why do cats pull this type of shit

why do cats pull this type of shit

  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There are few things worse than when a cat drops on your balls when you're sleeping. I had a nightmare about a pitbull dragging me by my balls while sleeping, and woke to find her sleeping with her crotch shoved against my taint. I don't know if this was social retardedness about the warmth or if she was actually pursuing me when in heat or something.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >or maybe, bro, my cat wanted my D
      Can we go one hour without you people sexualizing cats?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >wake up
        >scratch my nuts under the cover
        >cat pounces on the bulge

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    profound mental retardation

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    cause they want you to wake up and give them food or attention.
    my cat knows to walk all over me repeatedly and I'll wake up.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Your cat knows your his bitch

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      When I got my kitten at the beginning of this year he would jump up and down on me when I was asleep because he was bored and wanted to play.
      When I'd wake up in the morning the bed would be full of the toys he'd drag up there. He mellowed out as he got bigger, and with the weather getting colder he usually sleeps in the bed with me.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >cause they want you to wake up and give them food or attention.
      Basically what my cat would do, he'd start looking at me like that, then after a while he'd pull my hand with his paws and whenever that didn't work he'd bite me (softly) until I got up and gave him food. I miss him.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do catgays have surviellance
    in their bedrooms?

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To make you think.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hello? I would like to talk to you about your my scratching pole's extended warranty-

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's concerned about your health

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    When I was a kid I remember reading that the Egyptians believed cats had the power to suck out souls and that's where the "nine lives" myth started.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was the first toxoplasmosis diagnosis

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >hello? are you dead yet? can i eat your face already?

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    he just likes looking at you

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    predatory instincts
    or maybe just curious about the snoring

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