Why do people microchip their pets?

Why do people microchip their pets?

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

UFOs Are A Psyop Shirt $21.68

Nothing Ever Happens Shirt $21.68

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The question we should be asking is why don't parents microchip children?

  2. 1 year ago
    sage

    Because my cat is a fricking idiot and would run away if he could. So if he gets lost a microchip makes it easier to find him.

    Say, OP, you sorta remind me of him! You are also a fricking moron. I guess your parents don't microchip you because they don't want you back. Can't say I blame them! 🙂

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If I were an animal's rights gay, I'd argue this is some violation of the animal's privacy.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because its illegal if they're not.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Came to leave a legitimate answer and then I realized this is just another poltard bait thread.

    We need to start microchipping poltards or something

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I ain't buying your shitty malware, Bill

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    There are several steps you can take to prevent the microchipping of animals and to undermine the campaign against zoosexuals. One option is to lobby your government representatives and demand that they take action to stop the microchipping of pets. You can also join organizations and advocacy groups that are working to oppose the microchipping of animals and to defend the rights of zoosexuals. Finally, you can speak out and raise awareness about this issue in your community, and encourage others to join the fight against microchipping and the persecution of zoosexuals.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Police forces require dog owners to chip their dogs as a way to exert control over the population. This is a measure that has been implemented by PETA in order to gain more power and influence over dog owners.

    The microchipping of pets is actually a covert operation to shut down zoos. It is a shadowy war being fought by animal rights activists and undercover agents who are infiltrating police forces and government organizations. The ultimate goal is to bring an end to the zoosexuals.

    The microchipping of animals is a secret campaign against zoosexuals, who are seen as a threat to the natural order of things. Government agencies and animal rights activists are working together to use microchipping as a way to locate and eliminate zoosexuals before they can spread their deviant lifestyle to the general population. This is a highly controversial and secretive operation, and those involved risk being ostracized and punished for their involvement.

    The campaign against zoosexuals is an ongoing operation, and significant progress has been made in recent years. Many zoosexuals have been identified and neutralized, and the threat they pose to society has been greatly reduced. This has been a highly successful operation, and those involved are confident that they will eventually succeed in eliminating the zoosexual threat entirely.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    they're brain dead morons who can't accept it's just an animal

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      your mom

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    so they dont die or get adopted at shelters if they get lost

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      That's what collars are for. It's just a scam by Big Vet to make money every time ~~*they*~~ scan a lost dog. The shame tactics they use to con people into putting them in dogs is also extremely judaic.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Last dog i stole i just threw the collar away

        She’s my dog now. Intact female akita mix. She won’t even pay attention to anyone but me. What can I say? I know the way to a doggirl’s heart.

        • 1 year ago
          J. Russell

          >t. criminal mastermind
          Can explain how to get them off without thumbs?

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah, of course
            >Step 1: have a nice day
            There ya go, simple as.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          you are hero

          better to have a female akita as your dw to kiss her in bed and sleep with her in cuddles, and ofc to have fun with her during her heat season than to neuter her and abuse her in training like normies and moralgays do.

          heckin normies...

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            have a nice day now

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        work on your bait, I didn't even crack a smile

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk but you should
    someone can take your dog and chip them and then the dog is legally theirs

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If they're a big enough homosexual to do that I'd have no issue installing a 60 grain lead chip in their aorta.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Sure

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        or you can chip them to not have that happen

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    To track them

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn't really track them though.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *