When it comes to cat simulators, there are such acclaimed gems as Stray and Little Kitty Big City. What do dogs have?

When it comes to cat simulators, there are such acclaimed gems as Stray and Little Kitty Big City. What do dogs have? That's right, nothing. It's because dogoloids are profoundly worthless people who love to boss others around, but aren't capable of anything worthwhile themselves. L.

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      because of the king? I would've chosen yoshi's island if I picked a Mario game

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That's a tanuki. They fly with their giant ball sack.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Raccoon dogs ≠ dogs

        NTA but there is a dog in the game

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh… weird…

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Raccoon dogs ≠ dogs

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #1;The greatest of all time

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #2

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has never been playable, which is a shame. Better him than that useless frick Roll.

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    #3

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    genuinely feel sorry for anyone who didnt play 101 dalmatians on the ps1 as a kid

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I like cats and dogs.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so did hitler. you’re not a nazi, are you?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Cats lost round one of Wauflympics while dogs are still going strong in round two.

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In the 90s there was P.A.W.S. for Windows 3.x.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >90s
      Good Christ

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why does her face look like it belongs on the sharty?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You know why.

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >What do dogs have?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/YbMt7cQ.jpeg

      Those look aggressively bad

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        WolfQuest is a 10/10 on Steam.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh
          surprising

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's also an educational game

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    dog chads we cant stop winning
    catcels on suicide watch

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/57ijljG.jpeg

      may not be many dog simulators but theres probably more dogs in games than mangey cats

      Legit makes sense because of the unique ways a typical "dog person" and a typical "cat person" approach their pets

      "Dog people" by default view their pets as wholly separate from themselves and more like a buddy, a separate part of their life. A dog is interacted with and shows their own will to power to confirm that they are in fact an individual. Dog people have, since the beginning of time, seen dogs as individuals. Dog people also don't like ALL dogs, they like THEIR dog and their friends dog, like no one likes ALL humans unless they are a deranged liberal that would make excuses for hitler if they weren't told not to by The Experts.

      "Cat people" by default ARE their cat. Their ego is tied up in their cat. Hence why the trademark of a cat person is that they dislike dogs (they prey on cats) and believe cats have at least one magical or superior quality, often secretly related to the cat persons own self image. Rather than being another person the cat is an ideal, an ubermensch - although in practical reality it is a horrendously dumb animal - that's just how cat people tend to view them. The cat is "the familiar", a magical container, a symbol, its owner has placed part of their own soul inside.

      Therefore, when a dog is in a video game, it is a separate character you interact with, and can be an ally or the enemy. Separate dogs can fill each role.
      When a cat is in a video game, it is the player's self insert, and it is always the hero.

      That's just how dog people and cat people expect it to be.

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why did you waste time typing out this schizo wall of text based on shallow observations and generalizations

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doggays are incredibly insecure, why else would they buy an animal used for defence?

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >an animal used for *defense
            Most dogs are incompetent as guards and only make a surprised noise if they notice someone coming towards the house.

            >"defence"
            Of course a bongoloid is a dog hating cat worshiper. You gays have a weird sort of cat religion over there where you believe the cats somehow saved you from the plague despite academic observations revealing cats have no effect on rat populations. I've seen screenshots of terms from british cat rescues where they require that the cats be allowed to roam, and brits apparently have laws protecting roaming cats to the point that they will put down a dog for eating a cat but not a rabbit or a fox despite the ethical equivalency - as the british do not believe their cat is an invasive, trespassing pest and everyone is obligated to love cats to the point that any offence against a cat should be considered as if it were an offence against a person. Odd coming from people that believe tearing apart live badgers and foxes is a sporting activity!

