Why do people keep saying this animal is trash?

Why do people keep saying this animal is trash? The Cheetah is literally the fastest animal on the planet, that makes it far better and superior than a Lion in my opinion.

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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

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  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    cheeto

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Jesus Christ is the Son of GOD who came to earth and died for the world, so that may have eternal life. Three days later GOD rose Jesus Christ from the dead. He promised that whosever believes in Him, He promised them eternal, when the ask Him for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brahma will forgive you for this misunderstanding of Krishna’s message and bless you with a favorable reincarnation as a cheetah’s emotional support dog

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        That's all I've ever wanted.

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I like them.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    luv cheetos, me

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people keep saying this animal is trash?
    Their brains have been rotted by TierZoo and video game logic

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      But TierZoo videos are just humoristic, they are not to be taken seriously.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to be idiots will eventually be flooded by actual idiots who mistakenly believe that they're in good company

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Why do people keep saying this animal is trash?
    Because as we speak they are dying out in the wild and being bought/used en masse as personal instagram pets in back yard breeder homes. I'm not even joking.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    it gets bullied hard by all other predators in its natural habitat. It's very very cute and good at its niche niche but that's it. Badass predators like lions and the like have big dick energy and appeal to the male fantasy, as opposed to get bullied all the time.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >badass lions
      >gets his meal mogged by a single hyena pack

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally the other way around. Yeens flee like rats when a male comes running in. Hyenafutas keep coping.

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cheetahs were doing fine before rifles. Especially brown people with rifles.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Maharaja
      >Great King
      >ruler of a few square miles
      what is it with browns and title bloat

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lack of executive functioning? They don't seem to have a proper grasp of scale and priorities in general—look at how long the Israelis and Palestinians have been squabbling over a worthless strip of desert the size of New Jersey.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Makes them feel special or something

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Some guy in my office has "Global Head of XYZ" on his linkedin profile and XYZ is a back office team of six people.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Wait till you hear about all the micro states in the HRE.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      imagine how many people he saved by taking out so many dangerous predators. Hero.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Kill 1710 tigers no one bats an eye
      >Kill 3 cheetahs EVERYONE loses their mind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Tigers are fine, but they're also IRL monsters that will rip you limb from limb if given the opportunity, whereas cheetahs routinely get mogged out of their kills by hyenas and require emotional support dogs to exist in captivity

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          > require emotional support dogs to exist in captivity
          Huh?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            It's true. They tend to do poorly in captivity in zoos where tons of people are looking at them because it stresses them out. If they're stressed enough they won't drink or eat enough which can cause all sorts of problems, particularly with their kidneys.

            So many zoos pair cheetah cubs with dogs so that the cheetah can reference their own response off of the dog's and not be an anxious wreck all day. It works surprisingly well actually, and the paired cheetahs tend to have way less trouble with crowds and people than the solo ones.

            • 2 months ago
              Anonymous

              Seriously? And they don’t try to maul the dogs or anything? Actually pretty cool psychological manipulation

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nope. If anything the dogs occasionally bully the cheetahs, but that's also rare.

                Cheetahs really aren't big on mauling things. Their claws are blunted and non-retractible, so they're basically only used to help them with traction while running really fricking fast, and their teeth aren't really big enough to rip into things the way that a lion or tiger could. They generally kill their prey by clamping down on the throat and cutting off oxygen until the prey suffocates for those exact reasons.

                I'm also pretty sure that that the dog would win if it actually came down to a knock down drag out fight. But that's never been an issue since they're socialized and raised together basically from birth.

