Unironically cats love you more if they see you show them affection. They need to learn and understand humans logic, but once they get it, they are better companions than dogs. They give a fuck about you in the most honest way, just treat them equally to own child
i used to petsit and cats always treated me exactly the same as their owner
absolute brainless npcs and screens for their owners projection
they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food
>they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food
Kid, I had 2 cats, every dog I know don't give a shit about their owners, cat just won't leave you alone
Dogs are relaxed and confident with their owners. To a needy child trying to empathize it can seem like dogs love strangers more than their owner, but their owner is who they go to for safety and security. An old married couple isnt as flirty or “fun” either.
Cats are either clingy to everyone they dont hate or not. They lack the brainpower to love just one person. They save those neurons for the more important skill of hating specific people.
You are so histrionic right now that you think posts seconds apart are the same person. You are engaging in schizophrenic delusions because you were told that letting your cat outside is animal abuse.
Well, if you were sane you wouldn't abuse animals now would you?
cat is outside during the day, inside during the night. Perfect balance.
Same for dogs but they have their dog house outside .
People who lock their cats inside 24/7 are cancerous, same with people who just let their cats die outdoors at night because why not?
And for fucks sakes, castrate the animal
Great! You admit defeat, I'm glad you can admit that much. Now put a gun in your mouth and squeeze.
So you're just a retard then. These animals are not sapient. They are not intelligent by any measure. They don't know the difference. The most they can know is that if you let them outside they want to be outside again because they marked it as territory.
Keeping them inside only benefits them and the world. If they are outside, they are pests. ESPECIALLY dogs. Thankfully, dogs can only eat my special sausages when they're outside and dogfags admit they dont care for their shitbeasts!
I think you should be locked in a cage and thrown in the ocean
Nah I take that back, your retard essence will contaminate the water.
>Dicklet animal abuser resorts to murder fantasies when told to take care of dumb fucking animals properly
They're cats and dogs, not chimps. They don't need a lot of space and they aren't smart enough to care. You're just shortening their lifespans and turning them into a public nuisance. I'd say I hope your cat climbs over the wrong fence and gets heemed by another animal so you learn your lesson, but you'd probably just abandon it and get another cat.
So you're just a retard then. These animals are not sapient. They are not intelligent by any measure. They don't know the difference. The most they can know is that if you let them outside they want to be outside again because they marked it as territory.
Keeping them inside only benefits them and the world. If they are outside, they are pests. ESPECIALLY dogs. Thankfully, dogs can only eat my special sausages when they're outside and dogfags admit they dont care for their shitbeasts!
>Dog
Eats shit, which gets rid of it >Cat
Braindead attempt to bury shit, stirs dirt around with its paws
Dont forget cats will vomit all over your house and just leave it to dry because "uh i felt sick even though literally nothing is wrong with me meow". Dogs are gigachads with superior digestives systems. Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%.
>Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%
it also shortens the lifespan of most small wildlife in the neighborhood by 100%
dogs literally do the same time, sometimes they eat it up only to throw it back out 2 hours later making an even bigger mess as you have to locations to clean now
Because cats are a parasite that invades your neighborhood/home and uses your own maternal instincts to extort food out of you by looking like a human baby. Cats have no purpose or job, they have no utility outside of triggering a protective response out of females.
There's also an actual brain parasite to go along with that, once it enters your brain you're even more likely to develop an attraction to cats making them the perfect parasite.
Cats were never "domesticated" because you can't domesticate a parasite. Their relationship with humans is exploitative from the very start.
Every single retard who shit about brain parasite is a fucking meme. Toxoplasmosis is rare and comes with meat or from touching infected shit and then eating without cleaning hands. Stop spreading this bullshit, I have veterinarian next to me
The statistics don't lie. I'm a veterinarian and I'll call you out on this every time. If you handle cat poop you're definitely infected so it's no wonder you're willing to defend every aspect of a cat's existence.
Don't forget to wash your hands after handling cat poop. Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice.
10 months ago
Anonymous
>Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice
And dogs don't? At least cats purposely stay away from shit and aren't explicitly attracted to it. Also not a problem if you clean the litter box every day like you're supposed to. Don't give me the "But I train my dog to stay away from it" because no one is buying that.
10 months ago
Anonymous
I love when dogfags lie. ALL dogs roll in and eat shit. Period. ALL dogs. ALL DOGS. EAT. SHIT. PERIOD. Not up for debate. It's a fucking fact. They're disgusting and don't belong in cities and towns.
