Who wins?

  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    1,000,000,000,000 rats

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      One trillion rats would ravage the whole continent.

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    OH NO NO ANIMAL BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Guns can't harm brown bears, it's been proven.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Lol
        Let's talk about that again after Paddington got a dozen 5.56 rounds through his cranium

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >who coming

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Whoever wins, we lose

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    anacondas don't fight, they just chill and overpower smaller animals when they need to eat, which is like 5 times a year

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      In other words, they lose

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I think a bear with cubs would be very precarious, a gorilla avoidant, the lion isn't so noble, as a jaguar would attempt on it, and an anaconda would just be like, "hello darkness my old friend". But I bet the thermal signature off the jacobson organ from the snake would make it slip back into the water.

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Bear, easily. They get underestimated because they're fat and stupid looking, but the big ones can absolutely fuck shit up.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      They are also kind of lazy tempermented alot of the time.

      I doubt you could ever get this close to wild lions and live to tell about it. Bears are pretty chill.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >Bears are pretty chill.

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Gorillas can't kill anything except the snake, if the snake is non-venomous it can't kill shit.

    If the bear and the lion are similar sizes I'd say the lion wins, because it's more geared for predator on predator fighting (thick fur on neck longer claws/teeth), of course if the bear is significantly bigger it'll win, but with high dif.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Brown bears definiteoy beat lions, it's Siberian Tigers that give them problems.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Cave lions actually used to prey on cave bear, both being larger than their modern counterparts, but a brown bear averages about 800 lbs minimum and an african lion is like half that, now a lion vs a black bear would be a fairer fight since they weigh similarly.

        King Frederick I of Sweden apparently pitted a huge lion against a bear in a pit and it won, but you never really get the true sizes of these animals, of course a bear twice the size of a lion has good odds, but lb for lb I think lions have the edge.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          >but a brown bear averages about 800 lbs minimum
          Interior grizzlies average like 600 pounds, only Kodiak bears and coastal brown bears are that big on average

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The bear. Cats are pussies. Gorilla is just a bear without teeth and claws. Snake is gummy worm.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Siberian tigers have been known to kill brown bears.

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Green anaconda are pussies

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    How big is the cage?

    If it's big, the snake will probably win by just avoiding all combat and waiting for the other three to legit kill one another because it's snek and doesn't want anything to do with non-prey and can hide really well.

    Or if the bars are too wide, snek will just get out and say fuck the whole thing.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly rips the snake apart and the lion severely wounds, but doesn't kill, the Gorilla. Then whoever's the least injured between the two wins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >lion doesn’t kill gorilla
      Leopards beat gorillas, how is it gonna take a lion

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The gorilla

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    If it was an Alaskan grizzly, then the bear would fuck the lion up based on the weight advantage alone. Even one from the lower 48 has got at least a solid 200 pounds on the lion, there's no contest. Same thing with the gorilla. The snake wouldn't even know what's going on because reptiles are dumb fucking morons that barely qualify as alive in the first place.

    If I had to place them:
    Grizzly>>Lion>Gorilla>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dumb fucking snake

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Aren’t the Alaskan “grizzlies” closer to Kodiak bears anyway?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Kodiak bears are grizzlies (Ursus arctos), horribilis is the mainland subspecies whereas middendorffi is the Kodiak subspecies.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Grizzlies are U. a. horribilis. Ursus arctos as a whole are brown bears, grizzly is generally only applied to horribilis and only occasionally used for other subspecies which isn’t exactly correct seeing as horribilis was the first to be called grizzly bear

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Depends who engages who initially. Too many variables and outcomes to say.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Snake. He slithers out because he's just a scared little noodle while all the other animals maul each other and bleed out.

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    sorry, wrong reptile

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      croc can easily one hit everyone.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        If the cage was submerged in water, sure.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >croc can easily one h-ACK

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          That’s a caiman

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            Came in what? Don't leave us hangin like that bro.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          If the caiman is smaller than the jaguar then it's a small caiman.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            >croc can easily one h-ACK

            The size difference is actually pretty big and makes those videos of jaguars merking caiman less impressive. Jaguars in the Amazon weigh like 200 pounds while spectacled caiman, the most common species which jaguars prey, only grow up to 80 pounds.

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            The size difference is actually pretty big and makes those videos of jaguars merking caiman less impressive. Jaguars in the Amazon weigh like 200 pounds while spectacled caiman, the most common species which jaguars prey, only grow up to 80 pounds.

            Ok, what about this you bunch of caiman copers, croc attacks a lion cub in it's element with its back turned and still gets ACK'd but lives to tell because the cat is too busy not trying to drown.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              that's a sub-adult (or female) crocodile just fucking a lion for funsies. Crocodilians are notorious for such behavior and given the lions reaction, this has happened to it multiple times.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                >it didnt rly want to eat that cat cub its just a heckin trollerino
                What a reptilian brained response.

              • 1 month ago
                Anonymous

                Crocodilians fuck around like that all the time. They are among the most laid back animals.
                Look at this video for example where a gator just headbutts a kayak and lets the guy paddle away with no problem. It must've greatly amused itself.

            • 1 month ago
              Anonymous

              If that’s a lion cub then that’s a baby crocodile

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          NONONO CAIMAN BROS WE GOT TO COCK-ACK!

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          jaguars even avoid ponds with black caiman, a saltie would scare the spots off of em

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      still bear

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    bear

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the ~~*gentleman)) in the small hat selling tickets

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >Who wins?
    not this time Hispanic cage fight cartel member

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    whoever wins, we lose

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the snake because it would sleep in the corner while the rest mortally wound each other

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly easily defeats lion

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    the bear forces the door of the cage open and runs away
    the gorilla follows him out and shuts the door behind him
    the snake slithers through the bars
    the lion dies alone because he's retarded

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That would be impossible since the Lion would want to fight from the start. it's either lion or bear. Snake is useless and can only kill dumb dogs. and gorilla is too peaceful to fight

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        all wild animals tend to panic and try to escape when forced into a cage match

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Lion would almost start a fight since it's one of the animals that was added in pit fights for that reason. it would be between bear or snake

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            fug I meant bear or Lion

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Speaking from experience?

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          This is a hypothetical, deboonker redditor retard. Go be a gay somewhere else.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        This. Leopards and Jaguars can clear big snakes and Gorilla would just be in the way. Depends on the size of the bear but Lion might win it.

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