Why do people hate roaches so much the ones ive seen seemed friendly

Why do people hate roaches so much the ones i’ve seen seemed friendly

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    One wienerroach is friendly. Three weeks later your grain sacks are full of holes and your cabinets smell like piss.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They gather around trash and excrement, most are very neurotic and spazz out if you touch or try to handle them, and also have spiky legs. It's one of the only creatures that still gets a visceral disgust reaction out of me, besides most flies and tapirs

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because i'm a lazy shit, roaches remind me when i REALLY need to mow my grass because when my grass grows tall, they start fricking like bunnies and make their way indoors

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Roaches are total bros. Help clean up pretty much anything on the floor, like living with a bunch of roombas.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I love them! They make nice crunching noises when I feed them to my tarantula or blue tongue skink

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's a deep seeded instinctual aversion that is wired by evolution

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kill roaches behead roaches roundhouse kick roaches into the concrete

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >the ones i’ve seen seemed friendly
    That's bullshit. Pine/Palmetto/Waterbugs/whatthefrickeveryoucallthem are notorious for dive bombing at people, and even the hardest c**t in the universe will shriek and flail like a little b***h.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want to fricking burn down my house, these frickers have ruined my life.
    I hate every bite of food that I take, I want to puke every day, rage fills the inside of my body, paranoia takes a hold of my mind.
    I really, really wish I could just fricking wage total war against german roaches, but alas, I can only find temporary solace in their mangled corpses and slow deaths at the hands of alcohol and a match.
    Somebody wake me from this nightmare, I fear I don't have much time left.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      have you considered not living in filth?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I clean, I kill, I call for help.
        Nothing has had an effect. They're in the walls, the outlets, everywhere I can't reach and they know it.
        They taunt me.
        Kill a thousand, two thousand take their place.
        I have no escape, but I am not willing to die until they've died first.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I used to have them. Get this stuff put it everywhere, cabinets, corners, etc
      Then bomb your house. Trust me it works.

      With German wienerroaches you need the gel because they'll bring it back to their nest.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        I've started putting up roach traps in my office, but I might have to switch to gel because there's just too many of them

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          How macabre to make it look like that

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        all that off the shelf stuff is dog shit. this is roach Armageddon. The real key though is cleaning up, calling up hiding areas, and starving them of anything beyond the bait. this not only kills the bug, but because they're also cannibalistic sons of b***hes, when they die in the nest, others eat their poisoned bodies and continue spreading the poison.

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't just gas the house with German wienerroaches. You need the gel.
          [...]
          I'm with you brother, frick wienerroaches and FRICK mother frickers who bring the German ones with them to others buildings. Frick those people.

          WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET THE IMAGE!?! IM TRYING TO HELP PEOPLE!!!!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That brand is good but you posted the one for ants. Put in on little post it notes and then redo it with fresh gel every 3 days because they like it fresh. It will kill every roach in about a month.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They're not a problem until there's an infestation. If I see one outside I'll leave it alone like I do with all bugs but when they're inside there's rarely just one that accidentally got in. They become very bothersome once you find a few in your bed.

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because their shit, slime, and saliva all mix into this disgusting-smelling, acidic brown liquid. They ARE unsanitary and deserve all the hate they get.

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They keep eating my bread! How's a man supposed to survive in this harsh economical climate if roaches keep eating my bread?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Eat the roaches

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    OP is a wienerroach

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a potted plant on my balcony that happens to have a small symbiotic ant colony living among its roots. When I find and kill a wienerroach I always make a point of putting the corps next to the pot so the ants can have a nice protein treat. The ants are really well behaved by the way. I've never caught even one inside my house and that plant they're in symbiosis with is the healthiest I got.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tell your ants i said hi 🙂
      All of them :^)
      Individually >:^)

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    anyone has that full jap video of torture devices made specifially for roaches?

