Who do you choose?

Who do you choose?

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  1. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Tyranosaur, why? You are not its prey and it doesnt feel threatened by you.

  2. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Triceraptops

  3. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Depends which dromaeosaur that is, if its a smaller one like a velociraptor go with it since its alone it might not even start shit.
    If its larger then Id go witht the triceratops
    Quetzalcoatlus and the tyrannosaurid arent real choices

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >if its a smaller one like a velociraptor
      velociraptor specimens vary a lot in size.

      at least one was preserved in the act of murdering an animal about the size of a human

  4. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the pterodactyl looks easy to fight

  5. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Do you choose:
    >10 meter tall death bird that most likely preyed on animals our size
    >A Tyrannosaurus fricking Rex
    >possibly omnivorous walking tank that will most likely get agitated in such a confined space
    >small pack hunter which your average human could most likely kill bare handed

    Gee I fricking wonder! Some real morons in this thread.

  6. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Velociraptor easily.

  7. 1 year ago
    Sage

    Velo easily. You are a moron if you pick anything else for any reason.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, I have no idea how anyone could even choose anything else. The thing probably wouldn't even want anything to do with you.

  8. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    You haven't said what weapons we would have.

  9. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    the t-rex or the quetzacoatlus
    quickly run between their legs. the room is too small for them to turn, they try to put their head between their legs to chase me, fall and get stuck, then I snack on them

  10. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I can take all of them as long as I have rock or stick.
    This our planet now.

  11. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    If they're blocking the exits, I can simply stay in the middle of the garage and be fine

  12. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    I suspect that none of them will stop freaking out by the time the half an hour expires, so I want the least maneuverable one that won’t just knock the building down around us, and I suspect that is going to be the Tyrannosaur.

    I’m not really afraid of being eaten by the other three, but perhaps harmed in their freak out. Of course if these animals have been trained to be calm on concrete floors in industrial buildings, it’s a different story.

  13. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    velociraptor because it's small enough that I can kick it

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >ki
      >not fu

  14. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Triceratops because it's one of my faves and it'd be neat to see one alive

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      second that

  15. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >Apple still trying to float this corpse

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      Cope

  16. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    >pick velociraptor
    >start across the floor from each other
    >raptor comes up to you, bobbing its head and looking up at you curiously
    >gives you that stupid bird eye head tilt that birds do
    >punt it with all of my force
    >stomp on it before it can even react to 65 million years of evolution and a further thousand years of boot manufacturing collapses upon its head

  17. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone who picks Quetzalcoatl is a dumbass.
    Assuming the raptor is a velociraptor and not, say, deinonychus, it'd be the best option. Not saying that it's gonna be an easy one, but at least that's a fight you can plausibly win. And maybe the fricker won't attack you in the first place seeing how it's alone and you're decently bigger than it.
    If it's a deinonychus or someone of similar/bigger size... you're fricked. Would probably pick triceratops then because at least it wouldn't be interested in eating me, and then try to not get its attention. In the worst case it's probably the one who'll be the least capable of maneuvering in an enclosed space.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      >Would probably pick triceratops then because at least it wouldn't be interested in eating me,
      ceratopsians were omnivores

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >ceratopsians were omnivores
        Explain. With proof and sources, preferably.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          There are no real sources, because it's purely wild-ass guessing. No ceratopsian assemblage has ever been found with animal matter where its digestive system would be.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      This, Quetz is almost specifically designed to eat human sized animals and is very adept on the ground. But Wauf knows frick all about animals, of course.
      Triceratops has the bonus of being the most likely to bust through the walls and escape itself, leaving you to possibly be able to just chill in the empty garage for a half hour.

      >Would probably pick triceratops then because at least it wouldn't be interested in eating me,
      ceratopsians were omnivores

      Subversive garbage. There's absolutely zero proof of this beyond "hey wouldn't it be cool if..." caliber paleoart. And even if it was an omnivore, better that than the 3 carnivores.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >Quetz is almost specifically designed to eat human sized animals and is very adept on the ground
        A 200 kg flying animal is not going to eat a 70-100 kg animal and be able to fly. Maybe if you’re like 50kg, but even that is probably pushing it.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Azdarchids probably spent lots of time on the ground. And things like storks and herons routinely eat things the same size relative to them as we would be to a Quetz.
          In any case it's a moot point, as this one is trapped in a fricking garage.

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          Isn't that thing the size of a giraffe? 200kg feels pretty light.

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Same, I understand they had hollow bones but surely it wouldn't have made that much of a difference? Giraffes can weigh more than 9x that amount. Hell even Ostriches can weigh up to 140kg.

            Just doesn't add up,..

          • 1 year ago
            Anonymous

            Same, I understand they had hollow bones but surely it wouldn't have made that much of a difference? Giraffes can weigh more than 9x that amount. Hell even Ostriches can weigh up to 140kg.

            Just doesn't add up,..

            Quetzalcoatl is the largest known flying creature of all time, but they are mostly wing membrane and highly pneumatic bone. Leaving aside the massive amount of lung tissue in their bodies and skeletons, they are only a small fraction of the body volume of a giraffe.

  18. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quetzal easily

  19. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    The herbivore. As long as I stay out of it's way and don't startle it I'll be good.

  20. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Quetzacoatlus.
    I'm not sure which species that dromaesaurid is. There are species I'd be fine with, and species I'd rather avoid.
    The other two you have to rely on them being in a good mood, else you're toast.

  21. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    Easy

    Pterodactyl.

    It's not flying anywhere inside the fricking garage and is fricking useless on the ground.

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      If the dromaeosaur is a velociraptor then I pick that and snap it's neck/stomp it. If it's bigger then I pick the triceratops and just huddle in a corner perfectly still. Unless it's freaking out because it wants to escape then I should be fine; it has no incentive to kill me.

      Quetzacoatlus.
      I'm not sure which species that dromaesaurid is. There are species I'd be fine with, and species I'd rather avoid.
      The other two you have to rely on them being in a good mood, else you're toast.

      Quetzal easily

      It will eat you whole. Look at videos of pelicans eating pigeons; that's you.

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It will eat you whole

        Probably more interested in escaping the garage will will break me out

        • 1 year ago
          Anonymous

          You don’t think you’ll get stomped as collateral of it running around and freaking out like an animal that’s been trapped for the first time?

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

        >It will eat you whole
        fricking hot
        yeah, I'll take the 'actyl

    • 1 year ago
      Anonymous

      "Pterodactyls" don't exist you frickwit, it's a pterosaur, quetzalcoatlus specifically

      • 1 year ago
        Anonymous

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  22. 1 year ago
    Anonymous

    velociraptor is only as dangerous as a fox or so

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