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                where can i adopt a cheetah dog bonded pair

              • 2 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cheetahs are overgrown housecats, not true big cats. They have ancestral knowledge telling them that if they were smaller, the dogs would eat them.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Why would they maul an animal which they got raised with, communicate with, play with? Cheetos are social animals, they are insanely skittish, and they pretty much only attack according to one specific vector, high speed chase preys. They are probably safer to be around than wolves raised in captivity.
                There was a videos of a cheetoh freaking out and attacking a lady in a zoo a couple years back, the lady was pretty battered and had a couple good slashes, but that was mostly because the guards didn't react very quickly, the second he started wiping the cat with a small stick it fricked away.
                Also, dogs are kinda the best possible animal for this because barking is a bit of a hack against other animals, I've seen videos of lions backing off from a barking spaniel because frick that noise...

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                > I've seen videos of lions backing off from a barking spaniel because frick that noise...
                On the other hand, tigers don’t really seem to care

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I want to emotionally support an anxious cheetah.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          A lot of them tend to be labs for some reason. I guess they've just got a good temperament for it.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      fricking Koreans ruined it for the cheetuh

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest animal
    Could you eat them while fasting?

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    FACT no one has ever called cheetahs trash
    FACT everyone has always loved cheetahs
    FACT cheetahs are the best

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Facts.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    they are extremely squishy they can't even 1v1 a hyena, they're are beautiful tho, their future is assured as long as humans live

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love cheetos!

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's just in the wrong continent, put them in Australia and they would thrive there.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      plenty of placental mammals thrive there, it's a huge problem.

  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think they're cute and I wish we could domesticate them.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Domestic cheetahs have been a thing since at least 3000 BCE

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Domestic cheetahs have been a thing since at least 3000 BCE
        Putting a wild animal in a cage and then putting the cage in your house does not mean that you have domesticated a species.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          the species is so friendly to humans that there is not even a single documented case of anyone being killed by a wild one.

          You can turn your back from one, you can be close to it, you can even pet it.
          meanwhile you gamble your life everytime you turn your back from an ambush cat.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            They sometimes attack women, and likely small children, from the back sometimes. They're wild enough to still be dangerous.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You mean tame. Domestication would involve getting them to breed without issues in captivity.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          The only thing stopping captive breeding from working is, ironically, the fact that we inbred them so severely the first time we domesticated them. They're barely genetically viable in the wild, in captivity their gene pool is cripplingly shallow.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            What if we used machine learning to, based on the genomes of all known cheetahs, generate novel ones that could be introduced to the gene pool?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >we inbred them so severely the first time we domesticated them
            That never happened.

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    You frickers are ignoring the fact that cheetah-like felids have independently and convergently evolved to be extremely fast terrestrial predators several times with the American cheetah and the Giant cheetah to name a few.

    So again, tier zoo sucks and is a hack, there are no OP creatures, there are no low tier creatures. Things work until they don't and there's little inbetween since niches and environments fluctuate which leads to different means of surviving while some more specialized animals get left behind.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      All nonhuman life forms are "low-tier" (sub-optimal) and must be eradicated. The goal of humanity's existence is to ensure that only the white man exists once all is said and done. All animals, plants, fungi, and bacteria must be erased except for us. Undesirable humans must be culled as well. Undesirable celestial objects must be obliterated. Reality was made for the white man and the white man only.

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're overspecialized, they can't defend their kills or cubs from other predators, and they're so genetically similar that their populations are super vulnerable to disease. They're living on borrowed time.
    Leopardchads stay winning.

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's just a lean cat Labrador.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    If the average human can beat it up barehanded, it's lame.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      no

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fastest animal on the planet
    Nope, that would be the Peregrine Falcon
    People probably call it ‘trash’ because it’s overspecialized and doesn’t have much going for it outside of speed

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.

      Cheetahs can win any fight because being the fastest means no Animal can run away from it and no Animal can catch it.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
        What’s the difference in your mind

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        cheetah can go just as fast as the falcon if it jumps off a cliff, flying speed doesn't count

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Peregrine Falcons are hacks who rely on gravity

          cheetoid cope

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
        Birds are animals. Fish are animals. Insects are animals.
        The cheetah is an animal and it is also a mammal.
        Perhaps you mean that the cheetah is the fastest mammal in the world.
        Yes, the cheetah is the fastest mammal in the world.
        Whether the cheetah is "better" than a lion is a ridiculous question.
        All currently existing animals, fungi, bacteria and plants are the current (temporary) pinnacle of evolution. They are all the result of literally billions of years of uninterrupted successful reproduction. Even you.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        bait or moronic?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Bait. See:

          https://i.imgur.com/Hn75wWl.png

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How is a cheetah winning a fight against a polar bear for example? bitting and running until the polar bear bleeds out?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It would run really fast until the polar bear's neck snaps from whipping its head around to keep track of it, easy. They can never lose because they're the fastest

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            that’s quite the power they have
            speed really is the best…

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous
      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >win any fight
        dull claws, lol?
        >cant run away
        does he know about endurance vs speed? it sure can run but not forever, and their prey has mostly pinned down endurance. the opposite of cheetahs were tasmanian tigers who mained on endurance, there is a battle you cant win because as soon as you are tired you are dead and you will be followed for as long as you can run

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >The Falcon is a Bird though, not an Animal.
        I once had the toughest breakdown in communication happen in a class and it took me five minutes before realizing that it was because the adult woman I was speaking with was using the term "human" to mean "living".
        Don't be like that girl, anon, educate yourself.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          One neighbour and I had a very difficult time explaining to a retired cop lady neighbour what a window is. I'm not joking. This woman is 100% the dumbest fricking person I've ever met without having some diagnosed condition. I'm from Europe and live in America but somehow, according to her, I'm not an immigrant. Also, you can drive to England from Maine, all cats and birds are girls and dogs are boys (roosters are not birds, they're chickens) and China and Egypt are in Europe. She also once remarked with surprise that we "had the 80s in Italy" (she's my next door neighbour and I was listening to Banana Split by Lio, a French pop singer from the 80s, while doing dishes, which she could hear from her back porch) and, after declaring that she'd gone gluten free, was buying pasta from the supermarket when I took her with me shopping and didn't know that pasta is made from flour, flour is made from wheat and gluten is a naturally occurring thing in wheat (which I had to explain as "like how apples are sweet because they have natural sugars in them"). Apparently, she thought gluten was a poison added by, and I wish I was kidding, George Soros and Bill Gates, to all food because... well, that's what Facebook told her. I would guess it was probably some Onion article or some shit.
          She also once remarked with surprise that we have buildings in Europe (after being shown a picture of myself on the street I grew up on, surrounded by tall-ass buildings)
          Some people are just stupid. You can't fix stupid.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            sounds aggressively made up

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              She's sweet as pie, but unfortunately about as clever as one, too.
              I wish was making it all up it even just exaggerating but every word of it is true. I would say the same as you were I not the one who experienced her shockingly stupid musings first hand.
              Anyway, you only confirm that this woman is just unbelievably stupid.

              A less stupid, Wauf-related thing she's said:
              My missus got her into that Australian Josh Gad werewolf show and she'd sometimes be round ours to watch it with us after my son's gone to bed. She remarked that "they must have different birds in Australia" because the bird sounds heard in that show aren't the same bird sounds you hear here or in American media.
              The Australian bird thing is not nearly as dumb a comment to make as "you have buildings in Italy!?" but it's still an extremely silly thing to be surprised by.
              To expand on the window thing, she couldn't understand the difference between a window, a window pane, a window frame, a pane of glass and the bay it all goes into. We all eventually dropped the topic and started talking about power washing the sidewalks and driveways and how much it would cost to rent the machine.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah and sloths are overspecialized because their only defense is being so calorie inefficient that it isn't worth the trouble hunting them 90% of the time. Overspecialization doesn't make an animal "bad" and this shitty TierZoo esque powerscaling of nature is a really shitty way to look at things in general.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peregrine Falcons are hacks who rely on gravity

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