What would you do if ants looked like this

What would you do if ants looked like this

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  1. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    tourist here, how do ants know what can be edible?
    >be me
    >see ants and their nest on a gravel path
    >usual train looking for food
    >decide to help next time i walk by
    >crumble cookie
    >unload crumbs over the nest

  2. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO BATMAN

  3. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    They really are just like us wowie

  4. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would still leave them be in their turf and exterminate all of them on sight when they start invading my place. I will follow them to their nest and dig it out, making the holocaust look like a fricking joke.
    Do NOT frick with humans.

  5. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  6. 10 months ago
    Anonymous
  7. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    ræp

  8. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't understand why this pic keeps getting posted. What the frick is going on in this image?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      bump

  9. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give head pats and not be freaked out when they try to break into my house in the summer

  10. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    use them as arguments for political correctnes and fight woke shit
    i will obviously also try to breed the queen but for some reason, i just know it won't work out
    if it did she'd explode anyways

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's a lot of words to tell us you're a reddit tourist anon.

  11. 10 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd find them considerably less cool and interesting.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Friendly reminder all worker ants are female.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How do you know that, did you ask them?

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stop assuming their gender chud.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        7 years, 1 joke

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they actually infertile females? Or some fricked up third, inherently sterile gender that is neither male nor female? Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Like can you artificially make a worker fertile?
        Isn't that what bees do? Queen dies, workers get agitated and feed royal jelly to a regular larvae that then turns into next queen instead of regular worker.
        Is it different for ants?

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          I figure there's a difference between that, it makes sense that a larva can be influenced to become a different gender since they pupate, I'm talking about taking an adult worker and putting some sort of hormone in it. Basically if it's a true female, it should theoretically have female sex organs, but they're just not active and could theoretically be re activated, but if it's the mysterious sterile gender, it wouldn't even have them at all so it wouldn't activate anything.
          Basically like how you can force an axolotl to go into its vestigial "adult" stage by exposing it to certain chemicals.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        There are ant species that have fertile workers. Either all of them produce eggs or they have sex fights to determine the designated egg workers.
        Google gamergate to read more.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you think that's fricked read up on termites.

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          If you think thats fricked up read up on naked molerats they copy the insect eusocial colony naked molerats have a queen and female worker molerats.

          • 10 months ago
            Anonymous

            If yoi think thats fricked up read on humans, they make giant cement hives that span kilometers , and have complex political structures to decide leaders

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Squash them like i always do

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess If you're into guro it would be the most wonderful thing ever, You absolutely would not go a single day without seeing something disgusting/awful. I think gurogays would flock to the Amazon to really enjoy the new nightmare created.

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    thanks now i have to find an anthill and cum on it

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      In it or on it? Are you going to cum on the outside and make the ants work for?

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hate this board so much

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How new are you to the internet?

  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    stomp them ofc

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        I look like this

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          >m-maybe if I admit to looking like a loser they will laugh with me!
          Weird cope.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/LOeFlz7.png

        Abra-frickyourmother-cadabra.
        You are the ant now.

        https://i.imgur.com/xXDqlm7.png

        coal

        • 10 months ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      Abra-frickyourmother-cadabra.
      You are the ant now.

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would hand out sugar grains to each ant

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jar

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    No bullying ants

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is how I feel about the black harvester ants that suddenly moved in under my bird feeder despite the invasive Argentine ants that swarm every inch of the neighborhood. Their habitat was paved over in the 70’s and 80’s and I hadn’t seen them in the area for a very long time. Cute little buggers.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous
  21. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you want me to say OP?
    You want me to say I'm gonna coomy woomy?
    I'm gonna jerky werky?
    hat's what you want, right?
    You want me to say the ants are gonna make me coomy??
    Get pp hard?
    Ant make pp go coomy????
    That's what you want me to say right??

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      >hat's what you want
      I indeed want all the hats.

      • 10 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Larfleeze
        >2009
        I was just transported back in time holy shit

  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    It would be pretty disturbing thb. You would find many little human corpses lying around. When they hunt imsects or go to war with other colonies many of them would get killed.
    I think bees are a better alternative. They just make honey, fight the intruders, build simmetrical homes and dance in said homes, ants are savages compared to them.

    • 10 months ago
      Anonymous

      First thing I thought, you would constantly see horribly mutilated little corpses of cute things all over the ground, would be nasty.

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