Because it turns out, intelligence, the tool use, social structure and inheriting knowledge it enables is the realest shit that obsoleted everything else.
Remember, our ancestors made megafauna and other hominids extinct all around the world, no matter how strong they were with nothing more advanced than sharp sticks and rocks.
we're different because we evolved differently.
any other animal evolves to fight/survive. they talk through body language, use fur for the cold, claws to rip open meat, strong stomach to kill bacteria, exoskeletons for defense, camouflage for stealth.
it's us that forgot all that because we never really needed to by building things that do this stuff for us.
Fingernails improve our dexterity by providing the pads of our fingers with a stiff flat backplate.
I would also wager nails are superior to claws as fine tools. I'd like to see a set of claws pull out a splinter
>would we be better off if we had heat cycles?
It's called ovulation. Somewhere in the evolution humans got so good at sex females started heating monthly, and both sexes being horny most of the rest of the time.
Does anything outside snails beats humans at sex time?
No primate has claws, our feet are too good for long distance travel, a tail may have it's uses when we aren't straight, but there is enough primates without it to say it's our exclusive loss.
Overall we're better than animal documentaries makes us look.
Not only are we intelligent, but our hands allow us to record and pass on our intelligence.
A single human in the jungle would be rolling in the mud like an animal, but we have the collective knowledge of 10,000 years worth of human at our disposal.
The only ones where the male is able to purposefully give the female an orgasm. All animals can have orgasms, most don’t have males that care to give them, and there’s no selective pressure to make females sensitive enough to have them easily.
Humans evolved an external clit just to make the orgasm less likely for how thoroughly the males pound shit so apparently not having an orgasm or having great difficulty having one is advantageous for a female (female orgasms were once considered a myth and most human men still don’t care to give them)
most women have difficulty to achieve orgasm because the muscles involved were never trained through daily masturbation like teens and young men do, I've been doing it often since my early teens and I can orgasm easily
t. probably the only real biological woman on Wauf
That's just pathway reinforcement, same way gay men start out needing a reacharound or at least some pressure on the dick before they can do it hands free.
>t. probably the only real biological woman on Wauf
You really think so? This is the animal board. I would imagine THIS more than any other would be the one with a sizeable female userbase.
Then why doesn't the animal kingdom care about getting the female off?
Now you mention ''pair bonding''
Take a look at mammals. The vast majority of females only care about the alpha male. They would be happy to share him with other females.
Receiving dick is the only thing nature designed you for, of course you can only think of a sexual based insult.
it's a provable fact. Womens sexual preferences change (read: emerge) during menstruation. They do get hornier, and they start looking at men on a 1-10 scale and eyeing body shapes like a man would see a woman. The rest of the time they're just running on fetishes instead of raw animal desire. Men, like male dogs, are horny 24/7/365.
they do, but women had to evolve concealed estrus because of all the rape and infidelity that was around before humans brains finally grew the extra 100cc
Concealed estrous was a mechanism to keep male partners around more frequently, not a rape response. It was beneficial for some proto female ancestor to have a competitive male keep guessing if she was in heat rather than just pump n dump. It's one of the things that make humans serial monogamists.
Personally i've also experienced both men and women being more frisky in the spring time. But that's probably only in places that have seasons.
Well not exactly. Cripples will not make it to spawning area for example. And since illusion of choice is removed then female will not simply go for richest male they can find.
But then we wouldn't have Charles Proteus Steinmetz
>Womens sexual preferences change (read: emerge) during menstruation.
But ovulation happens one week after menstruation, and sperm only last a few days in the womb.
Why would they get into heat when chances of conception are low ?
>heat cycles
Always had thought it would be best for humans to be more like an amphibian with a breeding season. At a point in the year everybody minds go blank and they go to nearest public pool of water to fuck like mindless frogs. Then everyone goes to their own homes and that's that, no drama or committing. And no pointless courtship competitions. Rest of year is as normal. What do you think?
Well not exactly. Cripples will not make it to spawning area for example. And since illusion of choice is removed then female will not simply go for richest male they can find.
I call that Saint Valentines day, spring break and winter respectively but I'm surprised we have non outside of these mostly cultural phenomenons
The only ones where the male is able to purposefully give the female an orgasm. All animals can have orgasms, most don’t have males that care to give them, and there’s no selective pressure to make females sensitive enough to have them easily.