"Oh but I found one sick, stressed, or old cat that shit outside the litterbox look" fucking dog fuckers lmfao
10 months ago
Anonymous
youre objectively wrong
dogs can be completely disgustiting shit eating stinky shitters
these dogs are always owned by disgusting stinky shitter people
clean healthy dogs are owned by clean healthy people and are objectively nicer to be around than the cleanest healthiest cats because cats have a higher filth baseline where even the cleanliest catgay cant keep up with the filth
it is just impossible to do
ive literally never been to a cat person's house where id want to take of my shoes and eat a home cooked meal
cats are too baseline filthy
with dogs its more balanced because dogs have a cleaner baseline as long as their owner isnt a filthy pig
ive.been to a few dog owner houses where i didnt find it too disgusting to eat their food
10 months ago
Anonymous
Man just wait until you find out there are sewer lines filled with poop in every single city
>keeping a brainless animal inside so it doesn't die >torture
Anything else smartypants? Telling your shitbeast no when it bites children is animal abuse?
>No purpose >Literally has been employed by centuries to protect graineries from rodent and insect infestations >Keeps your house free of mice and insects >Actually does alert you to home intruders >Extremely beneficial
Dogs are smarter, some are better than the others, but cats love and trust is what you worked on. I think this is much better than being alpha
Unironically cats love you more if they see you show them affection. They need to learn and understand humans logic, but once they get it, they are better companions than dogs. They give a fuck about you in the most honest way, just treat them equally to own child
i used to petsit and cats always treated me exactly the same as their owner
absolute brainless npcs and screens for their owners projection
they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food
>they literally dont notice or care as long as there is food
Kid, I had 2 cats, every dog I know don't give a shit about their owners, cat just won't leave you alone
esl retard takes dont matter
Destroyed hamburger Mutt
No one understands you Esl
Dogs are relaxed and confident with their owners. To a needy child trying to empathize it can seem like dogs love strangers more than their owner, but their owner is who they go to for safety and security. An old married couple isnt as flirty or “fun” either.
Cats are either clingy to everyone they dont hate or not. They lack the brainpower to love just one person. They save those neurons for the more important skill of hating specific people.
GUISE THE IP COUNT!!!!
In before dog owners admit that they roll on the ground and cover themselves in shit and need be cleaned
They never will because they're salty that convention wisdom is right.
Dogs are unclean and unintelligent. Cats are clean and intelligent. Dogs are pests. Cats hunt pests.
>Bbbbbut they dont hunt ENOUGH pests!
also id put the OP dog down for killing a cat any day. useful animal > useless furfag fucktoy.
>double reply with seconds between post, multiple times
>gets called out
>has to be shittalked into replying
LMAOING
You are so histrionic right now that you think posts seconds apart are the same person. You are engaging in schizophrenic delusions because you were told that letting your cat outside is animal abuse.
Well, if you were sane you wouldn't abuse animals now would you?
Aww what's with the silence, did you get figured out there, bitch?
Yeah that's what I thought
Lmfao imagine being this histrionic over keeping your cat indoors so it doesn't die
>someone didn't reply for 5 minutes its a conspiracy
This is the level of thought you can expect from animal abusers
Is being pro indoor cat being anti cat now? Are you that stupid? Do you literally worship animals?
I am pro cat survival and anti dog.
cat is outside during the day, inside during the night. Perfect balance.
Same for dogs but they have their dog house outside .
People who lock their cats inside 24/7 are cancerous, same with people who just let their cats die outdoors at night because why not?
And for fucks sakes, castrate the animal
>People who lock their cats inside 24/7 are cancerous
You're a shit owner and a terrible person. Get cancer and die.
Great! You admit defeat, I'm glad you can admit that much. Now put a gun in your mouth and squeeze.
I think you should be locked in a cage and thrown in the ocean
Nah I take that back, your retard essence will contaminate the water.
>Dicklet animal abuser resorts to murder fantasies when told to take care of dumb fucking animals properly
They're cats and dogs, not chimps. They don't need a lot of space and they aren't smart enough to care. You're just shortening their lifespans and turning them into a public nuisance. I'd say I hope your cat climbs over the wrong fence and gets heemed by another animal so you learn your lesson, but you'd probably just abandon it and get another cat.
Lmao just realized what you are doing. Very funny bait, you had me going there lmao
Seriously tho, drown yourself in caustic acid.
Sorry about your dick
On the bright side it'll fit in your cat
>when you're so retarded you btfo yourself
What's the need to double reply?
Why are you so psycho?
schizo gay
get cancer and die
Seriously buddy? One phone and a computer is all that's needed to avoid the (you)
You must be relatively new here
So you're just a retard then. These animals are not sapient. They are not intelligent by any measure. They don't know the difference. The most they can know is that if you let them outside they want to be outside again because they marked it as territory.
