There are few things worse than when a cat drops on your balls when you're sleeping. I had a nightmare about a pitbull dragging me by my balls while sleeping, and woke to find her sleeping with her crotch shoved against my taint. I don't know if this was social moronicness about the warmth or if she was actually pursuing me when in heat or something.
When I got my kitten at the beginning of this year he would jump up and down on me when I was asleep because he was bored and wanted to play.
When I'd wake up in the morning the bed would be full of the toys he'd drag up there. He mellowed out as he got bigger, and with the weather getting colder he usually sleeps in the bed with me.
>cause they want you to wake up and give them food or attention.
Basically what my cat would do, he'd start looking at me like that, then after a while he'd pull my hand with his paws and whenever that didn't work he'd bite me (softly) until I got up and gave him food. I miss him.
There are few things worse than when a cat drops on your balls when you're sleeping. I had a nightmare about a pitbull dragging me by my balls while sleeping, and woke to find her sleeping with her crotch shoved against my taint. I don't know if this was social moronicness about the warmth or if she was actually pursuing me when in heat or something.
>or maybe, bro, my cat wanted my D
Can we go one hour without you people sexualizing cats?
>wake up
>scratch my nuts under the cover
>cat pounces on the bulge
profound mental moronation
cause they want you to wake up and give them food or attention.
my cat knows to walk all over me repeatedly and I'll wake up.
Your cat knows your his b***h
When I got my kitten at the beginning of this year he would jump up and down on me when I was asleep because he was bored and wanted to play.
When I'd wake up in the morning the bed would be full of the toys he'd drag up there. He mellowed out as he got bigger, and with the weather getting colder he usually sleeps in the bed with me.
>cause they want you to wake up and give them food or attention.
Basically what my cat would do, he'd start looking at me like that, then after a while he'd pull my hand with his paws and whenever that didn't work he'd bite me (softly) until I got up and gave him food. I miss him.
Why do cathomosexuals have surviellance
in their bedrooms?
To make you think.
>Hello? I would like to talk to you about your my scratching pole's extended warranty-
He's concerned about your health
When I was a kid I remember reading that the Egyptians believed cats had the power to suck out souls and that's where the "nine lives" myth started.
That was the first toxoplasmosis diagnosis
>hello? are you dead yet? can i eat your face already?
he just likes looking at you
predatory instincts
or maybe just curious about the snoring