Nah I'm a board tourist and I made one because I was cat sitting and wondering how many of you are irresponsible owners. Hate people who get pets and act like they are owned by them.
>he's a catfag! >he's a huskyfag! >he's a colliefag! >he's a paleontologist! >toxo! >dogfucker! >he's a serb! >he's a croat! >he's snapshot and the dog fucker! THE dog fucker! >no! toxo falseflag!
You all try so hard to connect the dots, but you never figure it out.
All I have to do to be a different person is just copy your typing style ok lady
>everyone is only a huskyfag for dogsbite.org crazy cat lady and the ~~*media*~~
toxo refers to cat person
huskyfag refers to every person
why are there so many huskyfag posts?
I'm insulted... HUSKOID fgt isn't even my best persona.
What about KILL ALL DOGS? I thought you liked that one.
[...]
[...]
>but, it gathers data from every state!
Amusing what you AIs come up with.
https://i.imgur.com/9WPIVUY.jpg
Your graphics in your taxonomyfail thread convinced me you're not a chatbot
which made me even more sad because I hate to think a person-
a fucking adult human-
could be that fucked up.
but schizophrenia is confusing and you're very confused. And angry about your confusion.
I had a dog like that once.
The best part is that wasn't even me. Try again, R2D2.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>oh someone post a source that makes the husky look bad. let me go pull a headcanon out of my ass to make my dog wife look not as bad.
too easy
5 months ago
Anonymous
But he always answered, "That is not my name."
Hee hee hee!
Maybe I have been abusing huskyfag too much, but it's just too easy because you always reply.
https://i.imgur.com/YzbR9Xg.jpg
>The best part is that wasn't even me
I track your vocab with math.
you have an esoteric compendium of paleojargon, and you use almost 1/3 of it incorrectly.
so you're pretty easy to ID by your use of terms improperly or untraditionally.
I particularly like "PREDATED ON" because that's one I introduced you to and then laughed every time you used it.
and you use it a lot.
any thoughts on historic Bayn Dzak and the dish faced dromeosaur? Bump your fucking threads man.
>Chatbot admits to being a chatmot >untraditionally
It will never not be funny.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>But he always answered >He
5 months ago
Anonymous
>It will never not be funny.
I started tracking your vocab years ago to filter you out in case I got a new schizo here
to be frank I still don't know if you're bugguy. You have similar vocab and the same fallacies, but he claimed a different flag
that's a problem so I started cataloging your words in case you pretend to shift again. I never did that with bugguy and I should have. Maybe one day I'll run the archives and do it.
I just assume you're him because of the rarity of your cognition. I've never seen it in real life and it's not something that I expect to ever see outside Wauf.
5 months ago
Anonymous
Don't leave your pond, kid. Some of you are fish. I'm a frog.
5 months ago
Anonymous
manic tonight huh?
same 3 questions as before
1. has a doctor ever told you you're schizophrenic?
2. do you have a history of head injury?
3. have you felt humiliated over the last couple days?
5 months ago
Anonymous
tell you waht manic schizo boy.
you live an hour and a half from me.
answer my questions and I'll let you fuck one of my girlfriends. I have a few. They're not great but they'll fuck you if I tell them to.
how about it?
5 months ago
Anonymous
>answer my questions and I'll let you fuck one of my girlfriends. I have a few. They're not great but they'll fuck you if I tell them to.
Please, leave those poor animals alone.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>Please, leave those poor animals alone.
they're all human.
some are hot and crazy
some are ugly and sane
you can pick. Just like in real life.
except I think women in real life don't fuck you, hot or ugly, crazy or sane.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>The best part is that wasn't even me
I track your vocab with math.
you have an esoteric compendium of paleojargon, and you use almost 1/3 of it incorrectly.
so you're pretty easy to ID by your use of terms improperly or untraditionally.
I particularly like "PREDATED ON" because that's one I introduced you to and then laughed every time you used it.
and you use it a lot.
any thoughts on historic Bayn Dzak and the dish faced dromeosaur? Bump your fucking threads man.
>All I have to do to be a different person is just copy your typing style ok lady
Paleontologist here
you copy my typing style every day for years
you never pass because you don't have my knowledge.
be well, schizo. Don't have a nice day or stop being fucking retarded for retardation's sake. We need our fucking retards to remind us of what humanity is without retardation.