            Truly, there are
            "people with cats" (normal, rational, exactly like everyone else)
            And then there are
            "cat people" (feline worship cult)

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Quite based. Britain also has the office of cat in chief, and the current one has survived five PM's and two monarchs while having a higher public approval rating than any of them.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >kwoyt based innit
                >brittin also as the office o the cat in chief
                >current ones survived five prime ministahs an two queens
                >love me that bugger

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Dayum homie whats wit dem cat homosexual foos bein all dumb n shit, animals an animal cat aint no diffent from a fox no way no how shit dog if you want your cat alive dont let it hop the fence onto mah frickin property homeboy got frickin damn dont want no cat turds in my corn patch son ya hear my pittie will eat it my wifes husky will eat it my son been shootin cats to keep his classmates n shit outta the crosshairs boy we all gon git it ,git yer cat on yer sidea the fance damn homie DAMN no cap aint no tolerance for this NAP transgression homie vote trump frick islam hope israel wins and kills all them jordanian terrorists now. frickin muslims hate my frickin dog and like cats i aint got shit for that shit frickin shit damn homie read your jesus shit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Biden also has a cat btw. Cat chads run this planet.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Biden is more of a dog person but sucks at it
                Trump hates all animals
                We need to retvrn to obama

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Authentic dallas-fort worth dixiebabble

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Shockingly accurate, this is how american doggays actually talk

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is just a map of womens liberation and urbanization = multiple cats per home and poor education = 5 pitbulls in the backyard

                In the end the own is actually on cats. Pets for useless childless homosexuals. Dogs as always are more of a social stratification thing than a social decay thing.
                Cats ALWAYS = decay, child replacements
                But dogs are ALWAYS a question of which where why how and how many. The dog person bell curve dares to widen in all directions. The cat person bell curve is tall and narrow - perfectly inoffensive - stagnant - useless. Dogs find themselves among physicists and day laborers alike whilst cats consistently accompany poets and authors - inoffensive and useless.

                Large minds (dog people) will get this. Small minds (cat bugmen) will short circuit and fall back on meme-babble.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                dangerously true tbh
                it takes more bravery to be a dog person because your associations run from the bottom of society to the to top. falter at all and be a stereotype in the eyes of a passive aggressive cat fan even if you are perfectly average. meanwhile the average cat fan is some midwit who wrote a shitty novel and called themselves intellectual for it.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                How come the poorest states are all dog-dominated, buddy? Dog is definitely a social stratification pet. If you get one, you get knocked off the ladder.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Why are you asking a question I already answered in the first few sentences? Clearly this has more to do with womens lib, childless urbanites, and proximity to racial diversity than anything else. The cat is a binary, the dog is an open ended question.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                look at a racial demographics map and realize the poor useless people in the south might need a little more from their child replacement than two big eyes and a high pitched noise. meanwhile the useless and poor coasties who live paycheck to paycheck even on an inflated wage for a “social media managers associate” need to cram as many substitute babies into their apartment as possible and nothing else.

                the master class of man keeps a single dog and never something so useless, inflexible and dirty as a cat

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                You already got your answer
                Untermensch = several dogs or several cats, depending on severity of the decay of the family unit (cats lean more towards antinatalism and spiritual poverty, dogs lean more towards fiscal poverty)
                Ubermensch = single pet

                Owning more than one pet per household is generally subhuman behavior.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                > Owning more than one pet per household is generally subhuman behavior.
                That’s quite the statement. Most people own more than one pet if they own any at all.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                This is just a map of womens liberation and urbanization = multiple cats per home and poor education = 5 pitbulls in the backyard

                In the end the own is actually on cats. Pets for useless childless homosexuals. Dogs as always are more of a social stratification thing than a social decay thing.
                Cats ALWAYS = decay, child replacements
                But dogs are ALWAYS a question of which where why how and how many. The dog person bell curve dares to widen in all directions. The cat person bell curve is tall and narrow - perfectly inoffensive - stagnant - useless. Dogs find themselves among physicists and day laborers alike whilst cats consistently accompany poets and authors - inoffensive and useless.

                Large minds (dog people) will get this. Small minds (cat bugmen) will short circuit and fall back on meme-babble.

                This exchange demonstrates a major difference between Dog Person Thought and Cat Person Thought

                The t person is more shallow and sees a contest where they hope to best those god damn dog people. On average, on average.... VICTORY! Indeed the cat-type does love their averages. The cat person's mind instantly orients to how they could dislike dogs and dog owners, and justify that, and they need an average to do so. Their ego depends on the supremacy of the cat and therefore themselves as their ego is the cat itself.