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have bug nets everywhere and I swear I see the same homosexual roach try to get in every goddamn night, like just give up ready

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do the roaches in my house only come out at night and when the temperature is a summer heatwave?

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    are you an indian

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't usually post here and I don't want to kill a thread for this.
    Is this a roach? I've never seen them before and this thing came in through my window today, I think. I've been in a new apartment for just over a month and it freaked me out since I really don't want to find out I moved in somewhere that has fricking roaches.
    Picture is pretty shit because my phone doesn't want to focus on this thing.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      yes and its a tiny one which means there's a breeding population
      you're fricked

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      That looks like something in Ectobiidae family, wood wienerroaches.

      yes and its a tiny one which means there's a breeding population
      you're fricked

      It's likely an adult, just from a small species. Nymphs look different and don't have fully developed wings.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      might not be a roach

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's 100% a german wienerroach. Look it up.
      They colonize homes unlike the american roaches in OP pic who are sewer's creatures and sometimes end up in homes through pipes but don't survive.

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I kneel, Roach-sama

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Doesn't know what personal space is, pounces on your face and feet whenever it get a chance, also very fast.
    I wouldn't have a problem with them if they behave like normal insects. frick them.

  22. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    They’ll fly up in your face when startled and stab you with their spiky legs. They’ll also nibble on your toes or anything else not covered by your blanket as you sleep. The bites don’t hurt, but it’s a fairly sharp pinch.

  23. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    damn Americans really have some pests don't they. Racoons and wieners

  24. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    theyre nasty frickers that spread disease and i dont wanna deal with that

  25. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    because they're scary
    /thread

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're not scary just very disgusting.
      i ain't scared of poop but sure as shit don't want to be near it

  26. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Association with uncleanliness mainly.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      I posted that

      There's another type of roaches in central Europe, they live from dead plant matter and die in a couple of days if they're accidentally in someone's house.

      Actually, my kitchen and stuff is quite clean.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Flies are unclean but they never get the same reaction because roaches are fast and large

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Flies are pretty self contained too, yeah they can infest shit but it takes a while for it to spawn new flies and you can throw it out in the meantime. Meanwhile, roaches can create more of themselves off crumbs and scraps without you noticing and can go weeks without food.

  27. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >disgusting
    >infest houses
    >disease ridden
    >hide inside crevices and holes you didn't even know existed
    >enter through any space, big or small
    >you can't open your windows to let air flow inside your house at night because the frickers will take the chance and go right inside
    >reproduce fast
    >eat your food
    >eat your napkins
    >huge so if you stomp them you get your soles and floor dirty with thick slimy wet dead wienerroach innards and shells
    TOTAL wienerROACH DEATH
    GENOCIDE wienerROACHES

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >live in major US city
      >next door neighbor's house only separated by 4 foot gangway
      >never had roach problem
      >neighbor moves after 10 years
      >flood of roaches infests all properties around their home including ours
      It took us over a year to finally genocide G*rman roaches

      This anon gets it.
      >roaches short my PC's power supply
      >roaches destroy my printer
      >roaches found inside my coffee machine
      >INSIDE MY COFFEE MACHINE
      >BEEN DRINKING ROACH COFFEE FOR A YEAR
      >AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
      KILL ALL ROACHES. TOTAL ROACH DEATH. ALL ROACHES ARE BASTARDS.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BEEN DRINKING ROACH COFFEE FOR A YEAR
        Jesus man, and to think i was disgusted by that time one flew right into my face

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't clean his coffee machine regularly enough to notice a wienerroach infestation
        you get what you fricking deserve

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          this. Enough personal hygiene and constantly cleaning up your place does help a lot with keeping these frickers away

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        You think roach coffee is bad? You should see the layer of roaches they have to scrape out of soda syrup on a daily basis because the frickers manage to get into the sealed tanks

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Once again a little piece of information makes me glad I don't drink soda

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >have job where I go in early as frick
        >drink gallons of black coffee to function until the sun comes up
        >walk out of the break room sipping a cup of coffee
        >my coordinator comes up to me and gives me this look
        >tells me that when she came in 5 minutes earlier she saw a roach crawling out of the coffee maker in the part where it discards the pods and was coming back to put a sign warning everyone not to use the machine until its sterilized
        >tell her I appreciate her doing that, but stress that I kind of wished she hadn't told me since this is a textbook example of finding half a worm in your apple

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You vill drink ze wienerroach coffee

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      What said
      Also one flew over my head when I was a kid and I think that scarred me for life. I never knew they could fly.

  28. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's another type of roaches in central Europe, they live from dead plant matter and die in a couple of days if they're accidentally in someone's house.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      We have those in NYC. They are huge and crawl in and kinda get slow and weak then die.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They can fly too if they're the same.
        But yeah, they're perfectly harmless and don't infest homes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Thats probably the ones i’ve seen. Big friendly fellas and not very fast

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      picrel ones? they eat fricking anything(not only plants), gets everywhere and are impossible to get rid off. also stinks like shit. if you spot them in your home you have one option. burning down whole block.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This one:
        https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ectobius_vittiventris
        So, probably not that one.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why don't you just spray them with slow-acting pesticide?
        When they go back to the nest the pesticide will spread to all the others and the frickers die
        If not just gas the house

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          You can't just gas the house with German wienerroaches. You need the gel.

          all that off the shelf stuff is dog shit. this is roach Armageddon. The real key though is cleaning up, calling up hiding areas, and starving them of anything beyond the bait. this not only kills the bug, but because they're also cannibalistic sons of b***hes, when they die in the nest, others eat their poisoned bodies and continue spreading the poison.

          I'm with you brother, frick wienerroaches and FRICK mother frickers who bring the German ones with them to others buildings. Frick those people.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >FRICK mother frickers who bring the German ones with them to others buildings
            When I was younger my parents and I had to move into an apartment building, one of the not so nice ones and my neighbors would always be moving in and out. One day someone brought German wienerroaches with me.
            Never again. I cannot begin to express the disdain and contempt I'd feel if I had to use the bathroom or get something to drink and know I'd have to deal with these motherfrickers all over the place. We were never dirty people either, the roaches practically never had any real food to feed on but they are that persistent. FRICK German wienerroaches. I had some bigger ones before where I'd see maybe 1 a month as a kid, but the German ones are reprehensible. Fricking hate them

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wood roaches! They're what link Termites to roaches.

      They can fly too if they're the same.
      But yeah, they're perfectly harmless and don't infest homes.

      All roaches fly amigo

      https://i.imgur.com/uYoMc09.jpg

      picrel ones? they eat fricking anything(not only plants), gets everywhere and are impossible to get rid off. also stinks like shit. if you spot them in your home you have one option. burning down whole block.

      not it

      https://i.imgur.com/J0D2ye7.jpg

      I don't usually post here and I don't want to kill a thread for this.
      Is this a roach? I've never seen them before and this thing came in through my window today, I think. I've been in a new apartment for just over a month and it freaked me out since I really don't want to find out I moved in somewhere that has fricking roaches.
      Picture is pretty shit because my phone doesn't want to focus on this thing.

      easy id on roaches are long antennae, spiky legs, and their forewings are leathery. That is 100% a roach. If you rent, immediately inform your landlord

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        yes and its a tiny one which means there's a breeding population
        you're fricked

        Fricking hell. Thanks. This really fricking sucks.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      waterbugs?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Germans?

  29. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly until they crawl into your ass and ears

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick these shits, it's like earwax is honey to them

    • 9 months ago
      Arthropod

      Frick these shits, it's like earwax is honey to them

      Hol up
      They do that?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why do you think they're called wiener-roaches?
        Have fun sleeping tonight

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes and even the big ones do It, they enjoy crawling in tight spaces and are the insects that crawl into human ears the most on the planet, that and they can scrape up or freaking perforate your eardrum while human spelunking

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