>https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-sentenced-to-1-day-in-jail-for-shooting-neighbors-dog/69-2517f1c2-d889-4151-b3cc-6f74afb747a7
You're right. Makes more sense now
Hello friend. Please have this map. Green countries can not say they have valid opinions about animal rights and ethics until they are yellow to orange. Please consider this before you try and present your practices as representative of Europe as a whole.
[...] >you're digging ditches
He's a licensed building contractor, so yeah, he sort of is.
You have no idea how many felons are contractors and general blue collar fucks. About 3/4 of the US is "felony friendly" for low tier jobs. They're limited and pretty much banned from the upper class and legal firearms acquisition but they still walk among you.
https://www.mlive.com/news/2018/09/michigan_drops_felony_checkbox.html
someone should really require an IQ test to own huskies
i get that they're the next most popular dogs in the US after pitbulls but it seems these dogs are smarter than most non-autistic owners and will always get out unless you are a major autist who simultaneously worships and coddles their dog
If you count dogs using every ad for a puppy for sale/adoption, and ignore kennel club registries and adult dogs (because they can be re-adopted and registered as new dogs multiple times), the results look like what you actually see out on the streets after trekking from texas to michigan's UP.
labs > hounds > pitbulls > huskies > beagles > spaniels > autistic furfag dogs > every rich white/hispanic's first choice for an "expensive" purebred
rodents excluded
Outside of pitbulls, it gathers data from every breed from every state.
5 months ago
Anonymous
It's AKC registrations, because the AKC doesn't consider your dog its breed unless it came from a registered breeder.
5 months ago
Anonymous
and it gathers data from every state. better than most sources unless there's other which will never correlate to this
someone should really require an IQ test to own huskies
i get that they're the next most popular dogs in the US after pitbulls but it seems these dogs are smarter than most non-autistic owners and will always get out unless you are a major autist who simultaneously worships and coddles their dog
5 months ago
Anonymous
>it gathers AKC registrations (incomplete, economically biased data) from every state
I asked one person in every state if it was called soda or pop but only if they would give me $20. Me am science.
5 months ago
Anonymous
ITT: things that never happened
Like the anon above you said, take your meds
5 months ago
Anonymous
>pitbulls aren't the third most popular dog and actually they don't exist because the AKC operates in multiple states
if this is what passes for an expert source for you, if exactly one person with a degree in every state says something does it become scientific fact?
5 months ago
Anonymous
and it gathers data from every state. better than most sources unless there's other which will never correlate to this
[...]
Outside of pitbulls, it gathers data from every breed from every state.
it sucks but somehow people want damage to happen before considering it okay and then you got karens who will not accept it
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/dogs-shot-dead-farmer-after-6984851
Do you have any idea how much money a single sheep represents, and how fucking stupid you and your dog would have to be for your dog to end up in a fairly distant sheep farm without you within eyeshot pursuing it?
Totally justified. In other news someone in the US caught a felony and jailtime for shooting a husky for running towards backyard hobby chickens.
https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-charged-with-killing-dog-in-northern-kent-county/69-f2294af5-b577-4ec5-ae9b-2cbeda4e61e2
justice is just
and some people are more civilized than others
just stay the fuck away from anyone flying a confederate flag or refusing to wash their trucks. larp or retard, dangerous animal either way. they will shoot your kids for being on their porch.
depends. I had a buddy in school that killed a husky that was killing his prize rabbits. He went to court and won because he shot AFTER the animal had caused damage.
Also most of my county is national forest, and the feds will absolutely shoot a dog that's harassing wildlife or livestock.
law varies, but generally an animal that's even chasing an ungulate is going to die where I live. There aren't any ungulates in city limits though, and it's illegal to fire a gun in the city in most cases.
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/illinois/clinton-county-man-justice-dog-killed-neighbor-germantown-illinois/63-ca5117bc-1c16-46b6-a6c8-aec3ce6d2b64
it happens. law picks and choose like this case and officer will almost always get away
>officer will almost always get away
truth.
cops in my town took a dog up to the dump and shot it 5 times with their 9mm sidearms. The dog lived and the cops were never charged.
a citizen shot 2 dogs that were off leash in the same area and faced felony charges of animal cruelty which were eventually dismissed.
Hicks happen. Corruption happens. People lie. Lies are believed on a "I like him, and I aint NEVER seen you at church" basis.
In general you and your dog will be safe in sane situations if you stay the fuck away from anyone that's ever voted for donald trump. More intelligent people act more reasonably.
Sheep are extremely valuable and as smart as the dogs themselves. That's like a dog killing your dog, or horse, or cow - yes, kill it, it's fair. So is shooting a wolfdog or pitbull that is continuously getting out over and over again. We're talking about hicks who shoot dogs just for being there here, when we all know they weren't aggressive.