                The dog person starts thinking about it in terms of the socio-economic situation of the average person who owns multiple pets, asking multiple qestions, delving deeper and deeper into the possible implications of a simple statistic. The dog person alone will grow as a person and mature to this point:
                "Your data is insufficient to make any conclusions"

                The dog person is primed to adopt this approach by the diversity of dogs - the engram of superficial similarity and deep currents of diversity is already impressed upon their brain. The longer they stay a dog person, the more The Details become their god.
                >Which breeder which bloodline how socialized when by who how which training method aversives or no how severe details please DETAILS!
                The engram of uniformity is impressed upon the cat person's brain by their adoration for a uniform animal. The longer they state a cat person, the more The Average becomes their god.
                >a cat IS JUST A CAT because cats are cats THATS IT!

                This is why the IQ bell curve of dog people seems to be a great U. A world rich in details enriches great minds and numbs small ones.

                > Owning more than one pet per household is generally subhuman behavior.
                That’s quite the statement. Most people own more than one pet if they own any at all.

                Statistically exactly half of humanity is "subhuman", and up to 90% could be called sub-midwit.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Dumb image
                >samuel clemens
                Notorious dog person
                >schrodinger
                Dog person

                I like the one where all the cat people are well dressed, clearly urban homosexuals better

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                As a bird person this hits nail after nail

                Cat people took “brevity is the soul of wit” the wrong way
                Dog people span from janitor to lab tech to head researcher and they all ask too many damn questions and try too hard

                Dont hire dog people unless you want half to quit, half to try and get promoted over you, and half of the latter half to call the feds on your business

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Holy shit there are places with more cats than dogs????

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Cancer
                Imagine being britsh and living there
                Its like some sad, cat infested, parody of itself

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing cat-infested can ever be sad.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                clown world capital

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Based Brit’s

                clown world capital

                That would be america

                Biden is more of a dog person but sucks at it
                Trump hates all animals
                We need to retvrn to obama

                >obama
                Gross

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              your posting style is so fricking moronic, and you repeat the same schizophrenic garbage over and over again. this is not the first time you seethe about bongs either. i hope some pitbull will rip out your neck soon, so you'll stop polluting this board with your mind numbingly moronic schizo walls of text

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                ok but hes right

                cat worshipers are fricking cancer
                >NOOO CATS ARE APEX PREDATORS AND SMARTER THAN DOGS AND CLEAN AND THEY NEVER NEED PICKED UP AFTER!
                fricking morons. your outdoor cat is a PEST. i WILL kill it before it shits in my garden again.

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                he’s not right, nobody says that and you’re not going to do shit, homosexual

              • 4 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                hes right. cat worship is a real problem.

                see: TNR.
                dog people would never.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Doggays are incredibly intelligent and observant of general social trends as dog ownership trains them to be, or else they would be incapable of managing a pet with the intelligence of a small primate. These shallow observations insult you, but they are effective.

          Cat people on the other hand are

          Doggays are incredibly insecure, why else would they buy an animal used for defence?

          what they say dog people are. Most aggression in the "console war" is from cat people. Cat people famously wrote and worship numerous essay length insults against dog people, such as hp lovecrafts "cats and dogs". Because, again, although those observations appear shallow and may be insulting, they are overwhelmingly accurate and functional. The dog is necessarily an inferior because the dog person views them as separate and thus they are rationally, an inferior. The cat is an equal because the cat person projects themselves onto the cat and they are thus an equal with their own avatar.

          just observe how quickly you will be accused of hating cats... say, you speak this
          >cats belong inside. they are just an animal they do not know the difference. you are just shortening the lifespan by letting them out. keep them occupied indoors.
          This does not insult the cat, it is a simple observation.. but it does insult the cat person because they project so much of their ego onto the cat that they have also assigned it their wanderlust and dissatisfaction with orderly society. So, the cat person says in response, with a wounded ego, "why do you hate cats so much you homosexual dogFRICKER!? CAT WEBSITE GO BACK"

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Is this is intended as a parody, 10/10

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              >is this is? this is this? this this that? duhhhhh number slash number
              homie got hit with thoughts so profound he had a stroke and threw an error code

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this dumb c**t really thinks outdoor cat tards are the only cat owners that exist. that anecdote kinda looks like this:
            "tell a dog owner not to keep their dog chained up outside in all hours and all weathers with no interaction besides MAYBE feeding and watering and they'll call you a fascist trying to control their property."
            yeah, that's how moronic you sound.

