Why are ducks so based?

Why are ducks so based?

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  1. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    i never go on this board and i grew up loving ducks an now i can't go back

  2. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    They are the perfect pet.
    Loveable
    Loyal
    Can lay eggs
    Attack buttholes
    Quack in the afternoon instead of mornings like the butthole rooster

  3. 12 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ducks created the ideal society. We can learn so much from them.

  4. 12 months ago
    Anonymous
  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unstoppable rape across land air and sea

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically? Rape. Ducks rape. Google it.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Are they birds? Are they mammals? They just don't give a frick.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      I saw a male Mallard do this in the water to a female today. Is it unironically rape?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >The drakes that end up being left out after the others have paired off with mating partners sometimes target an isolated female duck, even one of a different species, and proceed to chase and peck at her until she weakens, at which point the males take turns copulating with the female. Lebret (1961) calls this behaviour "Attempted Rape Flight", and Stanley Cramp and K.E.L. Simmons (1977) speak of "rape-intent flights". Male mallards also occasionally chase other male ducks of a different species, and even each other, in the same way. In one documented case of "homosexual necrophilia", a male mallard copulated with another male he was chasing after the chased male died upon flying into a glass window. This paper was awarded an Ig Nobel Prize in 2003

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Ducks are genuine serial rapists
        If I remember correctly they were always rapists, so the females adapted by having corkscrew shaped pussies, so the males adapted into having penises that launch out like rockets to blast through the meat maze.

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's how ducks mate. male gets on top of the female and grab a hold of the female neckfeathers for balance
        webm is probably from a pond or something with a massive gender imbalance

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >mama duck loses a couple of ducklings because she's too busy getting raped

      • 12 months ago
        Anonymous

        who's this homosexual ruining my trip to jurassic park?

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is this really the norm? Where I live I always see one male with two females. Thought he was some duck chad.

    • 12 months ago
      Anonymous

      >the fourth and fifth one showing up
      They have to let her go eventually... Right?

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