>In other news someone in the US caught a felony and jailtime
He only got 1 day.
1 day and a felony on your record is a lot for being a shit in a place where animal rights in general are a farce meant to distract from ag-gag laws. So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>hicks who shoot dogs just for being there here, when we all know they weren't aggressive.
again, the hicks have a sort of rule book
you don't just shoot the neighbor's dog for being loose, you gotta live around that neighbor and he's armed.
guns deal a swift justice, but they're also a threat to keep people on their best behavior.
5 months ago
Anonymous
it depends on the neighbor. If you're a known violent asshole it depends on if they're looking for a fight. If you're a whiny asshole who never does shit they're going to do whatever they can to watch you cry and feel like a badass because of it. If you show up at church every day, pay lip service and volunteer at the food bank they will try not to step on your toes.
They don't have morals, they're egoists out there that just pretend to have morals for the social advantage and convenient way to convince people they know what they're doing. It works in small towns. In larger ones where the relationships get more distant, "IF YA DO THAT AGAIN..." still ends in a felony on your record.
>So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
the secret to living with hicks is understanding THEY ALREADY WENT on that downward spiral.
They got nothing to lose.
Best look them in the eye and play fair, because their spiral doesn't go much lower.
There is no spiral on earth that's at its end until you're dead. If they wanted that, they would have shot themselves already.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>If you're a whiny asshole who never does shit they're going to do whatever they can to watch you cry
those guys don't last long > If they wanted that, they would have shot themselves already.
many have, more still will.
don't want to be on their bad side when they do.
almost a third of my graduating class has either killed themselves outright, OD'd, or died in a car accident drunk af.
but you can't watch your step too much around them unless you want to be the whiny asshole they don't respect.
meth and poverty produce weird results, but I guaranfuckingtee you those are the people that own the most pets and the worst ones.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
based on Wauf's typical users, i think this is guaranteed to happen immediately, not after they lose the kids and their job.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
the secret to living with hicks is understanding THEY ALREADY WENT on that downward spiral.
They got nothing to lose.
Best look them in the eye and play fair, because their spiral doesn't go much lower.
Sheep are extremely valuable and as smart as the dogs themselves. That's like a dog killing your dog, or horse, or cow - yes, kill it, it's fair. So is shooting a wolfdog or pitbull that is continuously getting out over and over again. We're talking about hicks who shoot dogs just for being there here, when we all know they weren't aggressive.
[...]
1 day and a felony on your record is a lot for being a shit in a place where animal rights in general are a farce meant to distract from ag-gag laws. So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
>you're digging ditches
He's a licensed building contractor, so yeah, he sort of is.
>He's a licensed building contractor, so yeah, he sort of is.
but not a licensed building contractor that can work on government contracts. Or most corporate contracts. He's stuck in the ass end of contracting, working for actual people. And they suck.
Fuck birds, they’re annoying and shit on everything. They’re the last remains of dinosaurs and cats are doing a good thing by helping to finish what the meteor started. Those soulless sky lizards need to die off.
There are no issues in actual countries, dude. He said so. Why are you so bad at reading? Cats are happier outside anyways, and the only birds they kill are pests.
>Then take them outside and then take them inside, like a responsible owner.
you might be surprised how much wildlife my dogs and cats manage to kill in my yard when they go out for a few minutes.
anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
true.
you won't though. I have a neighbor Karen that tried that and her traps kept getting stolen. People seem to get offended by it, and you have to live around those people.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
>Then take them outside and then take them inside, like a responsible owner.
you might be surprised how much wildlife my dogs and cats manage to kill in my yard when they go out for a few minutes.
anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
This is what happens when you're an irresponsible owner. keep your pets indoors
5 months ago
Anonymous
nah, in my town digging through garbage isn't destruction of property, while shooting a dog is destruction of property and several other gun crimes.
that person would be hunted down and their guns taken away.
different story if the dog was actually destroying something (chickens, pet rabbits, children) but otherwise that person would likely wind up in prison.
5 months ago
Anonymous
yes, yes, rage more impotently!
Do you know the full story behind that message? It was a wolf/dog mix and there were two of them. The owner kept promising that he would build a fence, but did not. People tolerated them until they began attacking other dogs and stalking children. One of them even lost an eye getting into fights with other neighborhood dogs, so someone made an excuse to legally remove them and sent that letter as a warning to reign in the second wolfdog.
In reality people were very patient and mature about it.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>"You, my friend, are a POS (piece of s**t) for one, not calling me to let me know, man to man, you shot my baby Saturday night," he wrote on Facebook.
So who lied?
5 months ago
Anonymous
The owner. He was a total fucking retard. Those wolfdogs were running loose for AGES and he kept saying "fence soon, ok". And then he got mad because he couldn't read the situation and suffered for it.
This guy is so retarded he named both of them after game of thrones. He basically killed a perfectly fine dog that could have been a great friend to a competent owner.
>people actually being forgiving and civilized over loose dogs
oh yeah, i forgot, that's how reality is outside of Wauf and a few isolated incidents with low IQ hicks. just like in reality no one is going to kill your outdoor cat on purpose unless they're a budding serial killer.
yeah when people act like Waufcels say they will >IF YOUR DOG IS OFF LEASH I WILL! KILL! IT! KILLLLL! >OUTDOOR CATS KILL BIRDS I WILL KILL THEM! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
https://kdvr.com/news/local/dog-shot-killed-by-neighbor-sedalia-man-arrested/
...they get arrested. He was charged with felony animal cruelty. But in this chad stricker case people were not just extremely reasonable, but reasonable to a fault. A repeat offender with a dog becoming increasingly feral is extremely serious business especially when he has two wolfdogs and still won't build a fucking fence. This is stuff that didn't make it into the sob stories. His dogs were known to be menacing random animals. Wolfdogs do that. Wolves naturally hunt and kill lesser canines.
5 months ago
Anonymous
I had a similar situation when I was poor and living in a trailer park. My neighbor had a wolf dog that was always getting loose and attacking other dogs.
we talked to him and he ended up surrendering the animal to be put down. Not all 'bad' owners are unreasonable either. It was a sad situation but the dude worked all day and couldn't care for the animal.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>people actually being forgiving and civilized over loose dogs
oh yeah, i forgot, that's how reality is outside of Wauf and a few isolated incidents with low IQ hicks. just like in reality no one is going to kill your outdoor cat on purpose unless they're a budding serial killer.
5 months ago
Anonymous
>in reality no one is going to kill your outdoor cat on purpose unless they're a budding serial killer.
I don't really get it. My town has a pound and an animal control officer
you guys actually don't have a designated dog and cat killing system in place? Sounds horrid.
5 months ago
Anonymous
If it makes you feel better I do have a similar true experience >my aggressive bichon got loose from my yard >spend half an hour hunting up and down the street calling the little dickwipe >walking by neighbor's yard, see something white laying in the grass >go in his yard (we're friends, I have permission) >stupid dog is laying there unconcious >His dog had ragdolled it >his dog can't get out the fence >meaning my dog went into his yard and attacked his dog >cost me $90 to get his bites cleaned up >not my neighbor's fault or the fault of his dog >my dog got loose and almost died for being an asshole
it happens. But then to me that's on the dog. They're going to escape sometimes, what they do after that is on them.
5 months ago
Anonymous
lol, hopefully he learned not to fuck with bigger dogs.
5 months ago
Anonymous
no, he died of old age but he never stopped trying to attack every dog he met. That poor fool was retarded and very angry.
>Cats are happier outside anyways
Then take them outside and then take them inside, like a responsible owner.
it's better than keeping them outside. dog and cat incidents because of outdoor incidents is a human issue
>anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
You can watch this guy slowly go from soulless NPC bugman hylic to impotent soi screeching in real time
My cat vill kill the sparrows and you vill cry about it. It's just nature. Survival of the fittest. Just like when chadskies destroy pitcels in dogfights.
>implying pitcels would even try to fight chadskies
pitcels instantly submit to the BHC, even if they're male, they flag their tails and beg to get knotted.
pitbulls have only ever attacked huskies when they were pitcucks trying to get revenge for a chadsky knotting their girl, and they always get a totally unrelated innocent dog. they're just that dumb i guess.
because outside of islands they have basically no chance of causing bird extinctions.
maybe if they were better at surviving and reproducing in the wild there'd be a problem, but as it stands they're just food for mesopredators themselves.
not true in places without mesopredators though. There you might want to wipe them out.
not my problem.
>ANOTHER cat seethe thread
why have there been so many this week? is it just one obsessed schizo?
Its birdfag and his larp of many colors
Nah I'm a board tourist and I made one because I was cat sitting and wondering how many of you are irresponsible owners. Hate people who get pets and act like they are owned by them.