  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      awww cute animals :3

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    may not be many dog simulators but theres probably more dogs in games than mangey cats

  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    we just love our falseflag console war threads don’t we folx

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That’s a magical wolf god

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So is it decent to kill some time with? I heard the cat's jumps are pretty shit in favour of some BotW-like climbing mechanic to get to higher places, and something about being a cat that can jump 3 feet just sounds kinda lame lel.

        Not that anon and technically, yeah you're right, but you can unlock playing as a white version of the canine warriors on a new file after beating the game and meeting certain requirements. IIRC there's a shiba inu, spitz, boxer, tosa and pointer, and you can switch freely between all the appearances you've collected. I know it's not perfect but frick it, I love Okami.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          That’s pretty cool. I should give it a replay myself sometime

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Dog movies have always been highly successful and culturally relevant pieces of art. Cat movies? Nope. Nothing.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Dogoloids wish there was a single dog movie one percent as good as The Last Wish

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You need to be over 18 to post here

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How will I continue to live without some goyslop dog video toy for children?

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    just stay on Wauf with the rest of the redditors, there's nothing for you here

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Because an accurate dog simulator would likely involve eating 1-2 roaming cats a day, killing some libturds let alpaca for sustenance, and destroying a chicken farm.

    We let cats roam because their freedom is meaningless. They were born submissive to our will.
    Dogs are competitors when they are not friends.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >so low-T that a dog is considered competition
      ngmi

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Without advanced technology, with man reduced to a spear chucking caveman, wild dogs are a legitimate competitive threat to humanity. The reason they've persisted for over 40,000 years is because this is the only way apex canines and apex primates can coexist, otherwise one of them has to annihilate the other. And as you can guess, together with dogs, we've annihilated most of the wolves on the planet, neanderthal style. It just so happens that joining forces with another apex predator makes us OP because our senses are dogshit and we're more skittish and afraid of being injured (humans are among the slowest healing animals and can lose limbs to popped zits, while dogs can recover from major fleshwounds without aid)
        >neanderwolves: but i am larger and more robust, i am based and trad, my brain is even bi-ACK
        >heckin reddit doggo: grug have slightly better social skill and more friend hehehehe

        So yeah a dog simulator would be a tragic horror story. Just imagine an actual cro magnon man, transported to the modern day, freaking the frick out, being paranoid and violent like he naturally would. Killing pets and livestock for food, attacking people who walk towards him too quickly. There's a moment where someone shows him kindness and he recognizes it, but the illusion is broken when a group of modern males pursue him making loud noises so he runs, hides, and flanks them with an attack. They catch him and put him in a cage. Then he's killed and his body used for science.

        Now replace the caveman freaking the frick out with a stray dog, same thing

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Humans had already begun driving some megafauna species to extinction prior to the domestication of the dog. Dogs definitely helped speed things up, but I think we still would have been alright without them. There were also many parts of the planet without wolves that humans ended up inhabiting so no competition there.

          >because our senses are dogshit
          I feel like this sentiment gets overblown on this board. The raw data we gather from senses like hearing or smell isn't as robust as a dog, but our intelligence allows us to combine and interpret limited data better than other animals. Plus our vision is actually really good for a non-avian predator, better than felines or canines in all areas but night vision.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I snapped a stray kitty's neck to mercy kill it after I kicked it so hard it struggled to move and started squealing and hissing. I didn't read your post past "1-2 cats" by the way

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >T. doesn't have friendly dogs

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Coyote sim sounds pretty rad. When's the release date?

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