Why are animals the only ones I get along with

They are so simple, kind, and loyal. They always appreciate my company. As long as I keep them fed and healthy they love me. They like to play and snuggle. They don't get mad or disappointed in me. They don't play weird mind games or gaslight me. They're simply my friends.

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    And then you repay them by sending them to the slaughterhouse?

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    They lack the capacity to recognize that you're a waste of space by human standards
    If you aren't a waste of space, then i retract the prior statement. There's just something mildly wrong with you. No biggie, you'd be dead or homeless if it were a proper issue

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a boyfriend and we like to play and snuggle. Just become a homosexual OP, it's great.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hi Dian

    (I had the privilige to talk with Ian Redmond and he described Fossey exactly as OP, she was 100% in some form autistic)

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good girl

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        My cousin offers me sexual favors.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice.

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    While OP is obviously autistic it's important to remember that (domesticated) animals have been breed for thousands of years to want to be with and serve humans, there is nothing wrong with enjoying their company and getting along with them. Enjoy it OP, just remember you'll need to get along with humans too if you want anything out of life.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >you'll need to get along with humans too if you want anything out of life.
      So uh, how do you do that? I never did learn how.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        you really don't need to get along with people. two people at most: your boss and your wife. how do you do it? suck up to them and do what they ask.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Because you're an autistic moron that acts like a c**t.
    kys

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably because too many humans are like
      Who could blame you for preferring animals to asshats. I do too.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Animals are never mean like this

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Chimpanzees will literally rip your limbs off.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          No

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            those are literally humans. i don't care about the memes, there is no homosexual genus. it's all pan. chimps are a race of humans, or all the different races of humans are just different kinds of chimp.

            Please go suicide by chimp

            https://i.imgur.com/QTV264C.jpg

            They are so simple, kind, and loyal. They always appreciate my company. As long as I keep them fed and healthy they love me. They like to play and snuggle. They don't get mad or disappointed in me. They don't play weird mind games or gaslight me. They're simply my friends.

            Probably because you want to be the center of the universe being loved and praised by all, which most people don't feel like doing. You seem insufferable

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              grow up

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          those are literally humans. i don't care about the memes, there is no homosexual genus. it's all pan. chimps are a race of humans, or all the different races of humans are just different kinds of chimp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            They have a lot in common with us but if they really were just another race then we would have crossbred with them multiple times through history and we would carry some chimp DNA while they would carry some human DNA like what happened to Neanderthals.

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              I'm a neanderthal

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Human women fall for neanderthal wiener.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Only if they feel threatened.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        lmao moron
        how do you think animals feed themselves?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I submit for your consideration the chicken

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