Why are American Bully fans obsessed with having the smallest one? I dont understand.

Why are American Bully fans obsessed with having the smallest one?
I don’t understand. I’ve tried asking some breeders on Instagram but they block me straight away.
They flex about how small their dogs are, and I just don’t understand it. Why is the smallness of a dog something to boast about?
They all do it in ebonics so it sounds even weirder.
I’ll be posting pics so you get an idea.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Makes their dick look bigger when breeding them

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SMASHED and SLAMMED is the only phenotype worth anything.

    Get a clue. Hit the weights. Have sex.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is wrong with them

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There's something morbidly appealing about these inbred amphibians but I'm not willing to jack off a dog to get a return on my investment.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    These ugly frickers actually sell?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah bro it's like a pyramid skeem

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No one in Fairport is me.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i get the appeal of tiny dogs
    interacting with a healthy well bred tiny italian greyhound or min pin is an easy way to feel like some kind of high class aristocrat from a bygone era
    i do not understand breeding dogs of any size into these deformed monsters though

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      what a bawd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The sheer pain and misery in that dogs eyes tells you all you need to know about the morality of these poor things. You are a piece of shit to make these.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      If you're gonna create an abomination whose every living moment is agony, the least you could do is give it a cool name so it at least has something to be happy about. Not fricking Cum Rag

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They're all brain damaged.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically, how long would it take to breed legs out entirely and just make these things wormdogs?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No idea, but I'm really tempted to find out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      just dock them bro, we do it with tails why not legs?

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you think God is mad at us for slamming and smashing those dogs?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    W-what's wrong with its tail?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You think that's bad, there's a picture of one of these things with a paw for a tail.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Are these guys making a living by pimping their dogs out?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        HAHAHAHAH

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The littlest smashling is what everyone wants nowadays

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't it sort of like stance bullshit with cars? They should know that this shit makes the car quantifiably worse in terms of usability, but they do it anyway because some sort of brain damage has made them think that it looks good or cool. Same with these shit bulls, though you'd have to be a little bit brain damaged to like "normal" shit bulls in the first place. At least these failed experiments are less dangerous and shorter-lived.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They know the truth that small ones won't murder you as easily.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Look at this bullshit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That's just a French bulldog

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I know, but it’s an especially SMASHED one.
        The same community I was talking about is also mental about frenchies and do unspeakable things to their already fricked up breed.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dog is more self aware than them. Trying to explain the motivations of these unnatural degenerate creatures is impossible.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They are almost always ghetto blacks acting tough but somehow instead of trying to get the deadliest, most intimidating dog they are obsessed with having the most inbred, less functional, most disabled and smallest creature.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I kind of like that, for some reason. Tough guys looking past the tired old "bigger and stronger is better" and in one area of life idealizing something small and weak.
        Not that I condone breeding these.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        my fricking sides are smashed and slammed

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >can run and jump with ease and comfort
        What a sell!

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It is a sell. A lot of these dogs have mobility issues.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >cropped ears
        the cherry on top

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        S E M E N E V A L U A T E D

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