Why do these guys trigger my fight or flight so badly? Am I a pussy? Or should I be afraid?

Why do these guys trigger my fight or flight so badly? Am I a pussy? Or should I be afraid?

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Brownoid genes

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      There is something especially reptilian about these birds, compared to something like a golden eagle or vulture; completely stoic, robotic and seems to lack any emotion at all

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It’s the robotic movement and calculating eyes, just pure instinct and input going through it

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    idk, it does nothing for me. just cool birbs

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this dude outside your windows

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thumb is a Statue of Zeus spreading his legs

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        More like Moses with the horns

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    stumbling into baby barn owls is spookier

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        why did you post the footage of my alien abduction?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        what the frick is their problem

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know, it’s easy to see why these things were considered bad omens

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    its a good thing OP isnt watching this video or he'd probably revert to being a simian out of pure fear

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do these guys trigger my fight or flight so badly? Am I a pussy? Or should I be afraid?

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    That’s just your monkey brain activating from the deepest depths of your consciousness

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    because the only eagle bigger than this one used to eat humans until it went extinct
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haast%27s_eagle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >BTFO by the primitive hyper violent Maōri
      guess it met its match

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do these guys trigger my fight or flight so badly?
    Are you sure you're not a sloth?

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    hey OP! BOO!

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      AAAAIIIIEEEEE

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    What bird are they?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      harpy eagle

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kek this one got me, made my lower lip press in. The only other picture that makes me do that is that crocodile/alligator picture where it's looking straight into the camera.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          They do have a kind of uncannyness to them. I think it's the round head with the fully black eyes. They move like how I'd imagine dromaeosaurs move.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            It's the eyes and beak swooping in closer in that really smooth way only a bird neck can do. Here's the croc picture.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              That one gets me, along with the harpy eagles in this thread and one of the two shoebills-looking-at-the-camera webms that get posted here.

              It's interesting to think that if I saw a monster with that crocodile face in a horror movie, I would be afraid of it. It doesn't even need to have the long snout that makes it identifiable, just be a flat face with the proportions like a front-facing crocodile, and it'll evoke a primal terror without me even knowing it's my instincts reacting to a crocodile.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                This would be a pretty good vidya idea honestly. Instead of relying on jump scares and cheap shit, just evoke that deep naturalistic terror.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              It’s the eyes. That’s what all these photos have in common. Something about their eyes are deeply unsettling. Makes my monkey brain go
              >AAAAAAHHH!! AAHHHH!!! EEEEE!! OOOH OOH!!!

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >OP when he sees a Harpy Eagle through his laptop monitor in the comfort of his own home:

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              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's because you can tell that they're thinking and intelligent, but still soulless animals that will kill you if they could.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that’s super fricking uncanny because a croc looking straight forward intently at you almost never happens and is literally an actual predators gaze, I’d be creeped out if a lion or wolf did the same

              https://i.imgur.com/fu3Q7FA.jpeg

              >Why do these guys trigger my fight or flight so badly? Am I a pussy? Or should I be afraid?

              well, at least he wouldn’t be a pussy

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >I’d be creeped out if a lion or wolf did the same
                I'm pretty sure that birds on my bird table get similar feelings when I watch them from my window (I do try to avoid doing it of course)

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    monkey genes
    i think theyre pretty, perhaps too pretty

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they look like jim henson puppets
      i see this one and expect sassy commentary

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    You’re kind of a pussy but they can be intimidating I guess

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I see these out my window every night except they’re a little taller

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Are you scared?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        I don’t know how to describe it but yes

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