Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again?

Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again?

  1. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because if they did, I would eat them. All of them.

  2. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why dont birds become dinosaur sized again?
    The average dinosaur wasn't much bigger than a medium sized dog.
    So the answer is, some of them have.

    • 6 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is not true I have no idea how this idea started.

  3. 6 months ago
    Anonymous

    do you really want to see massive piles of shit everywhere?

  4. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They can't fit the niche of large land predator anymore because mammals are better at it and drove pic related to extinction.

  5. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    They tried but failed
    Now there are too many large mammals filling that niche

  6. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    lack of oxygen in the atmosphere and too much competition from other, stronger species to claim higher spots in the totem pole of evolution
    motherfuckers tried it already, though

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      In most of the age of dinosaurs, oxygen levels were the same, or more often lower than today. Dinosaurs allready had a superior breatjing system. But birds have the most effecient breathing system we ever know to exist.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Those bitches got out competed by mammals

  7. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    earth expanded and gravity increased

  8. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mammalian life is a superior blueprint for successful organisms. Birds just have good lungs and brains, but they squandered them on everything else and still lay eggs and have shitty sorta-useful forelimbs at best like a bunch of suckers. Just wait until we steal their neuron density and neuron regeneration genes, then they’re really fucked.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's a shame, mammals aside some few exceptions are extremely bland and ugly creatures. Theropods just have such an elegant and effective design. It's a wondrous base that's stayed beautiful for hundreds of millions of years. Just, flawless in aesthetic.

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birds are disgusting vermin and my dog kills the big ones my cat misses

        t. Mammal

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          >mammals
          >not disgusting
          They're not known as "the glanded species" for nothing. No non-mammal will ever be as gross as any mammal.

          • 7 months ago
            Anonymous

            >humans:
            >probably the only REALLY gross ones
            >always covered in some kind of oily slime
            >probably semi-aquatic or an artificial creation
            >primates:
            >just smell damn bad to us, due to relation with humans. humans instinctively recognize it as the smell of someone not bathing, chimps probably don't mind at all and we wouldn't either if we weren't related to them.
            >cats:
            >extremely neutral smelling all the time
            >clean themselves as best they can
            >piss is pretty smelly though
            >rodents:
            >urine is nasty but animal itself is near odorless
            >dogs:
            >not just neutral, but often good smelling, unless they are using their fur as a vehicle to communicate found scents to the pack, an optional behavior
            >communal groomers, keep each other sleek and shiny
            >females piss doesn't smell very strongly at all, males piss is nasty

            >meanwhile, birds
            >shit, piss, and cum out of one hole
            >penis is a lymph filled water slide for semen and whatever gets washed out with it, stored curled up in said hole
            >calcium-enclosed placenta and baby juice balls break open when their offspring mature, then they eat the bloody festering mess
            >most feed their young exclusively by vomiting into their mouths, something less practiced in mammals
            >"yeah but you uh, have breast milk. you can feed your young without getting shit everywhere or vomiting into their mouth. gross."

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Birds just have good lungs
      >die from the tiniest amount of air pollution

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        He means they move oxygen around better.

  9. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some very much did

  10. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    ummm?

  11. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Flying is a far better way to find food than moving a two-ton ass.

  12. 7 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because imagine a T.Rex sized cockatoo blasting eardrums out for miles.

    With fuck farts and sarah get the rat no no milk in the cereal I hate fucking dogs tell Timmy he's got promoted I'm fired egg shit EGG SHIT EGG SHIT AND THE STOVE IS OFF JOHN GOD FUCKING DAMMIT.

    And screaming.

    2,000 decibel screaming.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      are you okay anon

      • 7 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah man I'm just saying thank god these things aren't any bigger because then they'd be louder.

        • 7 months ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Meds. Now.

    • 7 months ago
      Anonymous

      Haha I love cockatoos theyre such little bastards.

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