tourist here, how do ants know what can be edible? >be me >see ants and their nest on a gravel path >usual train looking for food >decide to help next time i walk by >crumble cookie >unload crumbs over the nest
I would still leave them be in their turf and exterminate all of them on sight when they start invading my place. I will follow them to their nest and dig it out, making the holocaust look like a fucking joke.
Do NOT fuck with humans.
use them as arguments for political correctnes and fight woke shit
i will obviously also try to breed the queen but for some reason, i just know it won't work out
if it did she'd explode anyways
Are they actually infertile females? Or some fucked up third, inherently sterile gender that is neither male nor female? Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?
>Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?
Isn't that what bees do? Queen dies, workers get agitated and feed royal jelly to a regular larvae that then turns into next queen instead of regular worker.
Is it different for ants?
I figure there's a difference between that, it makes sense that a larva can be influenced to become a different gender since they pupate, I'm talking about taking an adult worker and putting some sort of hormone in it. Basically if it's a true female, it should theoretically have female sex organs, but they're just not active and could theoretically be re activated, but if it's the mysterious sterile gender, it wouldn't even have them at all so it wouldn't activate anything.
Basically like how you can force an axolotl to go into its vestigial "adult" stage by exposing it to certain chemicals.
There are ant species that have fertile workers. Either all of them produce eggs or they have sex fights to determine the designated egg workers.
Google gamergate to read more.
If yoi think thats fucked up read on humans, they make giant cement hives that span kilometers , and have complex political structures to decide leaders
I guess If you're into guro it would be the most wonderful thing ever, You absolutely would not go a single day without seeing something disgusting/awful. I think gurofags would flock to the amazon to really enjoy the new nightmare created.
This is how I feel about the black harvester ants that suddenly moved in under my bird feeder despite the invasive Argentine ants that swarm every inch of the neighborhood. Their habitat was paved over in the 70’s and 80’s and I hadn’t seen them in the area for a very long time. Cute little buggers.
What do you want me to say OP?
You want me to say I'm gonna coomy woomy?
I'm gonna jerky werky?
hat's what you want, right?
You want me to say the ants are gonna make me coomy??
Get pp hard?
Ant make pp go coomy????
That's what you want me to say right??
It would be pretty disturbing thb. You would find many little human corpses lying around. When they hunt imsects or go to war with other colonies many of them would get killed.
I think bees are a better alternative. They just make honey, fight the intruders, build simmetrical homes and dance in said homes, ants are savages compared to them.
tourist here, how do ants know what can be edible?
>be me
>see ants and their nest on a gravel path
>usual train looking for food
>decide to help next time i walk by
>crumble cookie
>unload crumbs over the nest
YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO BATMAN
They really are just like us wowie
I would still leave them be in their turf and exterminate all of them on sight when they start invading my place. I will follow them to their nest and dig it out, making the holocaust look like a fucking joke.
Do NOT fuck with humans.
ræp
I don't understand why this pic keeps getting posted. What the fuck is going on in this image?
bump
Give head pats and not be freaked out when they try to break into my house in the summer
use them as arguments for political correctnes and fight woke shit
i will obviously also try to breed the queen but for some reason, i just know it won't work out
if it did she'd explode anyways
That's a lot of words to tell us you're a reddit tourist anon.
I'd find them considerably less cool and interesting.
Friendly reminder all worker ants are female.
How do you know that, did you ask them?
Stop assuming their gender chud.
7 years, 1 joke
Are they actually infertile females? Or some fucked up third, inherently sterile gender that is neither male nor female? Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?
>Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?
Isn't that what bees do? Queen dies, workers get agitated and feed royal jelly to a regular larvae that then turns into next queen instead of regular worker.
Is it different for ants?
I figure there's a difference between that, it makes sense that a larva can be influenced to become a different gender since they pupate, I'm talking about taking an adult worker and putting some sort of hormone in it. Basically if it's a true female, it should theoretically have female sex organs, but they're just not active and could theoretically be re activated, but if it's the mysterious sterile gender, it wouldn't even have them at all so it wouldn't activate anything.
Basically like how you can force an axolotl to go into its vestigial "adult" stage by exposing it to certain chemicals.
There are ant species that have fertile workers. Either all of them produce eggs or they have sex fights to determine the designated egg workers.
Google gamergate to read more.
If you think that's fucked read up on termites.
If you think thats fucked up read up on naked molerats they copy the insect eusocial colony naked molerats have a queen and female worker molerats.
If yoi think thats fucked up read on humans, they make giant cement hives that span kilometers , and have complex political structures to decide leaders
Squash them like i always do
I guess If you're into guro it would be the most wonderful thing ever, You absolutely would not go a single day without seeing something disgusting/awful. I think gurofags would flock to the amazon to really enjoy the new nightmare created.
thanks now i have to find an anthill and cum on it
In it or on it? Are you going to cum on the outside and make the ants work for?
I hate this board so much
How new are you to the internet?
stomp them ofc
I look like this
>m-maybe if I admit to looking like a loser they will laugh with me!
Weird cope.
coal
moron
Abra-fuckyourmother-cadabra.
You are the ant now.
i would hand out sugar grains to each ant
Jar
No bullying ants
This is how I feel about the black harvester ants that suddenly moved in under my bird feeder despite the invasive Argentine ants that swarm every inch of the neighborhood. Their habitat was paved over in the 70’s and 80’s and I hadn’t seen them in the area for a very long time. Cute little buggers.
What do you want me to say OP?
You want me to say I'm gonna coomy woomy?
I'm gonna jerky werky?
hat's what you want, right?
You want me to say the ants are gonna make me coomy??
Get pp hard?
Ant make pp go coomy????
That's what you want me to say right??
>hat's what you want
I indeed want all the hats.
>Larfleeze
>2009
I was just transported back in time holy shit
It would be pretty disturbing thb. You would find many little human corpses lying around. When they hunt imsects or go to war with other colonies many of them would get killed.
I think bees are a better alternative. They just make honey, fight the intruders, build simmetrical homes and dance in said homes, ants are savages compared to them.
First thing I thought, you would constantly see horribly mutilated little corpses of cute things all over the ground, would be nasty.