Why did t-rexes have a cock bone?

Why did t-rexes have a wiener bone? I always noticed they have a wiener bulge in movies and fiction despite not having a visible penis and just thought it was censorship or something. They actually have a big wiener bone?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Were saurs fricking homosexuals though? They literally gave each other "cloacal kisses" lmao and rubbed their boypussies with the female asses. Meanwhile mammals can have 400 kg of pure dick

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    that's the brown recluse bone

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Good thread

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Good thread
      it's the usual collection of anatomical ignorance and misunderstandings. Pretty cringe really, but perhaps a bit better than usual for a pack of howling morons that can't tell a caiman from a crocodile.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can one be so devoid of a sense of humor?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          the humor part was sophomoric but a bit funny.
          T-boned was sorta good for a dad joke. I smiled.
          The supposedly serious anatomical explanations were lacking and sad.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            Ask me how I know that you’ve never had sex.

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    T. rex had an extra set of rib-like bones called gastralia that connect to there and sit below the ribs along the belly. For a while, paleontologists weren't exactly sure how they fit into the overall skeleton so they were left out of reconstructions.

    They would have helped T. rex breathe and functioned similar to our own diaphragm by pushing air in and out of its lungs.

    https://www.fieldmuseum.org/blog/fresh-science-makeover-sue

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gastralia

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      That explains why modern reconstructions are so much chonkier
      Thanks anon

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        was my reply

        https://i.imgur.com/pynsPUR.png

        You see that piece of bone inbetween the arms? They actually had some extensions of the ribs pic related and that pelvic piece is in-line with it. Their cloaca was behind it.

        not good enough? 🙁

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          it was alright but the gastralia makes em rounder

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's clearly a fossilised gun pod. I can't think of any other good reasons this would be here.

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    wrong bone

    here, I drew you a pic of where the penis actually was, if they had a penis.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      would a rear-facing penis make them more aerodynamic?

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes. After all they had feathers anon.

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Wouldnt they reproduce through pollination, then?

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    When T-Rexes have sex it's called getting T-boned.

  8. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Big peenoos.

  9. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine the massive bone-rs they'd get

  10. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    You see that piece of bone inbetween the arms? They actually had some extensions of the ribs pic related and that pelvic piece is in-line with it. Their cloaca was behind it.

  11. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wait, you don't? What do you put into the vegana bone then?

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