Why do people microchip their pets? Posted on January 1, 2023 by Anonymous Why do people microchip their pets?
The question we should be asking is why don't parents microchip children?
Because my cat is a fucking idiot and would run away if he could. So if he gets lost a microchip makes it easier to find him.
Say, OP, you sorta remind me of him! You are also a fucking retard. I guess your parents don't microchip you because they don't want you back. Can't say I blame them! 🙂
If I were an animal's rights fag, I'd argue this is some violation of the animal's privacy.
Because its illegal if they're not.
Came to leave a legitimate answer and then I realized this is just another poltard bait thread.
We need to start microchipping poltards or something
I ain't buying your shitty malware, Bill
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Police forces require dog owners to chip their dogs as a way to exert control over the population. This is a measure that has been implemented by PETA in order to gain more power and influence over dog owners.
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they're brain dead retards who can't accept it's just an animal
so they dont die or get adopted at shelters if they get lost
That's what collars are for. It's just a scam by Big Vet to make money every time ~~*they*~~ scan a lost dog. The shame tactics they use to con people into putting them in dogs is also extremely judaic.
Last dog i stole i just threw the collar away
She’s my dog now. Intact female akita mix. She won’t even pay attention to anyone but me. What can I say? I know the way to a doggirl’s heart.
>t. criminal mastermind
Can explain how to get them off without thumbs?
Yeah, of course
>Step 1: have a nice day
There ya go, simple as.
you are hero
better to have a female akita as your dw to kiss her in bed and sleep with her in cuddles, and ofc to have fun with her during her heat season than to neuter her and abuse her in training like normies and moralfags do.
have a nice day now
work on your bait, I didn't even crack a smile
idk but you should
someone can take your dog and chip them and then the dog is legally theirs
If they're a big enough gay to do that I'd have no issue installing a 60 grain lead chip in their aorta.
or you can chip them to not have that happen
To track them
It doesn't really track them though.