Why dogs casually eat shit but cats obsessively trying to get rid of it?

Why dogs casually eat shit but cats obsessively trying to get rid of it?

  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dogs are smarter, some are better than the others, but cats love and trust is what you worked on. I think this is much better than being alpha

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically cats love you more if they see you show them affection. They need to learn and understand humans logic, but once they get it, they are better companions than dogs. They give a fuck about you in the most honest way, just treat them equally to own child

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      i used to petsit and cats always treated me exactly the same as their owner
      absolute brainless npcs and screens for their owners projection
      they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food
        Kid, I had 2 cats, every dog I know don't give a shit about their owners, cat just won't leave you alone

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          esl retard takes dont matter

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Destroyed hamburger Mutt

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              No one understands you Esl

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dogs are relaxed and confident with their owners. To a needy child trying to empathize it can seem like dogs love strangers more than their owner, but their owner is who they go to for safety and security. An old married couple isnt as flirty or “fun” either.

          Cats are either clingy to everyone they dont hate or not. They lack the brainpower to love just one person. They save those neurons for the more important skill of hating specific people.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    GUISE THE IP COUNT!!!!

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In before dog owners admit that they roll on the ground and cover themselves in shit and need be cleaned

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They never will because they're salty that convention wisdom is right.

      Dogs are unclean and unintelligent. Cats are clean and intelligent. Dogs are pests. Cats hunt pests.
      >Bbbbbut they dont hunt ENOUGH pests!

      also id put the OP dog down for killing a cat any day. useful animal > useless furfag fucktoy.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >double reply with seconds between post, multiple times
    >gets called out
    >has to be shittalked into replying
    LMAOING

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You are so histrionic right now that you think posts seconds apart are the same person. You are engaging in schizophrenic delusions because you were told that letting your cat outside is animal abuse.

      Well, if you were sane you wouldn't abuse animals now would you?

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Aww what's with the silence, did you get figured out there, bitch?
    Yeah that's what I thought

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Seriously buddy? One phone and a computer is all that's needed to avoid the (you)
      You must be relatively new here

      [...]
      What's the need to double reply?
      Why are you so psycho?

      Lmfao imagine being this histrionic over keeping your cat indoors so it doesn't die

      >someone didn't reply for 5 minutes its a conspiracy
      This is the level of thought you can expect from animal abusers

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Is being pro indoor cat being anti cat now? Are you that stupid? Do you literally worship animals?

    I am pro cat survival and anti dog.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cat is outside during the day, inside during the night. Perfect balance.
      Same for dogs but they have their dog house outside .
      People who lock their cats inside 24/7 are cancerous, same with people who just let their cats die outdoors at night because why not?
      And for fucks sakes, castrate the animal

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >People who lock their cats inside 24/7 are cancerous
        You're a shit owner and a terrible person. Get cancer and die.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Great! You admit defeat, I'm glad you can admit that much. Now put a gun in your mouth and squeeze.

          So you're just a retard then. These animals are not sapient. They are not intelligent by any measure. They don't know the difference. The most they can know is that if you let them outside they want to be outside again because they marked it as territory.

          Keeping them inside only benefits them and the world. If they are outside, they are pests. ESPECIALLY dogs. Thankfully, dogs can only eat my special sausages when they're outside and dogfags admit they dont care for their shitbeasts!

          I think you should be locked in a cage and thrown in the ocean
          Nah I take that back, your retard essence will contaminate the water.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Dicklet animal abuser resorts to murder fantasies when told to take care of dumb fucking animals properly
            They're cats and dogs, not chimps. They don't need a lot of space and they aren't smart enough to care. You're just shortening their lifespans and turning them into a public nuisance. I'd say I hope your cat climbs over the wrong fence and gets heemed by another animal so you learn your lesson, but you'd probably just abandon it and get another cat.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Lmao just realized what you are doing. Very funny bait, you had me going there lmao
              Seriously tho, drown yourself in caustic acid.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Sorry about your dick

                On the bright side it'll fit in your cat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://i.imgur.com/K8X2i0i.png

            Lmao just realized what you are doing. Very funny bait, you had me going there lmao
            Seriously tho, drown yourself in caustic acid.

            >when you're so retarded you btfo yourself

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Sorry about your dick

              On the bright side it'll fit in your cat

              What's the need to double reply?
              Why are you so psycho?

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                schizo gay
                get cancer and die

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Seriously buddy? One phone and a computer is all that's needed to avoid the (you)
                You must be relatively new here

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So you're just a retard then. These animals are not sapient. They are not intelligent by any measure. They don't know the difference. The most they can know is that if you let them outside they want to be outside again because they marked it as territory.

        Keeping them inside only benefits them and the world. If they are outside, they are pests. ESPECIALLY dogs. Thankfully, dogs can only eat my special sausages when they're outside and dogfags admit they dont care for their shitbeasts!

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Dog
    Eats shit, which gets rid of it
    >Cat
    Braindead attempt to bury shit, stirs dirt around with its paws

    Dont forget cats will vomit all over your house and just leave it to dry because "uh i felt sick even though literally nothing is wrong with me meow". Dogs are gigachads with superior digestives systems. Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%
      it also shortens the lifespan of most small wildlife in the neighborhood by 100%

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      dogs literally do the same time, sometimes they eat it up only to throw it back out 2 hours later making an even bigger mess as you have to locations to clean now

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If dogs are smarter than cats, then why stray dogs literally look like shit and die, and stray cats casually come to humans for food and pets?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because cats are a parasite that invades your neighborhood/home and uses your own maternal instincts to extort food out of you by looking like a human baby. Cats have no purpose or job, they have no utility outside of triggering a protective response out of females.
      There's also an actual brain parasite to go along with that, once it enters your brain you're even more likely to develop an attraction to cats making them the perfect parasite.
      Cats were never "domesticated" because you can't domesticate a parasite. Their relationship with humans is exploitative from the very start.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Every single retard who shit about brain parasite is a fucking meme. Toxoplasmosis is rare and comes with meat or from touching infected shit and then eating without cleaning hands. Stop spreading this bullshit, I have veterinarian next to me

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The statistics don't lie. I'm a veterinarian and I'll call you out on this every time. If you handle cat poop you're definitely infected so it's no wonder you're willing to defend every aspect of a cat's existence.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The statistics literally disagree with you

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Don't forget to wash your hands after handling cat poop. Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice

                And dogs don't? At least cats purposely stay away from shit and aren't explicitly attracted to it. Also not a problem if you clean the litter box every day like you're supposed to. Don't give me the "But I train my dog to stay away from it" because no one is buying that.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                I love when dogfags lie. ALL dogs roll in and eat shit. Period. ALL dogs. ALL DOGS. EAT. SHIT. PERIOD. Not up for debate. It's a fucking fact. They're disgusting and don't belong in cities and towns.

                "Oh but I found one sick, stressed, or old cat that shit outside the litterbox look" fucking dog fuckers lmfao

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                youre objectively wrong
                dogs can be completely disgustiting shit eating stinky shitters
                these dogs are always owned by disgusting stinky shitter people
                clean healthy dogs are owned by clean healthy people and are objectively nicer to be around than the cleanest healthiest cats because cats have a higher filth baseline where even the cleanliest catgay cant keep up with the filth
                it is just impossible to do
                ive literally never been to a cat person's house where id want to take of my shoes and eat a home cooked meal
                cats are too baseline filthy

                with dogs its more balanced because dogs have a cleaner baseline as long as their owner isnt a filthy pig
                ive.been to a few dog owner houses where i didnt find it too disgusting to eat their food

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Man just wait until you find out there are sewer lines filled with poop in every single city

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                not in india, that's what the DSS is for

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm a veterinarian
            No you're not

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so what, it's just toxo bitch. It makes you love your cat more, big deal...

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >the absolute state of catcucks

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                th-that's a love tumor, right?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Had cats all my life.
            Was tested for toxo recently, came out negative.

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              too bad you cant say the same for the hiv test

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >I have veterinarian next to me
          Your mother's ability to raise you does not imply that she is an animal doctor.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >comes with meat
          Which cats are directly responsible for. People who own cats shouldn't be allowed to work with food.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You are trying to reason with a psychotic cat torturer, dont waste your time on this sicko

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >keeping a brainless animal inside so it doesn't die
            >torture
            Anything else smartypants? Telling your shitbeast no when it bites children is animal abuse?

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              You should calm down before you suffer a heart attack there, ragepig
              Meow meow you will live to see the mass extinction of birds meow moew

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nice falseflag shitbeast fucker
                >Bark bark woof woof eat shit maul children

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          pregnant women cant even be close to cats because of the toxo, wtf are you talking about

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >t. toxoplasma gondii

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >No purpose
        >Literally has been employed by centuries to protect graineries from rodent and insect infestations
        >Keeps your house free of mice and insects
        >Actually does alert you to home intruders
        >Extremely beneficial

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Dogfags be like "cats dont kill ENOUGH rodents" like having even more rats is fine.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cats do none of these things
          ???

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        If you actually think that cats look like human infants, you're either legitimately retarded or are a xeno.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          this, cats are way cuter, human babies are disgusting. And no, I'm not baiting, I unironicaly dislike these cry boxes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      weak bait

      th-that's a love tumor, right?

      it fucks up human fetuses
      kys

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically, to be fair, both die to roadway lol

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

Your email address will not be published.