Why are cheetahs the jobbers of the cat family?

Why are cheetahs the jobbers of the cat family?

  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >you see, the fact is, cheetah, felines like you don't get to be king of the jungle.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They were domesticated at some point in the past so why not do it AGAIN

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >highest hunting success rate of any cat
    >jobber

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Let fastest land animal kill fast prey
      >Move in and steal his meal because they're skinny frail cats
      >Live to steal another meal
      Sure they have the highest success rate of cats, but how often do they actually FINISH a meal?

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Overly specialized, so will be the first big cat to go extinct in the wild.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      nooooooo 🙁

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Also overly cute and suitable as a domestic pet so they will be the last big cat to go extinct entirely.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      The asiatic cheetah is likely gone, but for the african, the parts of its range it still occupys isnt heavily populated and it doesnt have a strong demand for poaching due to its lack of use in traditional medicine. Tigers are more endangered than them.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They specced entirely into speed, but still have a 0 in stamina.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Literally the
    >I am sure to win because my speed is superior
    Of the felines. They're the only big cats I could confidently fuck up 1v1

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      and the lie is where? you don't see elephants fucking up cheetahs, because they're too big and can't run

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >running away is winning
        Top jen

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          It unironically is though. In nature anyway

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      tbf they aren't really a big cat

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        They’re literally made of paper because their physiology demands they be super skinny and twig-like, yes they’re a natural wonder being the fastest land animals and all but they’re lanklets at the end of the day while their competitors are more evened out.

        They are by like every metric lol, even snow leopards are considered ‘big cats’

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          >even snow leopards are considered ‘big cats’
          Yeah, because they're in the panthera genus. Cheetahs aren't

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Huh, pumas aren’t either, the more you know I guess

            • 1 year ago
              Anonymous

              Yeah. To be honest though, I agree with you. When people say "big cats" they generally mean to include cheetahs and pumas

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    what job are they looking for

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Escort services

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >What is a jobber?
      >The term "jobber" is also used to describe a small-scale wholesaler or middleman in the retail goods trade. A jobber, also known as a stockjobber, was a term used for a market maker on the London Stock Exchange
      I guess OP wants a Cheetah to help him with his finances.

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