Who wins in this grudge match? Bonus: you're the fifth animal.

Who wins in this grudge match?
Bonus: you're the fifth animal.

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    all of them come out alive, lion and gorilla would just retreat while being bullied by bear and the anaconda would just coil up in a corner or escape through the bars if possible

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the bear would win, the bear would always win. you could argue that it depends on the time of year since they have to bulk up all year to get ready to hibernate during the winter, but a full size grizzly is massive and ridiculously strong. a massive gorilla could maybe come close, but my money is still on the bear

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    this is really a contest between
    the bear vs gorilla vs lion
    and then round 2 is the survivor versus the snake, in which the snake will most likely win.

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Snek could win just for being the least immediate threat.

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I’m picturing the gorilla grabbing the anaconda and cartoonishly whipping both the lion and the bear while chasing them out of an arena.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      You're memeing but a lot of morons actually believe they would do this.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If the bear had to fight everyone in this pic 1v1, it would easily win. If the bear had to fight everyone at the same time, it would probably get killed by the gorilla while murdering the lion. Anaconda would get torn to bits somewhere in the process or get away.

  7. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anaconda will just try to avoid others. It is an ambush predator and avoid fights. https://youtu.be/HpZFBGsdNvU
    The silverback gorillas usually weigh 135 to 195 kg
    Adult male lions weight 150 to 250 kg
    adult grizzly bear males weigh 180 to 360 kg
    On max size and average size I would say the bear would destroy the others. If we pick a big silver back gorilla and smallish lion and bear so they all will be on the same weight then I bet on the lion. Lions have to hunt by themselves when they don't have a pride, defeat other male lion to get his pride and defeat challenging lions trying to get his pride. Bears will occasionally hunt large prey and occasionally fight each other but I don't think their lifestyle is on the same tier as lions. Silverback gorillas are there mostly for intimidation. Gorilla's biggest predator is the leopard, much smaller than the silver back. It is not used to fight large predators as big as itself so it is lacking both in natural weaponry and size advantage.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Why are Brazilians like this?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        Those are moronic rednecks

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends who is the hungriest. Gorilla and snake are definitely going to have the worst time.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Monke win

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    It's between the gorilla and bear, but probably bear.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I think the bear would win.

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    They all become friends and hunt down OP as a unit.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I win because I get to watch them fight to death for my entertainment.

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Anacondas are not territorial animals like the others 3. The very large ones are aquatic animals that are handicapped by their size and weight on land. Lions are overrated, as a pack-hunter it sucks alone and gets crushed by the gorilla/grizzly that would goes berserk on him. Silverback and grizzly will avoid each other because both will be seriously injured if they try to fight.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >gets crushed by the gorilla
      Doubt

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      They are not gonna lose to gorillas lmao, however a grizzly might do the job

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      No way in HELL is a male lion getting killed by a silverback.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        lions are weak homosexuals

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >it sucks alone

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the snake because it just gets out between the bars of the cage

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Anaconda slithers out through the bars
    >Gorilla sits in a corner and plays with a piece of straw
    >Bear goes up to lion, gets swatted, stands up but then waddles to other end of the cage
    >Lion goes to sleep while bear paces back and forth
    Sometimes the answers aren't so clear

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Wish I could find a way to disappear

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        All these words they make no sense.

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