Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again? Posted on July 19, 2022 by Anonymous Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again?
Because if they did, I would eat them. All of them.
>Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again?
The average dinosaur wasn't much bigger than a medium sized dog.
So the answer is, some of them have.
This is not true I have no idea how this idea started.
do you really want to see massive piles of shit everywhere?
They can't fit the niche of large land predator anymore because mammals are better at it and drove pic related to extinction.
They tried but failed
Now there are too many large mammals filling that niche
lack of oxygen in the atmosphere and too much competition from other, stronger species to claim higher spots in the totem pole of evolution
motherfuckers tried it already, though
In most of the age of dinosaurs, oxygen levels were the same, or more often lower than today. Dinosaurs allready had a superior breatjing system. But birds have the most effecient breathing system we ever know to exist.
Those bitches got out competed by mammals
earth expanded and gravity increased
Mammalian life is a superior blueprint for successful organisms. Birds just have good lungs and brains, but they squandered them on everything else and still lay eggs and have shitty sorta-useful forelimbs at best like a bunch of suckers. Just wait until we steal their neuron density and neuron regeneration genes, then they’re really fucked.
It's a shame, mammals aside some few exceptions are extremely bland and ugly creatures. Theropods just have such an elegant and effective design. It's a wondrous base that's stayed beautiful for hundreds of millions of years. Just, flawless in aesthetic.
Birds are disgusting vermin and my dog kills the big ones my cat misses
They're not known as "the glanded species" for nothing. No non-mammal will ever be as gross as any mammal.
>probably the only REALLY gross ones
>always covered in some kind of oily slime
>probably semi-aquatic or an artificial creation
>just smell damn bad to us, due to relation with humans. humans instinctively recognize it as the smell of someone not bathing, chimps probably don't mind at all and we wouldn't either if we weren't related to them.
>extremely neutral smelling all the time
>clean themselves as best they can
>piss is pretty smelly though
>urine is nasty but animal itself is near odorless
>not just neutral, but often good smelling, unless they are using their fur as a vehicle to communicate found scents to the pack, an optional behavior
>communal groomers, keep each other sleek and shiny
>females piss doesn't smell very strongly at all, males piss is nasty
>shit, piss, and cum out of one hole
>penis is a lymph filled water slide for semen and whatever gets washed out with it, stored curled up in said hole
>calcium-enclosed placenta and baby juice balls break open when their offspring mature, then they eat the bloody festering mess
>most feed their young exclusively by vomiting into their mouths, something less practiced in mammals
>"yeah but you uh, have breast milk. you can feed your young without getting shit everywhere or vomiting into their mouth. gross."
>Birds just have good lungs
>die from the tiniest amount of air pollution
He means they move oxygen around better.
Some very much did
Flying is a far better way to find food than moving a two-ton ass.
Because imagine a T.Rex sized cockatoo blasting eardrums out for miles.
With fuck farts and sarah get the rat no no milk in the cereal I hate fucking dogs tell Timmy he's got promoted I'm fired egg shit EGG SHIT EGG SHIT AND THE STOVE IS OFF JOHN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.
2,000 decibel screaming.
are you okay anon
Yeah man I'm just saying thank god these things aren't any bigger because then they'd be louder.
Haha I love cockatoos theyre such little bastards.