Why are geese the only type of bird to retain their dinosaur instincts?

Why are geese the only type of bird to retain their dinosaur instincts?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    This makes me wonder, did dinos move in the same twitchy way birds do? Why DO birds do the twitching?

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    What are dinosaur instincts? Being obnoxious?

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are geese the only type of bird to retain their dinosaur inst-ack

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    wieneratoos

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I could 100% beat a goose in a fight. Several geese, even.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Why are geese the only type of bird to retain their dinosaur instincts?
    ENTER

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >what is a roadrunner or a secretary bird

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    idk dude have you heard of vultures

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    All birds run the same OS

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      running from an aggressive bird is a terrible Idea, even huge wieners will falter if you remain calm and stalwart.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Wow even the huge wieners?

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You can't beat the wiener, man.

          You can with CBT

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        You can't beat the wiener, man.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >even huge wieners will falter if you remain calm and stalwart.
        Terrible advice for urbanites

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Birds are the best.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I dont get this, any adult is strong enough to grab these birds by the neck and give it a snap

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        the point isnt who can win, its who is scaryer to the other, and the birds won that.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        The goose just scared her. If the goose was really hurting her, I'm sure she would fight back and mabye kill it. You don't kill a dog when it scares you while barking behind a fence.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Because you probably have very biased and ill informed ideas of what dinosaur instincts mean, as if we could even know.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/8iwA4U2.jpg

      Theropods acted nothing like modern birds. I, as a time traveller would know this definitively.
      I can also tell you with certainty that they would make wonderful husbands and wives, but exceedingly poor mechanical engineers. It's not that they never tried to make any, they just didn't need them, so they ended up sucking and we threw them all away.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        kys

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Wow what an butthole and loser

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