What would be the worst animal to suddenly find yourself 1 yard away from it?

What would be the worst animal to suddenly find yourself 1 yard away from it?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Me

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's the hat supposed to mean :0

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sperm whale, one click and you're dead. Crazy shit.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A black mamba.

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    homosexual Sapiens Africanus.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This lil homie. They live at such depths that you won't make it even in a special diving suit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      what a bizarre analysis of the question.
      >What animal would be worst to suddenly see?
      Your answer:
      >Something deep underwater cus then you'll drown lol

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Massive Underground vespa mandarina nest

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Any animal that can, and wants to kill an adult man. Which is a whole fricking lot.
    I'd say a hippopotamus is the worst.
    >fast as frick
    >fearless
    >most dangerous animal on earth, like a pitbull on pcp
    >kills just because it can, will tear apart baby hippos and any tiny animal unfortunate enough to tries to cross its river
    These things exists to fricking destroy you.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A living claymore.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's a yard

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      about 1/200ths of a furlong

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      it's very close to 1 meter.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Something deadly venomous. I understand all the predator fear, but let's say someone throws a sea snake or something crazy on ya and you live far away from their natural range. Can't positively identify it, even if you did, any help won't listen. I'd much rather it be a super predator that'll kill me quick over some agonizingly slow and painful death.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      3 feet away is plenty to avoid any venomous animal. This thread is in a roundabout way asking about aggression.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Pathetic mammal.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I would be afraid but aroused at the same time.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    One of them really big extremely poisonous jellyfish

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Black mamba.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a very scary bug or perhaps a human

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polar bears are definitely worse than tigers, you need to consider the fact that tigers live in fricking india with people all around them yet relatively few get killed. Tigers generally don't view humans as prey items the way polar bears do.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grizzly bear, or perhaps polar bear. I heard Grizzlies will eat you alive, but polar bears will maybe give me the courteousy of making sure im dead before starting to chomp on my intestines.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grizzlies generally don't eat people, just kill them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not very nice of them.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Grizzlies generally don't eat people, just kill them.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          He didn't tread so well

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He didn't tread so well

            Bueno.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >generally
          Any large predator that's old or desperate will eat a human opportunistically. The grizzly who did this was no different

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tiger by far

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are they more aggressive than polar bears?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Tiger would very likely do you in quickly tho.
      Just offer your neck and in 3~4 seconds it'll be nite nite forever. At least the last thing you see will be more glorious than an incoming minivan in an car crash.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, there is literally an elephant in your gif, which is scarier than a tiger.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a redditor

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The horror! The horror!

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    if its hungry and won't just run away if I wave my hands at it? a large bear
    most predators kill pretty quick and go for the neck
    bears don't

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I stopped caring about these guys when I lived in California, our ceiling would be covered with them in the spring. I just grab them gently with my hand and throw them outside.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Do people dislike these goofy fellas?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >*bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* ah this spot is perfect *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* *bump* ahh another nice spot.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What are these little things?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halteres

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Leftover little doohickeys that were wings on their ancestors. Houseflys got them too. Now they are used for balance and some people say as sensors.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Polar Bear.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/vpL9ThY.jpg

      if its hungry and won't just run away if I wave my hands at it? a large bear
      most predators kill pretty quick and go for the neck
      bears don't

      Grizzly bear, or perhaps polar bear. I heard Grizzlies will eat you alive, but polar bears will maybe give me the courteousy of making sure im dead before starting to chomp on my intestines.

      Grizzlies generally don't eat people, just kill them.

      Polar bears are definitely worse than tigers, you need to consider the fact that tigers live in fricking india with people all around them yet relatively few get killed. Tigers generally don't view humans as prey items the way polar bears do.

      Bears are a good answer, but not grizzlies or polar bears. A sloth bear would be worst case scenario

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hippo

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blue whale overhead

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I imagine if a blue whale were overhead, you'd be peacefully swimming under it. Unless, of course, said baleen is Agrajag. Then, I'd worry.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Best answer for imminent death, but imo a torturous death is worse. In that case, my pick would probably be some large animal that spooks extremely easily and fights instead of fleeing - a rhino, perhaps. Or maybe a gorilla like

      Gorilla. It can reach you from 1 yard and pull your head off effortlessly.

      said.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Still better than a shark.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sharks dont kill you on sight, maybe stop acting like a damn seal on the surface

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      But they don't attack humans. Or do you mean like a contived situation where it's floating 1 m above you in the air over land?

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gorilla. It can reach you from 1 yard and pull your head off effortlessly.

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