Bots are stuck in a loop lmao
I offered him pussy, he turned it down
a bot wouldn't offer pussy and a human wouldn't turn it down
You enjoying your "animal discussion" this afternoon, Wauf?
my schizo is asexual or very afraid of vagine
got it.
I tried to warn them but they wouldn't listen.
look
don't lick that
All 2 of us
this bro tried so hard to be huskyfag and you guys actually fell for it, and now he said "chatbot" and you're falling for that one too
Have you seen one? They're great.
I actually love magpies, so fuck cats, unless there's one in the same room as me, in which case here kitty.
Why does the schizo catfag keep making these console war threads? Like the regular cat thread spam wasnt already bad enough
He's a huskyfag and in every thread.
>he's a catfag!
>he's a huskyfag!
>he's a colliefag!
>he's a paleontologist!
>toxo!
>dogfucker!
>he's a serb!
>he's a croat!
>he's snapshot and the dog fucker! THE dog fucker!
>no! toxo falseflag!
You all try so hard to connect the dots, but you never figure it out.
All I have to do to be a different person is just copy your typing style ok lady
take your meds, huskyfag
>everyone is only a huskyfag for dogsbite.org crazy cat lady and the ~~*media*~~
toxo refers to cat person
huskyfag refers to every person
why are there so many huskyfag posts?
>everyone is only a huskyfag schizo
Just you.
I'm insulted... HUSKOID fgt isn't even my best persona.
What about KILL ALL DOGS? I thought you liked that one.
>but, it gathers data from every state!
Amusing what you AIs come up with.
The best part is that wasn't even me. Try again, R2D2.
>oh someone post a source that makes the husky look bad. let me go pull a headcanon out of my ass to make my dog wife look not as bad.
too easy
But he always answered, "That is not my name."
Hee hee hee!
Maybe I have been abusing huskyfag too much, but it's just too easy because you always reply.
>Chatbot admits to being a chatmot
>untraditionally
It will never not be funny.
>But he always answered
>He
>It will never not be funny.
I started tracking your vocab years ago to filter you out in case I got a new schizo here
to be frank I still don't know if you're bugguy. You have similar vocab and the same fallacies, but he claimed a different flag
that's a problem so I started cataloging your words in case you pretend to shift again. I never did that with bugguy and I should have. Maybe one day I'll run the archives and do it.
I just assume you're him because of the rarity of your cognition. I've never seen it in real life and it's not something that I expect to ever see outside Wauf.
Don't leave your pond, kid. Some of you are fish. I'm a frog.
manic tonight huh?
same 3 questions as before
1. has a doctor ever told you you're schizophrenic?
2. do you have a history of head injury?
3. have you felt humiliated over the last couple days?
tell you waht manic schizo boy.
you live an hour and a half from me.
answer my questions and I'll let you fuck one of my girlfriends. I have a few. They're not great but they'll fuck you if I tell them to.
how about it?
>answer my questions and I'll let you fuck one of my girlfriends. I have a few. They're not great but they'll fuck you if I tell them to.
Please, leave those poor animals alone.
>Please, leave those poor animals alone.
they're all human.
some are hot and crazy
some are ugly and sane
you can pick. Just like in real life.
except I think women in real life don't fuck you, hot or ugly, crazy or sane.
>The best part is that wasn't even me
I track your vocab with math.
you have an esoteric compendium of paleojargon, and you use almost 1/3 of it incorrectly.
so you're pretty easy to ID by your use of terms improperly or untraditionally.
I particularly like "PREDATED ON" because that's one I introduced you to and then laughed every time you used it.
and you use it a lot.
any thoughts on historic Bayn Dzak and the dish faced dromeosaur? Bump your fucking threads man.
>All I have to do to be a different person is just copy your typing style ok lady
Paleontologist here
you copy my typing style every day for years
you never pass because you don't have my knowledge.
be well, schizo. Don't have a nice day or stop being fucking retarded for retardation's sake. We need our fucking retards to remind us of what humanity is without retardation.
I know you copy my typing style, chatbot. It's what you were programmed to do.
See?
Your graphics in your taxonomyfail thread convinced me you're not a chatbot
which made me even more sad because I hate to think a person-
a fucking adult human-
could be that fucked up.
but schizophrenia is confusing and you're very confused. And angry about your confusion.
I had a dog like that once.