Humans evolved an external clit just to make the orgasm less likely for how thoroughly the males pound shit so apparently not having an orgasm or having great difficulty having one is advantageous for a female (female orgasms were once considered a myth and most human men still don’t care to give them)
Honestly if we had It down like other apes which don't walk women likely would experience sexual discomfort when walking, that's like how some pants just irritate or brush against your privates every movement you take a step making It both hard and painful over the course of the day
My brother we are on a website known for cartoon porn and degeneracy. His viewpoint is as valid here as sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation is to the wider world.
Apes don't have claws either. It would probably injure their own hands when grabbing things. Claws have become obsolete when we spent the entire stone age inventing sharp things.
What about feline-style retractable claws? not saying we need them, but they wouldn't hurt our hands.
https://i.imgur.com/J07t3Jk.jpg
would we be better off if we had heat cycles? what about claws?
Claws or other natural weapons? Not so much. Even the other great apes can throw rocks, and a human (even one with no training of any kind) can and will pick up a big stick to defend himself if he feels threatened, thus rendering any natural weapons obsolete. With experience and learning a human can make a proper spear, which knock the socks off any known natural weapon, or even a bow & arrows, which is to any natural weaponry as a nuke is to conventional weapons.
Heat cycle? Maybe. It would certainly let us organise maternity wards more efficiently. Perhaps we would be able to focus on other stuff if we weren't so focused on sex all the time.
Women do have heat cycles. I'm sorry your unattractive.
Because it turns out, intelligence, the tool use, social structure and inheriting knowledge it enables is the realest shit that obsoleted everything else.
Remember, our ancestors made megafauna and other hominids extinct all around the world, no matter how strong they were with nothing more advanced than sharp sticks and rocks.
we're different because we evolved differently.
any other animal evolves to fight/survive. they talk through body language, use fur for the cold, claws to rip open meat, strong stomach to kill bacteria, exoskeletons for defense, camouflage for stealth.
it's us that forgot all that because we never really needed to by building things that do this stuff for us.
Fingernails improve our dexterity by providing the pads of our fingers with a stiff flat backplate.
I would also wager nails are superior to claws as fine tools. I'd like to see a set of claws pull out a splinter
Because we aren't animals!
A billion reasons. "Sapiens" by Yuval Noah Harari might hold some insights for you.
>would we be better off if we had heat cycles?
It's called ovulation. Somewhere in the evolution humans got so good at sex females started heating monthly, and both sexes being horny most of the rest of the time.
Does anything outside snails beats humans at sex time?
No primate has claws, our feet are too good for long distance travel, a tail may have it's uses when we aren't straight, but there is enough primates without it to say it's our exclusive loss.
Overall we're better than animal documentaries makes us look.
>humans so different
I present to you: apes
Not only are we intelligent, but our hands allow us to record and pass on our intelligence.
A single human in the jungle would be rolling in the mud like an animal, but we have the collective knowledge of 10,000 years worth of human at our disposal.
I read a while back that humans are the only ones in which females have orgasms
The only ones where the male is able to purposefully give the female an orgasm. All animals can have orgasms, most don’t have males that care to give them, and there’s no selective pressure to make females sensitive enough to have them easily.
Humans evolved an external clit just to make the orgasm less likely for how thoroughly the males pound shit so apparently not having an orgasm or having great difficulty having one is advantageous for a female (female orgasms were once considered a myth and most human men still don’t care to give them)
most women have difficulty to achieve orgasm because the muscles involved were never trained through daily masturbation like teens and young men do, I've been doing it often since my early teens and I can orgasm easily
t. probably the only real biological woman on Wauf
rule 31
lmao
internet rules are a meme
That's just pathway reinforcement, same way gay men start out needing a reacharound or at least some pressure on the dick before they can do it hands free.
>Attention-whoring like a real roastie
Checks out
>t. probably the only real biological woman on Wauf
You really think so? This is the animal board. I would imagine THIS more than any other would be the one with a sizeable female userbase.
A female orgasm isn't even important. It's just a little bit of extra lube.
A male orgasm is the reason why you are here.
>has never shared an orgasm with a woman
>doesn't know about pair bonding
typical unfuckable virgin stuff
Then why doesn't the animal kingdom care about getting the female off?
