignorance?
        You have a brain that functions right? So you can research, fact check and understand that documentaries often embellish or exaggerate things.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          I believe he meant "deceived or otherwise led into an inaccurate belief by being intentionally misled for one purpose or another" which is very much in-line with the term "gaslighting" you gigadoublesuperBlack person

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        morrison formation had a savannah like climate with wet and dry seasons, it wasn't a desert

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    speedmaxxing
    t-rex is a fat frick because its a grappler

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >grappler
      With those feet?

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    so they could camoflage themselves by laying flat on the forest floor, ready to ambush unsuspecting prey items.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek, plaicesaurus.

      to better run between trees? i dunno, no one does.

      Most likely this.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guess would be that it made them relativly agile and fast

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    rocks crushed them flat

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