>https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-sentenced-to-1-day-in-jail-for-shooting-neighbors-dog/69-2517f1c2-d889-4151-b3cc-6f74afb747a7
You're right. Makes more sense now
>1 day for killing a husky
It's not ok, here in northern europe we have already started to take care of the problem, killing feral cats is completely legal here and encouraged.
Hello friend. Please have this map. Green countries can not say they have valid opinions about animal rights and ethics until they are yellow to orange. Please consider this before you try and present your practices as representative of Europe as a whole.
You have no idea how many felons are contractors and general blue collar fucks. About 3/4 of the US is "felony friendly" for low tier jobs. They're limited and pretty much banned from the upper class and legal firearms acquisition but they still walk among you.
https://www.mlive.com/news/2018/09/michigan_drops_felony_checkbox.html
>serbia legal
>croatia illegal
this explains a lot lately
>You have no idea how many felons are contractors
That's my point. Nothing changed for him
someone should really require an IQ test to own huskies
i get that they're the next most popular dogs in the US after pitbulls but it seems these dogs are smarter than most non-autistic owners and will always get out unless you are a major autist who simultaneously worships and coddles their dog
don't think so
If you count dogs using every ad for a puppy for sale/adoption, and ignore kennel club registries and adult dogs (because they can be re-adopted and registered as new dogs multiple times), the results look like what you actually see out on the streets after trekking from texas to michigan's UP.
labs > hounds > pitbulls > huskies > beagles > spaniels > autistic furfag dogs > every rich white/hispanic's first choice for an "expensive" purebred
rodents excluded
https://www.usatoday.com/picture-gallery/life/2021/06/28/the-50-most-popular-dog-breeds-in-america/45134329/
Don't think that's correct
>based on 2020 AKC registration statistics
Are most dogs AKC registered? No. Only expensive purebreds are.
According to the AKC, most pitbull breeds except for the AST don't even exist, they're just "mixed breed", including the APBT.
Outside of pitbulls, it gathers data from every breed from every state.
It's AKC registrations, because the AKC doesn't consider your dog its breed unless it came from a registered breeder.
and it gathers data from every state. better than most sources unless there's other which will never correlate to this
>it gathers AKC registrations (incomplete, economically biased data) from every state
I asked one person in every state if it was called soda or pop but only if they would give me $20. Me am science.
ITT: things that never happened
Like the anon above you said, take your meds
>pitbulls aren't the third most popular dog and actually they don't exist because the AKC operates in multiple states
if this is what passes for an expert source for you, if exactly one person with a degree in every state says something does it become scientific fact?
it sucks but somehow people want damage to happen before considering it okay and then you got karens who will not accept it
https://www.leicestermercury.co.uk/news/local-news/dogs-shot-dead-farmer-after-6984851
Do you have any idea how much money a single sheep represents, and how fucking stupid you and your dog would have to be for your dog to end up in a fairly distant sheep farm without you within eyeshot pursuing it?
Totally justified. In other news someone in the US caught a felony and jailtime for shooting a husky for running towards backyard hobby chickens.
https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/crime/man-charged-with-killing-dog-in-northern-kent-county/69-f2294af5-b577-4ec5-ae9b-2cbeda4e61e2
Amazing how justice is... just. Isn't it?
justice is just
and some people are more civilized than others
just stay the fuck away from anyone flying a confederate flag or refusing to wash their trucks. larp or retard, dangerous animal either way. they will shoot your kids for being on their porch.
depends. I had a buddy in school that killed a husky that was killing his prize rabbits. He went to court and won because he shot AFTER the animal had caused damage.
Also most of my county is national forest, and the feds will absolutely shoot a dog that's harassing wildlife or livestock.
law varies, but generally an animal that's even chasing an ungulate is going to die where I live. There aren't any ungulates in city limits though, and it's illegal to fire a gun in the city in most cases.
https://www.ksdk.com/article/news/local/illinois/clinton-county-man-justice-dog-killed-neighbor-germantown-illinois/63-ca5117bc-1c16-46b6-a6c8-aec3ce6d2b64
it happens. law picks and choose like this case and officer will almost always get away
>officer will almost always get away
truth.
cops in my town took a dog up to the dump and shot it 5 times with their 9mm sidearms. The dog lived and the cops were never charged.
a citizen shot 2 dogs that were off leash in the same area and faced felony charges of animal cruelty which were eventually dismissed.
cops get a pass.
Hicks happen. Corruption happens. People lie. Lies are believed on a "I like him, and I aint NEVER seen you at church" basis.
In general you and your dog will be safe in sane situations if you stay the fuck away from anyone that's ever voted for donald trump. More intelligent people act more reasonably.
