Which animals are great at replacing women?

Got cheated twice, and I'm tired of women and relationships. But I can't let go of my need for companionship. I know Tesla fell in love with pigeon. What animals do you think are best for companionship?

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  1. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    Get a cat. Embrace the toxo

  2. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A hound.

  3. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    The right dog is probably your best best for a companion. Most are loyal, soft and able to follow you most places.
    Keep in mind relationships are work, and one with an animal is no different. You don't take care of it, it's not gonna take care of you.
    If you can't be bothered to care for a living thing, you are the problem and your best bet for companionship is a cultivated mold.

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      any recommended molds?

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The right dog is probably your best best for a companion. Most are loyal, soft and able to follow you most places.
      >Keep in mind relationships are work, and one with an animal is no different. You don't take care of it, it's not gonna take care of you.
      It's not that I can't take care of it. But mammals before closer to humans I am worried how the intent of the owner would affect them, as opposed to why a regular person would buy a dog. Ofcourse I don't mean any sexual nonsense that's being said in this thread. But I have seen the cats of the crazy cat ladies, and they are always weird.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        what are you looking to do with the dog that an ordinary dog owner would not?

        • 5 months ago
          Anonymous

          Aren't dogs really good at reading people and are greatly affected by them? I never owned a dog so I could be wrong, but I have seen a lot of videos on youtube where dogs have messed up personalities and doesn't listen to the owner even though the owner was really good to it. The dog expert then says the reason for it is, the owner being overly affectionate and treating it like child, therefore they never develop a master-dog like relationship and the dog sees no reason to ovey the owner. Me treating it like a lover, even without the gross bestiality stuff, wouldn't be a healthy way to raise a dog, no?

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            There's a group of people who buy into discredited dominance theory bullshit who think you need to be shit to dogs for them to behave well.
            Like, just being good to them isn't going to fix behavioral issues, but it's not going to cause them either.

          • 5 months ago
            Anonymous

            >me treating it like a lover
            which means what, beyond what would be expected of a good pet owner anyway?

  4. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    A jar of leeches would be the closest option

  5. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    based Tesla realizing women can be replaced by a frickin pigeon

  6. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >women
    sex is a side mission, not the main quest. stop building sandcastles

  7. 5 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Im terrible at choosing a human counterpart, how do I become a degenerate zoophile?
    kys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      Something small and fragile, birds are good for this purpose. It sucks when something goes wrong with them but it’s more rewarding when they recover.

      It’s not a sexual thing. However you were the first to bring zoophilia up so you should kys

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      >women
      sex is a side mission, not the main quest. stop building sandcastles

      OP here, I never said anything about sex and mentioned Tesla's case to give you an idea. Ehy would even say that, when I am clearly talking about companionship.

      • 5 months ago
        Anonymous

        if it's not at least partially about sex, then why not men? why not try having friends like a normal person?

    • 5 months ago
      Sage

      fpbp

    • 5 months ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp

      Samegay moron. Atleast try to understand what's being said.

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