Keeping them inside only benefits them and the world. If they are outside, they are pests. ESPECIALLY dogs. Thankfully, dogs can only eat my special sausages when they're outside and dogfags admit they dont care for their shitbeasts!
>Dog
Eats shit, which gets rid of it
>Cat
Braindead attempt to bury shit, stirs dirt around with its paws
Dont forget cats will vomit all over your house and just leave it to dry because "uh i felt sick even though literally nothing is wrong with me meow". Dogs are gigachads with superior digestives systems. Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%.
>Catfags cope by locking their animals outside which shortens their lifespan by 75%
it also shortens the lifespan of most small wildlife in the neighborhood by 100%
dogs literally do the same time, sometimes they eat it up only to throw it back out 2 hours later making an even bigger mess as you have to locations to clean now
If dogs are smarter than cats, then why stray dogs literally look like shit and die, and stray cats casually come to humans for food and pets?
Because cats are a parasite that invades your neighborhood/home and uses your own maternal instincts to extort food out of you by looking like a human baby. Cats have no purpose or job, they have no utility outside of triggering a protective response out of females.
There's also an actual brain parasite to go along with that, once it enters your brain you're even more likely to develop an attraction to cats making them the perfect parasite.
Cats were never "domesticated" because you can't domesticate a parasite. Their relationship with humans is exploitative from the very start.
Every single retard who shit about brain parasite is a fucking meme. Toxoplasmosis is rare and comes with meat or from touching infected shit and then eating without cleaning hands. Stop spreading this bullshit, I have veterinarian next to me
The statistics don't lie. I'm a veterinarian and I'll call you out on this every time. If you handle cat poop you're definitely infected so it's no wonder you're willing to defend every aspect of a cat's existence.
The statistics literally disagree with you
Don't forget to wash your hands after handling cat poop. Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice.
>Oh wait your cat spreads it's shit everywhere anyway so it's not like you have a choice
And dogs don't? At least cats purposely stay away from shit and aren't explicitly attracted to it. Also not a problem if you clean the litter box every day like you're supposed to. Don't give me the "But I train my dog to stay away from it" because no one is buying that.
I love when dogfags lie. ALL dogs roll in and eat shit. Period. ALL dogs. ALL DOGS. EAT. SHIT. PERIOD. Not up for debate. It's a fucking fact. They're disgusting and don't belong in cities and towns.
"Oh but I found one sick, stressed, or old cat that shit outside the litterbox look" fucking dog fuckers lmfao
youre objectively wrong
dogs can be completely disgustiting shit eating stinky shitters
these dogs are always owned by disgusting stinky shitter people
clean healthy dogs are owned by clean healthy people and are objectively nicer to be around than the cleanest healthiest cats because cats have a higher filth baseline where even the cleanliest catgay cant keep up with the filth
it is just impossible to do
ive literally never been to a cat person's house where id want to take of my shoes and eat a home cooked meal
cats are too baseline filthy
with dogs its more balanced because dogs have a cleaner baseline as long as their owner isnt a filthy pig
ive.been to a few dog owner houses where i didnt find it too disgusting to eat their food
Man just wait until you find out there are sewer lines filled with poop in every single city
not in india, that's what the DSS is for
>I'm a veterinarian
No you're not
so what, it's just toxo bitch. It makes you love your cat more, big deal...
>the absolute state of catcucks
th-that's a love tumor, right?
Had cats all my life.
Was tested for toxo recently, came out negative.
too bad you cant say the same for the hiv test
>I have veterinarian next to me
Your mother's ability to raise you does not imply that she is an animal doctor.
>comes with meat
Which cats are directly responsible for. People who own cats shouldn't be allowed to work with food.
You are trying to reason with a psychotic cat torturer, dont waste your time on this sicko
>keeping a brainless animal inside so it doesn't die
>torture
Anything else smartypants? Telling your shitbeast no when it bites children is animal abuse?
You should calm down before you suffer a heart attack there, ragepig
Meow meow you will live to see the mass extinction of birds meow moew
Nice falseflag shitbeast fucker
>Bark bark woof woof eat shit maul children
pregnant women cant even be close to cats because of the toxo, wtf are you talking about
>t. toxoplasma gondii
>No purpose
>Literally has been employed by centuries to protect graineries from rodent and insect infestations
>Keeps your house free of mice and insects
>Actually does alert you to home intruders
>Extremely beneficial
Dogfags be like "cats dont kill ENOUGH rodents" like having even more rats is fine.
>cats do none of these things
???
If you actually think that cats look like human infants, you're either legitimately retarded or are a xeno.
this, cats are way cuter, human babies are disgusting. And no, I'm not baiting, I unironicaly dislike these cry boxes.
weak bait
it fucks up human fetuses
kys
Unironically, to be fair, both die to roadway lol