Now you mention ''pair bonding''
Take a look at mammals. The vast majority of females only care about the alpha male. They would be happy to share him with other females.
Receiving dick is the only thing nature designed you for, of course you can only think of a sexual based insult.
>yammers about other mammals
>will never experience a human bond
stay schizo, schizo.
Women have both
Humans do have heat cycles
it's a provable fact. Womens sexual preferences change (read: emerge) during menstruation. They do get hornier, and they start looking at men on a 1-10 scale and eyeing body shapes like a man would see a woman. The rest of the time they're just running on fetishes instead of raw animal desire. Men, like male dogs, are horny 24/7/365.
they do, but women had to evolve concealed estrus because of all the rape and infidelity that was around before humans brains finally grew the extra 100cc
Concealed estrous was a mechanism to keep male partners around more frequently, not a rape response. It was beneficial for some proto female ancestor to have a competitive male keep guessing if she was in heat rather than just pump n dump. It's one of the things that make humans serial monogamists.
Hence, to keep him from fucking off to impulsively rape 3 other women a day, and less chances of getting raped and losing your man to shame or combat
Humans are the rape apes
Personally i've also experienced both men and women being more frisky in the spring time. But that's probably only in places that have seasons.
But then we wouldn't have Charles Proteus Steinmetz
Statistically, more sex occurs in the winter when people are snowed in.
>Womens sexual preferences change (read: emerge) during menstruation.
But ovulation happens one week after menstruation, and sperm only last a few days in the womb.
Why would they get into heat when chances of conception are low ?
sperm can remain in the fallopian tubes for days
Not many. Seven at most iirc. But ovulation happens seven days after the end of menstruation.
They aren’t different and humans do go through heat and rut.
It’s one of the reasons asexuality doesn’t actually exist.
If you had a gf you'd know they have heat cycles, I can plan when shell be horny by keeping track of her period
>would we be better off if we had heat cycles?
Human females do have heat cycles. They just take birth control all their lives to suppress it.
>heat cycles
Always had thought it would be best for humans to be more like an amphibian with a breeding season. At a point in the year everybody minds go blank and they go to nearest public pool of water to fuck like mindless frogs. Then everyone goes to their own homes and that's that, no drama or committing. And no pointless courtship competitions. Rest of year is as normal. What do you think?
>orgy season
problem is everyone bones everyone and no one selects for positive traits
Well not exactly. Cripples will not make it to spawning area for example. And since illusion of choice is removed then female will not simply go for richest male they can find.
>Cripples will not make it to spawning area for example
Who takes care of the kids?
I call that Saint Valentines day, spring break and winter respectively but I'm surprised we have non outside of these mostly cultural phenomenons
Honestly if we had It down like other apes which don't walk women likely would experience sexual discomfort when walking, that's like how some pants just irritate or brush against your privates every movement you take a step making It both hard and painful over the course of the day
>no drama or committing. And no pointless courtship competitions
>Always had thought it would be best for humans
Okay incel.
Very normal thing to say anon. Maybe you should share this viewpoint with your friends or parents.
My brother we are on a website known for cartoon porn and degeneracy. His viewpoint is as valid here as sex in the missionary position for the purposes of procreation is to the wider world.
That said, anon needs to fix his goonbrain.
heat cycles and claws are for dumb animals, literally
we traded them for intelligence points, we're able to completely control our existence
Apes don't have claws either. It would probably injure their own hands when grabbing things. Claws have become obsolete when we spent the entire stone age inventing sharp things.
You don't really need claws if you have grasping fingers.
Also our flat nails add grip strength.
What about feline-style retractable claws? not saying we need them, but they wouldn't hurt our hands.
Claws or other natural weapons? Not so much. Even the other great apes can throw rocks, and a human (even one with no training of any kind) can and will pick up a big stick to defend himself if he feels threatened, thus rendering any natural weapons obsolete. With experience and learning a human can make a proper spear, which knock the socks off any known natural weapon, or even a bow & arrows, which is to any natural weaponry as a nuke is to conventional weapons.
Heat cycle? Maybe. It would certainly let us organise maternity wards more efficiently. Perhaps we would be able to focus on other stuff if we weren't so focused on sex all the time.