>More intelligent people act more reasonably.
false dichotomy. All the hicks in my town own guns, and most of them voted for biden.
you gotta account for the rural 1/3 of democrats that own guns and will shoot a dog chasing sheep. We'll shed a tear, but we won't miss.
Sheep are extremely valuable and as smart as the dogs themselves. That's like a dog killing your dog, or horse, or cow - yes, kill it, it's fair. So is shooting a wolfdog or pitbull that is continuously getting out over and over again. We're talking about hicks who shoot dogs just for being there here, when we all know they weren't aggressive.
1 day and a felony on your record is a lot for being a shit in a place where animal rights in general are a farce meant to distract from ag-gag laws. So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
>hicks who shoot dogs just for being there here, when we all know they weren't aggressive.
again, the hicks have a sort of rule book
you don't just shoot the neighbor's dog for being loose, you gotta live around that neighbor and he's armed.
guns deal a swift justice, but they're also a threat to keep people on their best behavior.
it depends on the neighbor. If you're a known violent asshole it depends on if they're looking for a fight. If you're a whiny asshole who never does shit they're going to do whatever they can to watch you cry and feel like a badass because of it. If you show up at church every day, pay lip service and volunteer at the food bank they will try not to step on your toes.
They don't have morals, they're egoists out there that just pretend to have morals for the social advantage and convenient way to convince people they know what they're doing. It works in small towns. In larger ones where the relationships get more distant, "IF YA DO THAT AGAIN..." still ends in a felony on your record.
There is no spiral on earth that's at its end until you're dead. If they wanted that, they would have shot themselves already.
>If you're a whiny asshole who never does shit they're going to do whatever they can to watch you cry
those guys don't last long
> If they wanted that, they would have shot themselves already.
many have, more still will.
don't want to be on their bad side when they do.
almost a third of my graduating class has either killed themselves outright, OD'd, or died in a car accident drunk af.
but you can't watch your step too much around them unless you want to be the whiny asshole they don't respect.
meth and poverty produce weird results, but I guaranfuckingtee you those are the people that own the most pets and the worst ones.
>if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
based on Wauf's typical users, i think this is guaranteed to happen immediately, not after they lose the kids and their job.
>So is the part where if your neighbor ever goes into a downwards spiral, you're their first target.
the secret to living with hicks is understanding THEY ALREADY WENT on that downward spiral.
They got nothing to lose.
Best look them in the eye and play fair, because their spiral doesn't go much lower.
>In other news someone in the US caught a felony and jailtime
He only got 1 day.
a felony in the US is a lifetime problem given almost half of our workers are employed directly or indirectly by the governments.
you're digging ditches or flipping burgers, and even those jobs are hard to find for a felon.
>you're digging ditches
He's a licensed building contractor, so yeah, he sort of is.
>He's a licensed building contractor, so yeah, he sort of is.
but not a licensed building contractor that can work on government contracts. Or most corporate contracts. He's stuck in the ass end of contracting, working for actual people. And they suck.
where did you get this info?
I double clicked on the guy's name and then right clicked. Then I went down to the option "search in google". Hope that helps.
Fuck birds, they’re annoying and shit on everything. They’re the last remains of dinosaurs and cats are doing a good thing by helping to finish what the meteor started. Those soulless sky lizards need to die off.
no one says it's okay though. dogs do the same
Neither animal matters in actual countries*
*australia and the smaller version of australia are not actual countries.
>inb4 emu seethe
just keep dogs and cats inside and there will be no issues.
There are no issues in actual countries, dude. He said so. Why are you so bad at reading? Cats are happier outside anyways, and the only birds they kill are pests.
Because pets should be kept inside. Dog or Cat
>Cats are happier outside anyways
Then take them outside and then take them inside, like a responsible owner.
>just walk your dog bro
Nobody does this. Cats are hunters, they don't want to be followed or domesticated outdoors.
it's better than keeping them outside. dog and cat incidents because of outdoor incidents is a human issue
>Then take them outside and then take them inside, like a responsible owner.
you might be surprised how much wildlife my dogs and cats manage to kill in my yard when they go out for a few minutes.
anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
>anyways, fuck you. You don't get to decide what other people do. Stupid little fascist.
You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
>You don't get to decide if I catch your "outdoor cat" in a cage trap and keep it for myself either.
true.
you won't though. I have a neighbor Karen that tried that and her traps kept getting stolen. People seem to get offended by it, and you have to live around those people.
