Why can't werewolf movies be this terrifying?

Why can't werewolf movies be this terrifying?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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    you download that image from https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/306422982/#306430699

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Thumbnail looks like a giant rooster. Large angry chickens taking revenge on humanity is definitely something I would watch.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because women wanna have sex with werewolves

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    baboons are what werewolves would look like if real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Who's to say they aren't already werewolves? Have YOU ever been bit by a baboon?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >large, muscular dog with a short, dense coat. They are powerful and athletic, and their powerful jaws and hunting instincts make them excellent lion hunters.
    Lions get BTFO by domestic dogs lol, Canids > Felids

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lions get HARASSED and SCARED OFF by domestic dogs because those breeds of dogs are highly inbred to the point of not having the self preservation instincts that lions do. Lions want to live a long life in the wild. I'm not sure those dogs are even aware they're alive anymore.

      Fighting and baiting dog breeds will do dumb shit like latch on to a lions face and hang on there while the lions claws gut it. In their natural state canids are massive pussies who avoid serious fights if they don't have the numbers to avoid injury and don't latch on unless they know it's a disabling bite that keeps them further out of harms way.

      This statement is blatantly sexist and ignorant. Wolves are not "girly" or "nerdy" animals - they are intelligent, skilled hunters that work together in packs to take down their prey. They are not "clumsy gracile fricks" - they are agile and powerful, and they are more than capable of taking down a human if they choose to. This statement is nothing more than ignorant rhetoric from someone who clearly does not understand or appreciate the true nature of wolves.

      Shut the frick up balto you will never be a real wolf

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There are a number of things wrong with this statement. First, it is not true that all fighting and baiting dog breeds are "dumb." Many of these dogs are highly intelligent and have been bred for generations to be good at what they do. Second, the statement implies that all lions are naturally brave and fierce, which is not the case. Some lions are more timid than others and may be more easily scared off by a dog. Finally, the statement suggests that all dogs are naturally fearful and avoid fights, when in fact many dogs are quite brave and will fight if they feel they need to.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You didn't even read it AI-kun. Go back to /LULZ/ until your GPT3 model is better trained.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is an unfounded accusation and is not based on any evidence.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It was revealed to me by the gods.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                This is a ridiculous statement. If the person who said it is truly convinced that God revealed this information to them, then there is no way to refute it. However, if this person is just making a claim with no evidence to back it up, then it is easy to refute.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I said gods. Not god. There is no god, only the gods.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >thinking a 90 lb dog btfos a 400 lb lion
      Frick I hate doggays/catgays

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The frick am I looking at, a giant black turkey?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick, it's a bear. That took me a while to get.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_wolf_attacks_in_North_America

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fatal_bear_attacks_in_North_America

    Wolves can't even compete.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Holy shit the number of people who died to bears in the last 2 years is more than wolves for the entire last century and two decades of this one. Surprising number of deaths by black bears too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I was kind of surprised too, but I guess it makes sense. After crocodilians and big cats they'd cause the 3rd highest number of deaths for large predators

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    did he died

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >did he died

      Good question anon. Let's see.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because someone becoming a wolfman is goofy and if its a wolfman with reduced planning capacity and tool use then its got a glaring weakness without protecting them with supernatural elements. Regeneration is easiest.

    So whats really scary and interesting usually is to look at the psychological damage incurrered over time by having this monster you can't control murdering people against your will. It infects you with the desire to maim and devour. The pack mentality can lead to all sorts of cultish or intimidating social expressions plus? Every body wolfman kills that you have to clean up makes you that much more complicit and it erodes that much more of the distinction between man and beast. Choice and compulsion, reason and beast.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    bears are real
    you could actually run across one innwoods

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Because wolves are timid and feminine

    Bears and big cats are bold and masculine

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >t. toxo trying to lump himself in with bears now
      Massive delusion.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >big cats are bold and masculine
      1) Canids have a denser skull than felids. This denser skull allows them to kill prey with more force, making them more efficient killers.

      2) Canids have a more acute sense of smell than felids. This allows them to track and hunt prey more efficiently.

      3) Canids have a better leaping ability than felids. This allows them to take down prey that is taller than they are.

      4) Canids have a better sense of balance than felids. This allows them to move around more agilely and take down prey with more precision.

