Why are American Bully fans obsessed with having the smallest one?
I don’t understand. I’ve tried asking some breeders on Instagram but they block me straight away.
They flex about how small their dogs are, and I just don’t understand it. Why is the smallness of a dog something to boast about?
They all do it in ebonics so it sounds even weirder.
I’ll be posting pics so you get an idea.
Makes their dick look bigger when breeding them
SMASHED and SLAMMED is the only phenotype worth anything.
Get a clue. Hit the weights. Have sex.
what the fuck is wrong with them
There's something morbidly appealing about these inbred amphibians but I'm not willing to jack off a dog to get a return on my investment.
These ugly fuckers actually sell?
Yeah bro it's like a pyramid skeem
No one in Fairport is me.
i get the appeal of tiny dogs
interacting with a healthy well bred tiny italian greyhound or min pin is an easy way to feel like some kind of high class aristocrat from a bygone era
i do not understand breeding dogs of any size into these deformed monsters though
what a slut
The sheer pain and misery in that dogs eyes tells you all you need to know about the morality of these poor things. You are a piece of shit to make these.
If you're gonna create an abomination whose every living moment is agony, the least you could do is give it a cool name so it at least has something to be happy about. Not fucking Cum Rag
They're all brain damaged.
Realistically, how long would it take to breed legs out entirely and just make these things wormdogs?
No idea, but I'm really tempted to find out.
just dock them bro, we do it with tails why not legs?
you think God is mad at us for slamming and smashing those dogs?
W-what's wrong with its tail?
You think that's bad, there's a picture of one of these things with a paw for a tail.
Are these guys making a living by pimping their dogs out?
Yes.
HAHAHAHAH
The littlest smashling is what everyone wants nowadays
Isn't it sort of like stance bullshit with cars? They should know that this shit makes the car quantifiably worse in terms of usability, but they do it anyway because some sort of brain damage has made them think that it looks good or cool. Same with these shit bulls, though you'd have to be a little bit brain damaged to like "normal" shit bulls in the first place. At least these failed experiments are less dangerous and shorter-lived.
They know the truth that small ones won't murder you as easily.
Look at this bullshit.
That's just a French bulldog
I know, but it’s an especially SMASHED one.
The same community I was talking about is also mental about frenchies and do unspeakable things to their already fucked up breed.
My dog is more self aware than them. Trying to explain the motivations of these unnatural degenerate creatures is impossible.
They are almost always ghetto blacks acting tough but somehow instead of trying to get the deadliest, most intimidating dog they are obsessed with having the most inbred, less functional, most disabled and smallest creature.
I kind of like that, for some reason. Tough guys looking past the tired old "bigger and stronger is better" and in one area of life idealizing something small and weak.
Not that I condone breeding these.
my fucking sides are smashed and slammed
>can run and jump with ease and comfort
What a sell!
It is a sell. A lot of these dogs have mobility issues.
>cropped ears
the cherry on top
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