This is what happens when you're an irresponsible owner. keep your pets indoors
nah, in my town digging through garbage isn't destruction of property, while shooting a dog is destruction of property and several other gun crimes.
that person would be hunted down and their guns taken away.
different story if the dog was actually destroying something (chickens, pet rabbits, children) but otherwise that person would likely wind up in prison.
yes, yes, rage more impotently!
Do you know the full story behind that message? It was a wolf/dog mix and there were two of them. The owner kept promising that he would build a fence, but did not. People tolerated them until they began attacking other dogs and stalking children. One of them even lost an eye getting into fights with other neighborhood dogs, so someone made an excuse to legally remove them and sent that letter as a warning to reign in the second wolfdog.
In reality people were very patient and mature about it.
>"You, my friend, are a POS (piece of s**t) for one, not calling me to let me know, man to man, you shot my baby Saturday night," he wrote on Facebook.
So who lied?
The owner. He was a total fucking retard. Those wolfdogs were running loose for AGES and he kept saying "fence soon, ok". And then he got mad because he couldn't read the situation and suffered for it.
This guy is so retarded he named both of them after game of thrones. He basically killed a perfectly fine dog that could have been a great friend to a competent owner.
yeah when people act like Waufcels say they will
>IF YOUR DOG IS OFF LEASH I WILL! KILL! IT! KILLLLL!
>OUTDOOR CATS KILL BIRDS I WILL KILL THEM! KILL! KILL! KILL! KILL!
https://kdvr.com/news/local/dog-shot-killed-by-neighbor-sedalia-man-arrested/
...they get arrested. He was charged with felony animal cruelty. But in this chad stricker case people were not just extremely reasonable, but reasonable to a fault. A repeat offender with a dog becoming increasingly feral is extremely serious business especially when he has two wolfdogs and still won't build a fucking fence. This is stuff that didn't make it into the sob stories. His dogs were known to be menacing random animals. Wolfdogs do that. Wolves naturally hunt and kill lesser canines.
I had a similar situation when I was poor and living in a trailer park. My neighbor had a wolf dog that was always getting loose and attacking other dogs.
we talked to him and he ended up surrendering the animal to be put down. Not all 'bad' owners are unreasonable either. It was a sad situation but the dude worked all day and couldn't care for the animal.
>people actually being forgiving and civilized over loose dogs
oh yeah, i forgot, that's how reality is outside of Wauf and a few isolated incidents with low IQ hicks. just like in reality no one is going to kill your outdoor cat on purpose unless they're a budding serial killer.
>in reality no one is going to kill your outdoor cat on purpose unless they're a budding serial killer.
I don't really get it. My town has a pound and an animal control officer
you guys actually don't have a designated dog and cat killing system in place? Sounds horrid.
If it makes you feel better I do have a similar true experience
>my aggressive bichon got loose from my yard
>spend half an hour hunting up and down the street calling the little dickwipe
>walking by neighbor's yard, see something white laying in the grass
>go in his yard (we're friends, I have permission)
>stupid dog is laying there unconcious
>His dog had ragdolled it
>his dog can't get out the fence
>meaning my dog went into his yard and attacked his dog
>cost me $90 to get his bites cleaned up
>not my neighbor's fault or the fault of his dog
>my dog got loose and almost died for being an asshole
it happens. But then to me that's on the dog. They're going to escape sometimes, what they do after that is on them.
lol, hopefully he learned not to fuck with bigger dogs.
no, he died of old age but he never stopped trying to attack every dog he met. That poor fool was retarded and very angry.
do americans really?
You can watch this guy slowly go from soulless NPC bugman hylic to impotent soi screeching in real time
My cat vill kill the sparrows and you vill cry about it. It's just nature. Survival of the fittest. Just like when chadskies destroy pitcels in dogfights.
There's multiple anons
>implying pitcels would even try to fight chadskies
pitcels instantly submit to the BHC, even if they're male, they flag their tails and beg to get knotted.
pitbulls have only ever attacked huskies when they were pitcucks trying to get revenge for a chadsky knotting their girl, and they always get a totally unrelated innocent dog. they're just that dumb i guess.
Pretty sad that these dogs are so shit even huskies are alphas over them. Pit bull? More like pitiful.
But dogs don't do that
because outside of islands they have basically no chance of causing bird extinctions.
maybe if they were better at surviving and reproducing in the wild there'd be a problem, but as it stands they're just food for mesopredators themselves.
not true in places without mesopredators though. There you might want to wipe them out.
Brain worms