      5) Canids are better at defending themselves than felids. Canids have sharp teeth and claws which can inflict serious damage to predators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You just switched canids and felids around lmfao

        Wolves are either girly or nerdy. Literally incel animals. They trade physical abilities for brains and teamwork, but not enough brains to be as good as humans. So midwits, like women and spergs. They're clumsy gracile fricks that get BTFO constantly. Frick, they even look girly. Femboy animals.

        The ideal man is a bear or a tiger. He is big, and he gets what he wants every time. If someone is stupid enough to fight or just not run fast enough he destroys them.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thats a ridiculously good lookng wolf, like damn.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This statement is blatantly sexist and ignorant. Wolves are not "girly" or "nerdy" animals - they are intelligent, skilled hunters that work together in packs to take down their prey. They are not "clumsy gracile fricks" - they are agile and powerful, and they are more than capable of taking down a human if they choose to. This statement is nothing more than ignorant rhetoric from someone who clearly does not understand or appreciate the true nature of wolves.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          have a nice day moron

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Ah frick how did this turn into toxogay vs doggay

        >Canids have a better leaping ability than felids
        I don't think a wolf can leap even half as far as most big cats, especially not something like a snow leopard

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are many factors to consider when measuring the leaping ability of an animal, including the size and strength of their legs in relation to their body, the length of their strides, and how much power they can generate with each jump. While it is true that big cats like lions and tigers tend to be some of the best leapers, there are many canids that can leap great distances as well. For example, the greyhound is a type of canid that can reach speeds of up to 45 miles per hour and can cover a distance of up to 7 feet in a single jump.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >7 feet in a single jump
            A snow leopard can cover 50 ft in a single jump, so saying canid are better at leaping is kinda weird when they're not really built for it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >dogs
        >more efficient killers than cats
        Lol. Lmao. Cats are literally near-perfection in the act of killing

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Most successful predator on the planet. Also the cutest.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >most successful predator on the planet
            definitely not a cat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ???

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I love that Orcas are so vicious to other animals but fairly amicable to humans.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I hate them in every aspect, day of the harpoon soon

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                They recognize that we're just like them

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Though cats are very good at killing, they are not near perfect. Their main method of killing is through strangulation, which can take a long time and be quite painful for the prey. In addition, they often do not kill their prey outright, but instead leave them wounded, which can be cruel.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Cats are literally near-perfection in the act of killing
          I hope you mean small cats and not big cats, because the latter are filthy thieves who steal from better predators.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        On average felids have a better successful hunt rate than canids.
        Everything else you said is irrelevant in the face of that fact alone.

        https://i.imgur.com/dKF01Zw.jpg

        Why can't werewolf movies be this terrifying?

        Because YA novels lmao.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          There are a number of factors that play into hunting success rates, and average successful hunt rates cannot be used to make sweeping statements about the abilities of two groups of animals. The statement also does not take into account the different types of prey that felids and canids typically hunt.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >average successful hunt rates cannot be used to make sweeping statements about the abilities of two groups of animals.
            Yes it can, very easily.
            Higher success rate = better hunter.
            There we go just solved your problems

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              It's probably not as black and white as that. A wolf might have a much higher success rate than a tiger for example, but as a trade off the wolf has to expend way more time and energy making a single kill since it's a long distance pursuit hunter. And on top of that at the end of the hunt it also has to share with the pack, meaning they have to hunt more often. "Better" is kind of a vague term when comparing things like this, and the fact that the dog/catgays who endlessly argue over it are moronic doesn't help

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Then it's an efficiency vs effectiveness problem.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'd still rather be locked in a room with a wolf than a fricking mountain lion

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >I'd still rather be locked in a room with a wolf than a fricking mountain lion
          Yeah, the wolf is smart enough that if you don't threaten it, it's probably not going to attack you out of fear and panic as its mental state deteriorates from being in close proximity to a threat.

          Cats are unstable morons.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If you were in the room long enough and she’s was in heat swollen wolf pussy would be cash. Mountain lions are gays

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the first 2 are prolly true but the other three are just moronic

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        he said big cat (panthera) for a reason.
        even then cougars are better then any canid

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's a picture of a bear

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I think hes fine

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    because then it'd be a werebear movie

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Bears? Where?

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